威尔和格蕾丝

Will & Grace S11E09

Part 2 Feb. 23, 2020, 9:09 a.m.

I can keep track of it for you.
你不觉得这里面令人发狂得热吗
Don't you think it's distractingly hot in here?
不觉得但格伦·克洛斯教会我
I don't, but Glenn Close taught me how to regulate
通过控制呼吸来调整体表温度
my surface body temperature through controlled breathing.
我总是完美的22度
I'm always a perfect 72 degrees.
就像人类版的圣迭戈
Like a human San Diego.
有意思大家说我是人类版的旧金山
Funny, I've been told I'm a human San Francisco.
他们在交往吗
They're dating?
根本就不存在双性恋
Oh, bisexuality isn't even a thing.
这就好比说"我爱猫也爱狗"
It's like saying, "I'm a cat person and a dog person."
得了吧
Come on.
被枪指着头你就知道你希望猫还是狗来舔你的脸了
Gun to your head, you know what you want licking your face.
我们要说点什么吗
Do we say something?
我不行我是酷姨啊
I can't. I'm the cool aunt.
怪不得你这么穿
Well, that explains the outfit.
怎么这很酷啊
What? It's cool.
是啊你好酷罗珀夫人
Yeah, you're super cool, Mrs. Roper.
出自经典喜剧《三人行》
看来我们得让他们自己摸索了
I guess we just let them figure it out on their own?
大概只能这样了
I think we have to.
你们知道这附近有什么一居室公♥寓♥吗
You guys know of any one-bedrooms in the neighborhood?
我们结婚后就要开始找
We're gonna start looking after we get married.
"结婚" 你们要结婚了
"Married"? You're--you're getting married?
他在碧昂丝的演唱会上向我求婚了
He proposed at a Beyoncé concert.
我超喜欢所以必须给它戴上戒指
I liked it, so I had to put a ring on it.
出自碧昂丝的歌♥《单身女郎》
菲奥娜
Fiona!
我太为你高兴了
I am so happy for you!
-我负责跟她谈 -我搞定他
- I'll take her. - I got him.
我问过了头等舱没空位
I checked, and there are no open seats in first class.
显然你的运通黑卡
And apparently, your Amex Black Card
也不能安排直升机来接你离开这架飞机
cannot get you helicoptered off the plane.
我不喜欢这样
I don't like this.
这铁罐里挤了太多人一定会坠毁的
There are way too many people in this tin can to keep it in the air.
这就是简单的物理学而已
It's just simple physics.
一架飞机只能搭载四个乘客
Planes were only meant to carry four passengers--
如果DJ哈立德带了他的美洲豹就只能载三人
three if DJ Khaled brings his leopard.
我需要更多空气更多空间
I need more air! I need more room!
怎么回事我们是不是撞到圣诞老人了
What was that? Did we just hit Santa Claus?
我觉得你是恐慌发作了
I think you're having a panic attack.
我经常恐慌发作比如停电
I get them all the time-- like during a power outage
或是我妈派她其中一只狗赶我走的时候
or when my mom sends one of her dogs after me.
都怪我
It's my fault.
不该想当然认为我妈欢迎我去过感恩节
You shouldn't just assume that you're invited to Thanksgiving.
别说傻话了我才不会恐慌发作
Don't be ridiculous. I don't get panic attacks!
我只会把别人吓到恐慌发作
I cause panic attacks.
您要喝点什么吗
Would you like something to drink?
要谢天谢地
Oh, yes, thank God.
-请给我伏特加 -您拿好
- Vodka, please. - There you go.
他们把伏特加缩小了
They shrunk the vodka.
他们把伏特加缩小了
They shrunk the vodka!
嗨我回来啦
Hi, I'm back.
抱歉我忘记自己是在飞机上了
Sorry, I forgot I was on a plane.
明天我就要演我职业生涯中最具挑战性的角色了
I start filming the most challenging role of my career tomorrow.
我觉得好难应付
I'm really struggling.
其实
You know...
我也是一名演员
I'm an actor too.
多谢夸奖
Thank you.
如果你是苦恼台词太多
If it's an issue having too many lines,
根据我的经验只要你念得一塌糊涂
I've found if you mess up enough,
最终导演会删去大部分台词
eventually, the director will take most of them away.
我的问题是我要第一次演同性床戏
Problem is, I'm filming my first gay sex scene,
可我没有任何经验可参考
and I have no experience to draw on.
我入戏的方法就是亲身体验
See my, process is to experience everything
我的角色做的任何事
my character does firsthand.
拍《撞车》时
For "Crash,"
我跟随洛杉矶警局开车巡逻了三周
I spent three weeks doing ride-alongs with the LAPD.
演《父辈的旗帜》时我给了我父亲一面旗帜
For "Flags of Our Fathers," I gave my father a flag.
但如果我在这架飞机上
But if I don't find some way
找不到一个男人和我做♥爱♥
to have sex with a man on this flight,
到时我的表演就会是全然虚假的
my performance is gonna be completely false.
你有认识的人吗
Know anybody?
我再失陪一下
Will you excuse me for one more second?
其实曾经有一段时间我也以为自己是双性恋
You know, there was a period of time i thought I was bisexual.
-真的吗 -千真万确
- Really? - Oh, sure.
我当时在跟格蕾丝交往我说服了自己
You know, I was dating Grace, and I convinced myself
其实我可以选择和女人在一起
that I could--I could actually choose to be with women.
好悲剧哦
How tragic.
毕竟你基气爆表
I mean, you're so gay.
我不确定有没有"爆表"啦
I--I don't know about "So gay."
你书架上的所有书
You have whole bookshelf of books...
都是关于屁♥股♥的
about butts.
很多都是我收到的礼物啦
Lot of those were gifts.
我自己送的
To myself.
我想说的是有时候说自己是双性恋
The point is, sometimes saying you're bi
就像是个安全缓冲
can feel like a safe half-step
因为你太害怕了不敢直接冲入同性恋的世界
when--when you're scared to jump all the way in,
但内心深处你清楚得很
but deep down, you know.
毕竟你要么喜欢猫要么喜欢狗只能是其一
I mean, you're either a cat person or a dog person.
其实我比较喜欢鸟
I'm more of a bird person.
那不在答案范围内
That's not a legitimate answer.
我和威尔很久以前交往过
You know, Will and I dated way back.
我都不知道威尔是双性恋
I didn't know Will was bisexual.
不他就是同性恋而已
Oh, no, he was just gay,
我当年就爱那种喜欢帮我洗衣服和挑衣服的男人
and I was into guys who like to clean and pick out my outfits.
-但你们有做♥爱♥吗 -当然没有
- But you had sex? - Oh, no, no.
他每次都找借口推托
He always made excuses.
「我吃太多了粗粗的象腿让我没有安全感」
"I ate too much and now I'm insecure about my thighs."
这么多线索你都看不出来也太蠢了不是吗
Wow, you really couldn't pick up on clues, could you?
重点放回你身上
Let's focus on you.
你们处得怎么样床上和谐吗
So how about you guys? Everything okay in the bedroom?
我倒希望啊
I wish.
他简直是欲求不满
He can't get enough.
他跟甜饼怪似的甜饼就是我的...
He's like the Cookie Monster if cookies were...
唯一一次停下来没做♥爱♥
The only time we stop
他跑去边泡澡边看《姿态》了
is so he can take a bubble bath and watch "Pose."
《姿态》中有很多同性恋
跨性别者等角色
菲奥娜亲爱的我只是...
Oh, Fiona, sweetie, I just...
我只想说我很开心我们能这样对话
Can I just say how much I love that we can do this?
鲍比外婆若在天有灵此刻一定一边笑着
I feel like Grandma Bobbi is up there smiling,
一边唱着她最爱的歌♥
singing one of her songs,
因为你身上燃烧着艾德勒之焰
'cause you're kind of keeping the Adler flame alive.
艾德勒之焰
"The Adler flame"?
外婆以前常说
She used to say...
「亲爱的永远别让他人告诉你
"Dear, never let anyone tell you
该成为怎样的人该如何生活
who to be or how to live,
倘若他人对你说三道四让他们别管闲事
And if they do, tell them to get out of your business
不然就一边凉快去」
or get out of the way!"
这就是艾德勒之焰
That's the Adler flame,
你完美继承了
and I totally see it in you.
愿此焰永恒
May it burn forever.
你同意让我去和瑞恩·菲利普做♥爱♥
You're giving me permission to have sex with Ryan Phillipe?
没错我的爱人
Yes, mi amor.
如果我们不尊重「出轨通行证」的神圣性
What good are any of the contracts we have made
那我们订立的那些契约又有什么意义呢
if we do not honor the sanctity of the hallway passes?
所以我老公不介意我去碰瑞恩·"菲利屌♥"
So my husband is okay with me touching Ryan's "Philli-penis"?
是的
Si.
好吧
Okay.
两位
Hey, guys.
我们很开心你们深爱着彼此
Um, we love how much you love each other.
但这整件事少了一块核心关键那就是
There's just--there's a big piece missing, and that's...
特雷弗你不是双性恋