三角新关系（2020）

Trigonometry S01E01

Part 4 March 28, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

赶紧看完吧
Let's get this over with.
我要点一杯需要调很久的鸡尾酒了
I am going to get whatever cocktails take the longest to make.
我们不看呢
What if we just don't look?
对啊我们可以不看啊
Yeah. We could just not look at it.
你有睫毛胶吗杰森
You got any lash glue, Jason?
我这都出汗湿透了
I've sweated these right off.
肯定在经历转变了呢
Must be going through the change.
你朋友的事情我很遗憾
I am... I'm sorry about your friend.
我跟她说了跳伞是年轻人玩的
I told her, skydiving's for the young.
- 你们一起住吗 - 我今天搬进去的
- So you live with them? - I moved in today.
我靠
Oh, shit.
她们人好多啊
There's a whole team of her.
我天她好棒啊
Babe... She was awesome...
独角兽是
A unicorn is...
你知道拉拉也叫柠檬吧
You know how the odd-one-out's a lemon?
你是说鹅莓吗
You mean a gooseberry?
独角兽是相反的
A unicorn is the opposite.
我没听懂
I don't understand.
两人成伴三人成欢男女通吃嘛
It's the third party who makes it, you know, a party.
这是什么意外吗
What's that one? Accident?
怎么了我天啊
What happened? GEMMA: Oh, God.
她没事吧她不会有事吧
Is she gonna be okay? Is she gonna be okay?
这杯我请了遇到你这种双性独角兽很稀奇呢
Those are on me. It's rare to meet a unicorn.
因为独角兽是虚构的嘛
That's because they're mythical.
反正他们看你的眼神你绝对不是拉拉啊
The way they're looking at you, you're definitely not a lemon.
你们相信预兆吗
Do you believe in signs?
宇宙给的暗示那种吗
What, like from the universe?
- 你信吗 - 嗯
- Do you? - Yeah.
我参加完奥♥运♥会就该退役了
I should have quit after the Olympics.
我可以去上大学的
I could have gone to college.
重新训练有自己的人生
Retrained. Had a life.
你有人生啊
You have a life.
不像你们啊
Not like you two.
你们到处玩做过很多事有过很多冒险啊
You've been places, done stuff. Had adventures.
而我三十年都待在游泳池里
And I've been in a pool the whole time.
老天给我的所有退役的征兆我都忽略掉了
I ignored every sign saying stop.
以后不会了
Not any more.
下次接受到的信♥号♥♥
Next instruction I get from the universe,
我一定会听从的
I am going to listen.
天啊
Oh, my God.
等下别抹我知道怎么搞
Wait, don't rub it, I know this!
- 真的服了 - 我靠
It was crazy... GEMMA: Fuck.
这个洗头椰子油涂身上
So, this for hair, and coconut oil for the skin.
我懂得东西竟然在现实世界中有用武之地了
I can't believe this knowledge has a real-world application!
- 这样对吗 - 对的
- Am I doing this right? - Yeah.
- 然后呢 - 然后用水洗
- Then what? - And then with water.
跟美人鱼似的
End up like a mermaid.
- 弄不掉吗 - 对
- Is it not coming off? - No.
你要先抹油啊
You've gotta put oil on first.
我就知道那天我就不该去泳池
I shouldn't have gone to the pool that day. I knew it.
我一直都用力过猛我跟不上了
I'd been pushing too hard for too long. I couldn't keep up.
会痛吗
Does it hurt?
没事的
No, it's okay...
跟你的一样
It's like yours.
都是对抗醉鬼帮助老奶奶弄得
Angry drunks, falling grannies...
他可是个英雄呢
He's kind of a hero.
我的伤疤就没那么英雄的来历了不过更大
Yeah. Mine's less heroic. Bigger, though.
你呢
How about you?
你是不是完美哒
Or is she perfect?
- 抱歉 - 没事的
- Sorry... - It's fine.
她是的
She is.
她是完美的
She is perfect.
我还是
Err, I... I'd better...
你弄吧
Yeah. We'll let you get to it.
- 晚安 - 晚安谢谢你的小妙招
- Good night. - Night. Thanks for the tip.
晚安雷
Good night, Ray. Yeah.