英村脑残故事（2017）

Really beautiful. Good.
真的很好吃 好
Glad you liked it.
你喜欢吃真是太好了
Not going to let you go hungry, you know, Kerry.
我不会让你挨饿的 Kerry
I love Tea Talk.
我爱茶叙
Florence is just an absolute dream.
Florence真是个大好人
It was a bit sad because her cat died recently.
她的猫前不久死了 有些可怜
But I think me being here has just cheered her up tenfold.
但我觉得我来陪她让她高兴了十倍
That was him, look. That's the cat.
这是他 快看 这就是那只猫
His name was Tudor, look.
他的名字叫Tudor
Feel the weight of that.
看看这玩意有多重
Feel the weight of that, honestly.
看看这玩意有多重 真的
That's how fucking big he was.
这猫该有多大啊
Ate himself into physical decay.
吃太多把自己吃死了
That's how I want to go.
我也想这么死掉
Yeah.
是啊
Kerry gets very jealous whenever I talk about Tudor.
Kerry一听我谈起Tudor就会显得非常嫉妒
So I just try not to mention him at all.
所以我就尽力不去提他
She said...
她说
Shh...
嘘
Oh, for fuck's sake!
操♥他♥妈♥的
That'll do.
这样就行了
Thanks so much for doing Tea Talk, Kerry.
谢谢你参加茶叙 Kerry
I can take over now, but thanks so much for filling in for me.
我现在能接手了 非常感谢你替代我做这些
Well, I don't mind doing it again, so...
我不介意再做一次呀 所以
Well, that's very kind of you,
你这样说真好
but I know how dull it must be for you, so...
但我知道你肯定觉得这很枯燥 所以
No, it's not dull, it's fine. She trusts me now.
不 这不枯燥 这挺好的 她现在信任我了
Well, all I'm saying is that I'm free now and...
我的意思是我现在有空了而且
Yeah, but she's in a very dark place at the moment
对 但目前她心情特别不好
because she's just lost her cat, which is very upsetting.
因为她的猫不久前死了 这很令人难过
You know, I'm not quite sure why you're so insistent on trying to, like, ruin this for me.
我不明白你为什么坚持尝试破坏这一切
I'm not... It feels like that.
我没有 我感觉是这样
Well, I'm really not trying to ruin anything for you.
我真的没有要破坏你的任何事情
You know, I think it's brilliant that you want to keep Tea Talk going with Florence,
你想继续和Florence开茶叙这很好
I really do, Kerry.
我真的这么认为 Kerry
I couldn't be prouder of you.
我真为你感到骄傲
Sounds like you're really making a difference.
你好像真的影响了她很多
Yeah, well, I am, I'm making a massive difference.
是的 我对她有巨大的影响
You know, she'd lose her shit if it wasn't for me.
要是没有我她大概会神智失常
Great, good.
好的 太好了
Kerry, ready?
Kerry 好了吗
Ah, Kurtan, come on in.
是Kurtan啊 进来吧
Look, I've been meaning to say thanks so much for spending time with Jacob.
我一直想着要好好谢谢你能陪Jacob
He's been raving about it. Yeah?
他可激动了 是吗
That's great, yeah, we're going fishing again tonight
太好了 我们今晚又要去钓鱼了
and probably go down Keepers, have a few beers and that.
可能找些成鱼钓钓 喝点啤酒什么的
It'll be a laugh. Excellent.
会玩得很开心的 太好了
But just to let you know,
但只是告诉你一下
Jacob's had a bit of a tough time of late.
Jacob最近过得很艰辛
Well, what do you mean?
什么意思
Well, he's had some problems you should probably be aware of.
他有一些问题 你最好了解一下
What sort of problems?
什么问题啊
Well... drink and drugs problems, mainly.
主要是酗酒和吸毒
Oh, shit. Could have told me earlier about that.
妈的 你应该早点告诉我啊
Why?
为什么
Just would have been nice to have known sooner.
只是早点知道会更好
No reason as such.
没什么别的原因
Sorry, yes.
抱歉 是该这样
Go on, then. I'll see you later.
那走吧 再见
See you, Kerry. See you.
再见 Kerry 再见
See you, Kurtan. Bye.
再见 Kurtan 拜拜
We have had a few problems with Jacob.
Jacob遇到过一些问题
Mostly with sort of addiction issues with alcohol and heroin,
大部分是酒精和海♥洛♥因♥上瘾
which caused him a bit of bother.
这给他带来了一些麻烦
He ran up a bit of debt with a chap called Sketchy,
他欠了一个叫Sketchy的家伙一点钱
so we had to remortgage the cottage to bail him out.
所以我们不得不转押自己的小屋去保释他
Well, I feel bad now. You know, I had no idea.
我现在觉得糟透了 我不知道啊
I just thought he liked to party.
我以为他只是喜欢玩派对
But that's just a whole different ball game, you know. I am shocked.
但他那个玩得也太过头了 我真是震惊了
Having said that,
话说回来
he did try and smoke my hemp seed that I used as ground bait for fishing.
他确实有试着把我用作钓鱼投饵的大♥麻♥籽拿去吸了
And that should be a clear sign to me at the time... Oh, my God!
那时我就该明显注意到了 天啊
What? Look at that.
怎么了 看看这个
What's that?
这是什么
I just typed in, "80s Christian boyband, the Nice Guys" into Google,
我刚刚谷歌♥了"八十年代基♥督♥教男子乐队 老好人"
and that's just come up.
就找到了这个
That's the vicar. Good Guy, by The Nice Guys.
这是牧师啊 <好男人> 由老好人乐队演唱
That is so typical of him.
真像他的风格
So, er... my dad mentioned that he'd told you the real reason I'm here
我爸说 他告诉了你我来这的真实原因
and the problems I've had and stuff.
还有我的毛病什么的
I think, yes. He said something about it, but...
是吧 他说了一些 但
I can't really remember now, to be honest.
老实说 我现在不记得了
Well, thanks for not saying anything about the other night.
谢谢你没告诉他那天晚上的事
You know, I don't want to upset him or anything so... Yeah, sure.
我不想让他难过或怎么样 是啊 当然了
Probably best if we keep it between ourselves. Yes.
我们最好是能别告诉他 是的
It's just like a final blowout, I guess.
我觉得那就是一次最后的爆发
Just getting it out of my system. But...
就是从我身体里弄出去 但是
Yeah, I'm just on the water tonight.
嗯 我今晚就只会喝水了
All right, cool. Yeah. Just so you know.
嗯 好的 让你知道下
No worries, mate. No worries. Sweet.
没事的 兄弟 没事 谢谢
Before we go, Chris, a question, I'd forgotten.
走之前 Chris 我忘了还有一个问题
If Sir Frederick Banbury came second and Silerio came fourth,
如果Frederick Banbury第二 Silerio排第四
who or what came third?
谁是第三
The answer is Florence...
答案是Florence
..Between Sir Frederick Banbury and...
在Frederick Banbury和
Thank you, Chris. Join us next time
谢谢 Chris 下期再加入我们
to see if the next team of Challengers have the brains...
来看下一组挑战者够不够聪明
Right, I best be off.
我该走了
Don't you want to watch Springwatch?
你不想看<春望>了吗
Oh, I wish I could but I've got to get back.
哦 我想看但是我得回家了
Shall I see you tomorrow?
明天还能见到你吗
Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. OK.
能啊 我们明天见 好
All right, Florence, ta for that! Right.
我走了 Florence 谢谢你的食物 没事
Mum?
妈妈
Where's dinner?
晚饭在哪
All right, cheers.
好的 谢谢
And you pour a cup of cold water? That's right. In fact
你倒了一杯冷水吗 是的 实际上
It's not a cup of cold water, it's the absolute reality,
这不是一杯冷水 这是真实的现实
and also you've got to think the jackdaws have got young too.
而且你要想到寒鸦也有宝宝啊
What about an "Ah" For the baby jackdaws?
不如给寒鸦宝宝也来一声"喔"的感叹
I just want everything to survive!
我只想让大家都活下来
Be a weird world if everything survived.
如果所有的都能活下来 世界太奇怪了
Let's have a look at our buzzard.
让我们来一下我们的秃鹰
Now we know it's a one chick, a single child.
现在我们知道它是一个小鹰仔 独生子女
And because of that, it's been doing extremely well,
因为如此 它一直做得很好
it's been growing rapidly, it's had plenty of food.
它长得很快 有很多食物
Let's take a look at it when we first met it.
让我们看一眼第一次见到它的时候
Got a good feeling about this little place here. Yeah, yeah, me too.
我很喜欢这个小小的地方 是啊 我也是
This could be the one, yeah.
这可能就是那个地方了 嗯
That's what I think.
我是这么想的
Right, I mean, it's just great, isn't it? Fishing.
对 我就想说 这不是很棒吗 钓鱼
Yeah. Like, just something about it.
就是有种感觉
Like, the lake and the trees and like the birds. Yeah
你看 湖 树 还有鸟 是啊 是啊
Yeah, beautiful.
对啊 很美
It's beautiful. yeah
对 很美 嗯
Exactly. yeah
就是很美 是啊
Like, you live in a city, yeah,
住在城里的话
and you just kind of forget
人就有点忘了
how beautiful just the countryside is!
乡村有多美了
I mean, it's amazing. Yeah, that's true, that is so...
这太让人惊叹了 是啊 说的没错 这太