疼痛难免（2022）

This Is Going to Hurt S01E03

Part 1 Feb. 19, 2022, 3:51 p.m.

-感觉如何 -你是医生
- How you doing? - You're a doctor.
前情提要
别把工作推给我
Not doing your bloody job for you.
老是把鼻子埋进书里
Always with your nose in a book.
你可能还没学到鼻子
You probably haven't got there yet.
鼻子是你脸部前端的尖状部位
Your nose is the pointy bit on the front of your face.
如果我在约翰·路易斯遇到你妈一定认不出来
I wouldn't recognise your mum if I bumped into her in John Lewis.
-你女朋友是做什么的 -平面设计
- What does your girlfriend do? - Graphic design.
-你愿意和我结婚吗 -不愿意
- Will you marry me? - No.
出什么事了
What's going on?
你误诊了他的母亲
You misdiagnosed his mother
所以他比预产期早出生15周
so he was delivered about 15 weeks too early.
你很幸运能从亚当身上吸取经验教训
You're lucky to have Adam to learn from.
不要犯他的错误
Don't do what he does.
恐怕是个坏消息
Yeah, bit of bad news, I'm afraid.
那位妈妈投诉了
The mum's lodged a complaint.
在你身上我尽了全力
I really did try my best for you.
来人啊快找个医生过来
Hey, someone! Look, find a doctor.
-她晕倒了 -我觉得她犯病了
- She's fainted. - I think she's having a fit.
这里有人是医生吗
Is anyone here a doctor?
我们需要医生有人是吗
We need a doctor! Anyone?
-你是... -全科医生
- Are you...? - A GP.
牙医
Dentist.
实习牙医
Trainee dentist.
楼下请[法语]
C'est en bas.
先生们女士们请落座
Please be seated, ladies and gentlemen.
-行吧 -下半场演出即将开始
- Ah, right. - As the second half s about to commence.
该死
Shit.
借过一下
Excuse me.
借过抱歉
Excuse me. Sorry.
临时代理医生没来我真的非常抱歉
The locum didn't turn up. I'm really sorry.
我死都会补偿你的
I'll make it up to you if it's the last thing I do.
我觉得你离死不远了
I think this might be the last thing you do.
你好
Hi.
你好
Hi.
前半段怎么样
How was the first half, then?
天呐音乐还有那些服装都...
Oh, my God, the, the music and the costumes....
还有他们是怎么记住那些台词的
And how do they remember all the words?
-真的... -糟透了
- It's really... - It was awful.
史蒂芬·桑坦的棺材板都压不住了
I think you could hear Stephen Sondheim spinning in his grave.
美国著名音乐剧及电影音乐作曲家及剧作家
-我记得他还活着不是吗 -可怜的家伙
- I think he's still alive, isn't he? - Poor man.
我去吧台给大家买♥♥点喝的吧赶在...
Could I grab anyone a drink from the bar before the...?
而且在开演前不到十分钟的时候
Plus, we were saddled with an understudy,
才通知我们是替补演员上场
with barely ten minutes' notice.
那确实挺烦的哪个角色
That is really annoying. Which part?
你朋友想来块巧克力吗
Would your friend like a chocolate?
其实是男朋友
Boyfriend, actually.
不要乱动
Stop fidgeting!
疼痛难免
第三集
我想破茧成蝶
I want to live be butterflies.
我不知道亚当有没有说
I don't know if Adam mentioned,
我们想与你们共进晚餐
but we'd love to take you for dinner.
其实我们可能得走了
Oh, we should probably get off, actually.
真的不能和我们吃点什么吗
You sure we can't tempt you for a quick bite?
我们在波兰街的一家法国小馆订了位子
We've got a table booked at this little French place on Poland Street.
我朋友在那里做侍者
My friend's a waiter there.
我过几周联♥系♥你
I'll call you in a couple of weeks.
见鬼
Fucking hell.
还握手呢
The handshakes.
讲实话她以前送我去学校的时候
To be fair, she always used to give me a nice hug
都会好好地抱我一下
when she dropped me off at school.
还有一张便条写着"祝你这学期学业有成"
And a note saying, "Have a successful term."
妈妈们通常都很喜欢我
I'm normally great with mums.
很可惜你来晚了
It's a shame you were late.
我不能剖腹产做一半丢在那不是吗
Well, I can't do half a Caesarean, can I?
我知道只是...这不算
I know. It's just... it wasn't
在"晚餐相谈甚欢时告诉她" 对吧
quite "we'll tell her over a nice dinner," was it?
她早在抓到我对着希曼手♥淫♥时就知道了
Oh, she's known ever since she caught me wanking off to He-Man.
美泰旗下的虚构超级男性英雄真身为亚当王子
往好的方面想想
Look on the bright side.
现在你也不用在婚礼主桌上
You're never gonna have to sit next to her
坐她旁边了不是吗
at the top table now, are you?
我可没说不用
I never said never.
但你也没说想啊不是吗
Didn't say yes, though, either, did you?
不是我说...
No, I said that...
你知道我说了什么你也同意了
You know what I said. And you agreed.
-你想来一杯吗 -来十杯怎么样
- Do you wanna grab a drink? - How about ten?
你为什么不再试一次呢
Why don't you have another go?
-因为... -打电♥话♥给她约她出来吃晚餐
- Because... - Give her a call and take her out for dinner.
那样你就得把我凉透的手从电♥话♥上撬下来
...You would have to prise my cold dead hands from the phone.
为了我呢
For me?
反正她这周无论如何都没空
She's not gonna be able to do this week anyway.
因为这周是满月
It's a full moon.
传说满月时狼人会人身变为狼身
就是这样
That's it.
大口呼吸
Nice big breaths.
你知道吗如果把肺部表皮都摊开来
Did you know that if you spread out the surface area of your lungs
然后摊在足球场上
and put them on a football pitch...
就会立刻被罚红牌和一个直接任意球
...that's an instant red card and a direct free kick?
另外别听你妈妈说的那些
Don't listen to anything your mum says, by the way.
她只是有点生我的气
She's just a bit upset with me.
其实我妈也是
So's my mum, actually.
可能妈妈都会生我的气
Maybe it's a mum thing.
哈利也是
Oh, and Harry is, too.
可能...是人都会生我的气
Maybe it's a...a people thing.
2006年4月15日我误...
你好啊天呐抱歉
Hi! Oh, God, sorry.
该死
Fuck's sake.
是你的报告吗
Is that your statement?
我还没开始写我的
Not even started mine yet.
我只憋出七个词和一片咖啡渍
Well, I've only managed seven words and a coffee stain.
给我弄杯拿铁
Get me a latte.
带到楼上产房♥
Bring it up to labour ward.
拜托你
Please.
别说你要和那个傻♥逼♥一起干活
Tell me you don't have to work with that twat.
谁亚当吗
Er, who, Adam?
没他挺好的真的
Oh, er, no, he's all right, really.
该死抱歉
Shit, sorry.
我不是故意要对你的朋友出言不逊
I didn't mean to be rude about your friend.
我只是想...
I was trying to...
我是本
I'm Ben.
本是我的名字很明显
That's my name. Obviously.
-施卢蒂 -我知道我是说
- Er, Shruti. - I know. I mean...
你喜欢吃披萨吗
Do you like eating pizza?
这话听起来像是我在说你胖
That sounds like I'm saying you're fat.
我不觉得你胖
I don't think you're fat.
我觉得你不胖我...
I think you're not fat. I...
我觉得我应该从头再来一次我是本
I think I'm gonna just start again. I'm Ben.
你想和我一起去吃点东西吗
Would you like to go for something to eat,
比如吃披萨怎么样
for example, a pizza?
听起来很不错
Er, yeah, that sounds nice.
太好了
Great.
什么时候今晚吗
Er, when? Like, tonight?
明天呢
Tomorrow?
周六呢
Saturday?
三月份
March?
明天吧明天明天可以
Tomorrow. Tomorrow... Tomorrow could work.
但就我们三人对吧你我和亚当
But it's just us three, right? Like, you, me and Adam?
我在医院前面等你大概七点左右
I'll meet you round the front, like seven...ish?
好
Yep.
碧翠斯你在2号♥房♥ 二胎产妇
Beatrice, you're in Room Two. Second baby.
听说她是杰森·奥兰奇的表妹