吸血鬼生活

What We Do in the Shadows S02E04

Part 4 June 21, 2020, 10:45 a.m.

我没事
I'm okay.
退后退后
Stay back! Get back!
我们得走了我们得赶紧离开抱歉
We have to go! We have to go, sorry!
操
Fuck!
德里克呢我找不到德里克
Where's Derek? I couldn't find Derek!
来不及救他了
It's too late for him now.
我们还得把车还给德里克妈妈
We still have to get the van back to Derek's mom.
嗯
Yep.
Sir... bob
Sir... bob
gel
gel...
dolph@yahoo.Com
dolph@yahoo.Com.
好了搞定
There, it is done.
这是十个邮箱地址
That is ten e-mails.
然后怎么办等到天亮吗
So what do we do, wait till sunrise?
我们要怎么知道鲍勃·戈道夫爵士收到了邮件
How do we know that Sir Bob Geldolph has that e-mail?
没事
Whoa, it's all right.
不
Oh, no!
别怕亲爱的
Don't fear, my darling.
拉兹洛你的前臂不能抵挡诅咒
Laszlo, your forearm is not curse-proof!
拜托
Please!
这让我感到内脏不适
All this is playing havoc with my guts.
说到内脏我有跟你说过
Talking about guts, I did tell you about Arianna
-阿莉安娜的内脏被扔在了门前台阶上吗 -说过
- when her guts were dragged out on the doorstep? - Yes, yes!
不要求你了
No, no, no, please!
血腥玛丽大发慈悲饶了我们吧
Bloody Mary, have mercy on us!
不要把我们开肠破肚
Do not rip our guts out!
吉尔莫
Guillermo?
你快把我们吓死了
You scared the shit out of us!
你为什么要在门口磨磨蹭蹭的
What was that dilly-dallying at the door?
你就不能像个正常人一样走进来吗
Could you just come in like a normal person?
门又卡住了
The door's getting stuck again.
我喜欢你衣服的扎染设计你去看演唱会了吗
I like tie-dye-- have you been to a concert?
是啊
Yeah.
去污笔在特♥价♥ 所以还有些钱剩下来
The Tide to go pens were on sale, so you got some extra cash.
意外之财
Unforeseen riches.
诅咒
Oh, the curse!
诅咒被解除了
It has lifted!
你都不知道发生了什么事
You don't even know what this is about.
拉兹洛现在干这事不是吧
Laszlo, now, really?
没错
Oh, yes.
你知道吗你今天在外面跑腿的时候
You know, while you were out running your errand,
我们陷入了巨大的危机
we were in very serious danger.
都是因为你的机器
Because of your machine.
我们今晚有可能会被杀的
We could have been killed tonight.
你知道吗
Did you know that?
真的非常恐怖
It was really scary.
对不起主人
I'm sorry, Master.
吉尔莫
Guillermo?
在
Yes?
你可以在这里再多待一会吗
Would you mind staying for a few moments,
等我睡了再走
just until I fall asleep?
当然可以
Of course.
谢谢你
Thank you.
吉尔莫
Guillermo?
是主人
Yes, Master?
我不想在睡梦里被谋杀
I don't wish to be murdered in my slumber.
我知道这听起来有点傻
I know it's a little silly,
因为我们已经战胜了诅咒
because we defeated the curse.
但因为这事
But with that and
还有最近听说了有吸血鬼被谋杀的事后
all these stories about vampires being murdered lately,
我感觉有点
I'm feeling a little...
不像往常一样无所畏惧了
less fearless than I usually do.
只有一点点
Just a little.
-我会留下来主人 -谢谢
- I'll stay, Master. - Thank you.
我还没睡着吉尔莫
I'm not asleep yet, Guillermo!
他们是由我们的一位共同的吸血鬼伙伴
They had come highly recommended
极力推荐来的
by a mutual vampire associate of ours,
尽管如此我觉得最明智的选择是
but nevertheless, I found it prudent
先对他们进行一番传统的信用核查
to run the traditional credit checks...
和建立参考原则
...and reference protocols.
总而言之社会上有33%的人包括我认为
Suffice it to say, I am part of the 33% who find it necessary
每年利用自己的补充信用检查很有必要
to utilize my complementary credit check every year.