新贵（2016）

既然我们的戏院只用于戏院表演
and since our building will be only for the production of plays
而不是像过去一样
and not also for boozing and bear-baiting,
还用于酒宴和诱捕野熊
as has been the custom to date,
我们就可以不受限制地安装各种效果!
there's no limit to the effects we can install!
陷阱 帷幕 银幕...
Traps, drapes, screens...
有了这些装置
with such devices great
伟大的战役以及巨大的动♥乱♥都可以表现出来
battles and mighty tempests can be presented.
真的吗? 真的吗?
Hmm, yeah? Really?
我不这么认为
Not sure.
你有什么高见吗 肯普?
You have an observation to make, Kempe?
只是说说 战役? 动♥乱♥?
Just saying. Battles? Tempests?
是不是有点过时了?
Bit dated?
不该这么说吗? 不要紧
Wrong thing to say? Don't care.
反正已经说了 所以...
Said it now, so...
过时了吗 肯普?
Dated, Kempe?
我不打算撒谎 所有那些大声呐喊着
Not going to lie. All that shouting,
"哦 我是国王 全军覆没..."
all that, "Oh, I'm a king and my army's all dead..."
这不能引起共鸣 没有吸引力
That's not relatable. That's not interesting.
你的建议是什么?
What do you suggest?
我们何不把战役的场景
Well, instead of setting the big scene in a battle,
换成在国王的账房♥里呢?
why not set it in the king's counting house?
在办公室里面?
In an office?
便于观察 发现了吗?
Observational, see?
简派艺术将成为新的经典
Minimal is the new epic.
不是吗? 场景不再拘泥于
Yeah? Instead of having
英雄角色在战争和谋杀中挣扎
heroic characters struggling with war and murder,
角色可以是普通人
they could all be really
担心些细小的事情
ordinary and worried about really tiny things,
比如说"哦 你在用我的羽毛笔吗?"
like, "Ooh, did you use my quill?"
"哦 这是你的羽毛笔吗?"
"Oh, was that your quill?"
"是的 这是我的羽毛笔 上面有我的名字"
"Well, yeah. That was my quill. It's got my name on it."
"哦 抱歉"
"Oh, sorry."
"你可以借走 但是你得先问过我
"Well, you can borrow it, but if you ask,
请尊重我的个人用品"
maybe. Please respect my stuff."
诸如此类 一定棒极了
That sort of thing. It'd be brilliant.
闭嘴吧 肯普
Do shut up, Kempe.
我们还必须考虑观众
We must consider the auditorium too.
我觉得还需要厕所
We'll need a toilet, methinks.
威廉的戏剧都很长
Will's plays be very long.
非常 非常长
Very, very long.
巨长无比 长得吓人
Incredibly long. Like mad long.
我的戏剧不长!
They're not long!
确实有点长 威廉
A bit long, Will.
是的 我们绝对要在后面挖条沟用来尿尿
Yes, we'll definitely need a big trench out the back to piss in.
还要为女士准备大量封闭小隔间
And numerous closeted stalls for the ladies,
二十或三十个的样子 不然会排起长队
20 or 30, I'd say, otherwise there'll be a queue.
女士? 你觉得还要考虑她们吗?
The ladies? You think we should cover for them?
当然了 是的
Well, of course, yeah.
尽管舞台上没有女士 还是有很多会来看戏的
While there be no ladies on stage, many do attend the play.
好吧 我想我们可以盖一个小棚
Yes, well, I suppose we could knock up a little shed
放一个桶在里面
and put a bucket in it.
好的 公共厕所
So, the conveniences.
给男士准备一条二十码的小便池
A 20-yard pissoir for the men,
给女士在隔间里放一个桶
and a single bucket in a cupboard for the ladies.
伯比奇先生 只有一个隔间吗?
Mr Burbage, a single stall?
你当然可以看到
Surely you can see that in
人流量大的时候 比如说中场休息
times of greatest traffic, such as the interval,
女士们会怒气冲冲的排着长队 急着上厕所
a large queue will form of angry ladies with their legs crossed.
小子 记住 我们今天设计的戏院
Remember, sirrah, that what we design here today
会成为未来几百年戏院建筑设计的典范
will set the pattern for theatres across future centuries.
正如我所说...
So, as I say...
... 给男士准备一条二十码的小便池
... A 20-yard pissoir for the men
给女士在隔间里放一个桶
and a single bucket in a cupboard for the ladies.
凯特 你这样为女性愤愤不平
Kate, your outrageous special bleeding
会暴露你自己的性别的!
for your own sex will unmask you!
这样太不公平了!
It's just so unfair!
好了 午饭时间!
Right, lunch!
我带了肉饼
I have a meat pie.
- 肉饼 - 肉馅饼
- Meat pie. - Meat pasty.
肉饼
Meat pie.
我做了一份可爱的沙拉
Oh, I've made a lovely little salad,
大家都可以来尝尝
which you're all welcome to pick at.
有新鲜的青菜 胡萝卜炸鱼块
Just some fresh leaves and carrot goujons.
还有玫瑰花瓣
Also some rose petals,
本来是用来调味和点缀的 不过也可以吃
just for scent and colour, but you can eat them.
你♥他♥妈♥的是小妞 是不是?
You're a bloody girl, aren't you?
野心勃勃的小贱♥人♥ 来抢我的工作!
An ambitious little bitchington trying to steal my job!
不是的 阴♥道♥! 生殖器!
No. Minge! Flange!
屁♥眼♥！
Anal!
我们隔三差五就会遇到
We get one like you every fortnight.
像你这样的傻姑娘 女扮男装
Silly little girls pretending to be boys,
还傻乎乎的以为
in the pathetic hope that
自己扮起女人来 比男人还像
they'll be as good at being girls as boys are.
走吧 你个小贱♥人♥
Be gone, you foul sluttage.
找个男人嫁了吧!
And find yourself a husband!
好的 戏院设计工作完成
So, theatre design complete. Now,
如果你想参与这场商业冒险 你就得投资
if you want to be in on this venture, you've got to invest.
最低入股四英镑 你参不参加?
Four quid minimum shares. Are you in or out?
参加 伯比奇
In, Burbage. I journey
我今天就回斯特拉特福拿钱!
to Stratford this very e'en to get the cash!
- 太好了 - 世事起伏就像波浪
- Hoorah. - For there is a tide in the affairs of men
若能抓住时机 就能得到财富
which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.
什么意思?
Meaning?
我只是在重申 真的...
Well, I'm just reiterating, really...
我要回斯特拉特福拿钱
that I'm going to Stratford to get the cash.
他的话太长了
His stuff's too long.
- 太长 - 太长太长了
- Oh, very long. - Very, very long.
雅芳河畔斯特拉特福
天 这趟路太艰难了!
God, what a journey!
整整半天
Lost a whole half-day
我们就堵在一个没用的牧羊人后面
stuck behind a seriously unhelpful shepherd,
他就是不肯让路
who simply refused to
把羊赶到一边
pull his sheep over to the side of the lane.
不过 等我们终于超过他时
Let me tell you, when we finally did edge alongside,
大家都隔着马车窗 对他做了
we all made some seriously
相当粗鲁的手势
rude gestures out of the carriage window.
这一点我们很满意
Which was satisfying,
但是又考虑到 超过他整整花了三个小时
but considering it took three hours to pass him,
又觉得手好累
rather tiring on the arm.
你能回来我很高兴 亲爱的
Well, I'm glad you're back, love.
你的"父亲清单"比我的
Your "Dad jobs" List's getting longer
抹胸布还要长
than a pure-titty's sermon.
是的 夫人
Aye, mistress.
我对你也是这般渴望
Such was the longing I felt for thee,
我们之间的爱情如此热切
so fervently did tug the bonds of love
于是我坚决放弃了所有其他想法
that I must needs forswear
赶回了你的身边
all other thoughts and hasten to thy side.
你想要什么?
What d'you want?
我们家的存款
The family savings.
我们的存款?
Our savings?
是的 所有的存款
Yep. All of them.
全部四英镑
The whole four quid.
我们不是准备买♥♥♥房♥♥子的吗?
What about our plans to buy New Place?
还有苏珊娜的嫁妆?
And Susanna's dowry? She
她已经十三岁了 很快就到适婚年龄了
be 13 and thus fast approaching marrying age.
她又胖 性格又不好
And she's such a gobby little bitchington,
我真的觉得 如果没有十英镑
I really don't think we're
我们是没法把她嫁出去的
going to off-load her for less than ten bob.
闭嘴吧! 天呐 你真是奇了怪了
Shut up! God, you're so weird.
我做什么都是错的 闭嘴!
Everything I do is wrong. Shut up!
我已经跟你讲了无数遍了 把盘子杯子收走