威尔和格蕾丝

Will & Grace S11E13

Part 2 April 27, 2020, 9:29 a.m.

为此我也要把酒吧名改为「红宝石鞋」
Uh, and that's why I'm renaming the bar to "The Ruby Slipper."
如果鞋不是真品有哪个白♥痴♥会干这种事啊
What kind of an idiot would do that unless they weren't real?
我就认识一个
I know one.
万一我们弄错了呢
What if we're wrong?
万一我们到了发现他们只是在过平常的浪漫周末
What if we get there and they're just having a normal romantic weekend?
就算白跑一趟
Better to be wrong
也好过事后发现她被大卸八块做成炖肉
than to find out he chopped her up to make stew.
恶毒马克就是这样杀死他的受害者的
And that's what "Malicious Mark" did to his victims.
菲尔为什么要这样做呢
Why would Phil go through all this?
-我就是搞不懂这点 -钱啊
- That's what I don't get. - Money.
那些骗子都是为了钱
They're always after the money.
话虽如此但他那么帅
Yeah, but he's so handsome, though.
他不用杀人也能从女人那里捞到很多钱啊
You think he could get money out of women without killing them.
毕竟 40多岁了身材还那么好
I mean, that body after 40?
我肯定愿意把银行卡给他的
I'd give him my debit card.
好消息是法律层面上
One good thing is, legally,
就算他想要凯伦的钱
even if he wanted Karen's money,
他也拿不到
he couldn't get it.
除非他们结婚了
Not unless they're married.
好了医生
Okay, Doctor.
真心话还是大冒险
Truth or dare?
真心话
Truth.
你偷过东西吗
Have you ever stolen anything?
我十岁的时候
Well, once when I was ten,
在杂货店偷了些甘草糖
I took some licorice from the corner store, and...
事后我特别内疚马上回到店里
I felt so guilty that I went right back in
跟店主道了歉
and apologized to the owner.
那好有爱啊
That's so sweet.
我还偷过一卡车的电视机
And a truck full of TVs.
真的司机离开时没熄火
Yeah, the guy just left it running,
我就坐上去看看能不能偷偷把车开走
and I hopped in just to see if I could get away with it.
我成功了
I did.
我没被抓到
I got away with it.
太好了因为你告诉我那个甘草糖的故事时
Oh, good, because when you told me the licorice story,
我还担心我找了个没用的人
I was worried I'd hitched my wagon to a fruit cart.
凯伦你让我好快乐
Karen, you make me so happy.
你也是菲尔
You, me too, Phil.
我想到个好问题
I got a good one.
你有没有杀过人
Have you ever killed anyone?
不是该轮到我问吗
Isn't it my turn?
对哦抱歉亲爱的
Oh, right. I'm sorry, darling.
没关系宝贝
Oh, that's okay, baby.
你选真心话还是大冒险
So truth or dare?
大冒险
Dare.
嫁给我
Marry me.
你看到凯伦了吗
Do you see Karen?
屋子里好像没人
I don't think anyone's here.
她就在这里
She's here.
我能闻到香水和药物味儿
I smell Chanel and Adderall.
你说他们是不是去散步了
Do you think they went for a walk?
在《恶毒马克》里太阳下山后
Oh, in "Malicious Mark," When the sun went down,
马克就会带他的受害者到树林里散步
he took his victim for a walk in the woods.
就在那时他...
That's when he'd...
然后...
and then...
他做棉花糖给她们吃吗
He made them cotton candy?
是炖肉啦
Stew.
他把她们做成炖肉
He made stew out of them.
黑心菲尔不会对凯伦做了同样的事吧
You don't think rotten Phil did the same with Karen?
不能叫他"黑心菲尔"啦必须也是"P"开头的词
It can't be "Rotten Phil." It's gotta start with a P.
比如"费城菲尔"
Oh, like "Philadelphia Phil."
前提是他老家真是费城
If he's from Philadelphia.
"疯子菲尔"怎么样
Ooh, ooh, how about "Psychotic Phil"?
"P"必须发音啊
The P can't be silent.
那"疯子山姆"呢
How about "Psychotic Sam"?
"疯子山姆" 听起来很押韵
"Psychotic Sam." That's good.
等等等一下两个词都必须是"Ph"开头
Wait, wait, wait, wait, both words have to start with a "Ph"
而且其中一个词必须得是"菲尔"啊
and one of them has to be Phil.
也没那么难理解吧
It's not that hard a concept.
你好啊山姆不菲尔
Hey, Sam--uh, Phil.
我们三个只是在...
We--the three of us were just, uh--
就两个我跟他们不是一伙的
The two. I'm not with them.
我只是耶♥和♥华♥见证会的教♥徒♥
I'm just a Jehovah's Witness,
但你们看起来太聪明了我们忽悠不了
but you guys seem too smart for us.
那个我们刚刚就是...
Yeah, so we were-- we were just--
我们正好在这附近因为...
Uh, we were in the neighborhood because--
我们在湖边有栋小屋
We--we've got a--a cabin on the lake...
-是 -和你们一样就在...
- Yeah. - ...too, right down...
大概...那个方位
round... 'bout there, a piece.
没错
Uh, yeah.
我们能见见凯伦吗
Can we see Karen?
你是指菲利普·约翰逊太太吧
Don't you mean Mrs. Phillip Johnson?
你们结婚了吗
You two got married?
地方执法官刚刚才离开
The justice of the peace just left.
结婚典礼很美好
It was a beautiful ceremony.
我都哭了因为正常人都会这样
I totally cried because that's a thing people do.
我们能当面祝贺凯伦吗
Um, can we congratulate Karen in person?
她去散步了
Oh, she went for a walk.
天快黑了希望她没出什么事
It's getting dark. Hope nothing happened to her.
不如你们进来等吧我正在炖肉
Why don't you come in and wait? I'm making stew.
-你们不进来吗 -来了来了
- Aren't you coming? - Yes, yes!
现在都8点15了
It's 8:15.
为什么没有半个人来
Why is nobody here?
一定是都跑去买♥♥打折的闪粉了
There must be a sale on glitter.
又或者是百老汇明星林-曼努尔·米兰达
Or maybe Lin-Manuel Miranda
正在某处表演即兴饶舌
is doing an impromptu rap somewhere,
所有人都被迫要喜欢
and everybody's being forced to like it.
所有预约的都没来
Every reservation?
每一个人都取消了
Every one, canceled.
我不明白这可是我盛大的重新开业典礼
I don't get it. This is my grand reopening.
这地方应该挤满了醉酒单身女
This place should be fending off drunk bachelorettes
哭诉被堪萨斯的基佬表哥欺骗了才对
crying about their gay cousins in Kansas.
你说会不会跟刚发表的
You think it might have something to do
这篇文章有关呢
with the article that was just posted?
你看标题
Read the headline.
《可可小姐酒吧的新店主
"New Owner of Miss Coco's
没上网搜过红宝石舞鞋就撒谎》
Fails to Google Ruby Slippers Before Lying About Them."
你们觉得这会影响我的盛大开业吗
Do you think this is gonna affect my big opening?
现在不是好笑的时候
It's not funny now!
你就不应该对那个记者撒谎杰克
You shouldn't have lied to that reporter, Jack.
我知道我也懂只是...
I know, I know. I just--
我太希望酒吧能取得成功了
I want so badly for this to be a success.
但是你才上手啊
But you just started.
别着急慢慢来吧
Come on. Give it time.
来干什么呢
Time for what?
我做错的地方就是一开始冲动买♥♥下这地方
I never should have bought this place in the first place.
我知道我刚才说了两遍"地方"
Yes, I know, I just said the word "Place" Twice.
听我说
Listen,
我刚买♥♥下这个地方时这里是个熟食店
when I bought this place, it was a deli,
但我当时有远见
but I had a vision.
我的整个概念都是基于我热爱的东西
I based the entire concept on something I loved...
就是我本人
Me.
所以你是说我应该让这个酒吧围绕我这个人来转
So you're saying I should make this bar all about me?
亲爱的不是这样的
No, dear. No.
这是做生意你要的是顾客来消费
It's a business. You want paying customers.
你得加入你自己的特色
You gotta put your own stank on it.
要是没人喜欢我的特色怎么办
What if nobody likes my stank?
你听我说
Listen.
人生就是一场豪赌
Life is a gamble,
但至少是由你来掷骰子
but at least you're rolling the dice.
大多数人连掷骰子的勇气都没有
You know, most people don't have the guts to do that.