英村脑残故事（2017）

Have you caught anything yet?
目前钓到什么了吗
No, not yet. It's a bit quiet today.
没 还没 今天比较安静
Yeah. It's beautiful here, though.
好吧 不过这儿很美
I can see why people get into fishing.
我能看出来为什么人们会迷上钓鱼
Yes. Yeah, yeah. Well...
是的 是的 那啥
You guys are welcome to stay
很欢迎你们待一会
if you want to watch. That's lovely of you.
如果你们想看看 你可真好
I've got to get back.
我必须回去了
But, Jacob, you can stay, if you like. I can pick you up later. Yeah.
但是Jacob要是你想的话可以留下 我晚点来接你 可以啊
Yeah, yeah. Sure, why not? Lovely.
好 好 可以的 为什么不呢 不错
Cool. All right, fantastic.
酷 好的 很棒
Well, I'll...see you later, then. Yeah.
那我晚点再见你吧 好
Cool. Have a lovely time.
酷 玩得开心
Yeah, all right. Bye.
好 好的 回见
Yeah, sit down, mate. Yeah, cool.
好 坐下吧 哥们 好 酷
I've got a spare chair in here. It's a nice, sort of, setup you've got here.
我这儿有张多余的椅子 你这儿布置的构造很不错
Yeah. That's...
是啊 那是
You've not been fishing before, then? No. This is new to me.
你以前没钓过鱼吧 不 对我来说这是新鲜事儿
This is...
这是
I mean, that's mental. So...
我意思是 那很疯狂 所以
Yeah, it's a fishing rod. Right. OK. Cool.
是啊 这是钓鱼竿 好 好的 很酷
So, what do you want to talk about?
那么你想聊什么
We don't have to talk. We can watch TV.
我们不一定要聊天 我们能看电视
Yeah?
是吗
Flog It! Will be on, have you seen it?
<卖♥♥了它>要开始了 你看过吗
No.
没
Oh, it's absolutely brilliant.
喔 那节目非常好看的
Would you like some biscuits with your tea, or...
你想要来点饼干配茶吗 或者
We've got scones, actually, if you want.
你想吃的话 其实有司康饼的
Er...
呃
Both? Would that be all right?
都要 那样可以吗
Yes.
可以
So, how long are you planning on staying around for then?
那么 你打算在这块待多久呢
Er, dunno. Might be a while but... Yeah?
呃 不知道 可能待上一阵子但 怎么
Never usually lasts long with me and dad under the same roof.
我和我爸一向没法在一起住很久的
Oh, right. Yeah. I bet.
哦 好吧 我想也是
It's just, he's too nice. He's infuriatingly nice. Yeah.
只是他人太好了 好得让人气不过 是啊
He has no idea what the real world is like.
他完全不知道真实的世界是怎样的
Yeah. Do know what I mean?
是啊 你懂我的意思吗
Yeah.
是啊
What is the real world actually like?
现实世界实际上是怎样的
What do you mean? Just like Bristol and that.
什么意思啊 像布里斯托尔什么的
You live in Bristol? Oh, yeah.
你住在布里斯托尔是吧 对啊
Bristol's great, mate.
布里斯托尔可棒了
Just, like, fast and... Cars and that? Yeah, yeah.
比如节奏快 有汽车什么的吗 对对
Just so many mental things happen.
有太多疯狂的事情了
Like, we used to live with this guy called Chief, yeah?
比如我们曾和一个叫Chief的住在一起
He's a nudist.
他是个裸体主义者
So he just walks around with his cock and bollocks out.
他就光着他的鸡♥巴♥和蛋蛋走来走去
You're joking! Yeah, yeah!
开玩笑吧 是真的
But the best thing is my dad came to visit.
但最好笑的是我爸过来看我
All the time he's sweating bullets.
他一直在疯狂地出汗
He's trying so hard not to acknowledge he's got his cock and bollocks out,
努力不去承认那个人光着鸡♥巴♥和蛋蛋
he actually fainted! You're joking!
他差点晕倒 你在瞎说吧
No. Fuck!
没瞎说 操
Swear on my life. Yeah.
我发誓 确实如此
Do you fancy a beer?
你想和啤酒吗
Er, nah, nah, I'm all right, actually. Sure?
不 不 真的不用了 你确定
Yeah, yeah. Go on, then. Yeah, why not, innit?
来一瓶吧那就 干嘛不喝呢
Nice one. Might as well.
真不错 喝点也无妨
What other stories you got, then?
还有什么好玩的事吗
Well, my dad took me to a Slipknot concert.
有次我爸带我去看活结乐队的演唱会
When I was 13, or something.
在我13岁左右的时候吧
And he tried to get into the mosh pit
他努力挤进舞池里
because he thought that's where the best view would be.
因为他觉得那里视野最好
So, when the music started, everybody started jumping on him...
然后音乐一起来 大家都往他身上跳
Like, bottles of piss, like, poured over him. You're joking!
一瓶瓶尿泼在他身上 你在胡扯吧
St John's Ambulance had to get involved,
圣约翰救伤会都来了
and, like, gave him gas and air, dragged him out.
给他吸麻醉和氧气什么的 把他拖了出去
Fuck!
操
Well, I better get on with the supper.
我得动手去做晚饭了
It's lovely of you to pop by, Sherry.
你过来陪我真好 Sherry
What will you have?
你有些什么
Hey? What will you have for your supper?
啥 你的晚饭有些什么
Oh, just steak and chips, I think.
就是些牛排和薯条吧
Oh! I love me steak, I do.
噢 我喜欢牛排 超喜欢
Me too. I absolutely love... I love steak.
我也是 我特别喜欢 我爱牛排
It's my favourite, actually.
事实上我最喜欢牛排了
Hadn't you better get back? You'll miss yours.
你不是得回家了吗 你会错过你的
Miss... miss my what?
错过我的什么
Miss your supper.
错过你的晚饭啊
I don't have any supper.
我没有晚饭吃
Does your mum not cook for you?
你妈妈不给你做饭吗
What will you eat?
那你吃什么
Oh... I suppose I'll see what's left in the bin.
我想我会去垃圾桶里找找有什么剩下的
Maybe I'll just eat that.
我可能就吃那个了
Would you like to stay for supper, Kerry?
你想留下来吃晚饭吗 Kerry
Is that all right?
可以吗
Of course. Do stay for supper.
当然了 留下吃晚饭吧
All right, then, yeah.
那好吧
Can I give you a hand, Florence?
我能帮你什么吗 Florence
No! I'm fine.
不用 我一个人就行
The Simpsons are on next.
接下来要放<辛普森一家>了
Okily dokily.
好滴 好滴
Mum!
妈
What's for tea tonight?
今天晚餐吃什么
For tea tonight?
晚餐吃什么
Yeah, what's for tea tonight?
对 今天晚餐吃什么
Yeah, but what will you cook, do you think?
但你会烧点什么吗
What?
什么
What?
什么
Say that again.
再说一遍
You mean falafel, Sue?
你说的是炸豆丸子吗 Sue
What the fuck is falafel?
炸豆丸子是什么鬼东西
It's mushed up chickpeas.
就是碾碎的鹰嘴豆
What are chickpeas?
鹰嘴豆是什么
Peas that taste like shit, basically.
基本上就是吃起来像屎的豆子
How was fishing?
鱼钓得怎么样啊
Brilliant, but I am hanging out of my ass today.
挺好的 但我今天快累死了
Why, what happened?
为啥 有什么事吗
Jacob came.
Jacob来了
Yeah? Yeah!
是吗 对
What's he like? He's great.
他人怎么样 他挺好的
Really? Yeah. We got absolutely battered.
是吗 是啊 我们都喝得烂醉
Yeah, he loves a party.
他爱极了派对
And on the way back we just stood over a bridge on a dual carriageway
回去的路上我们站在桥上 下面是双行道
and we were just pissing on cars.
我们朝着汽车尿尿了
Oh! I want to piss on cars. Yeah.
我也想朝汽车尿尿啊 是啊
Oh! He has some amazing stories about the vicar, as well.
他还知道一些关于牧师的惊人故事
Like what?
比如呢
The vicar, right, was in a Christian boyband in the '80s.
牧师在八几年的时候参加了一个基♥督♥教男子乐队
No way! Yeah. Called The Nice Guys.
不可能 是真的 叫老好人乐队
You are joking me! No!
你在开玩笑吧 没有
The Nice Guys? Yeah!
老好人乐队 对
What did he do in the band? Lead singer.
他在乐队里是什么 领唱
Lead singer? Yeah.
领唱 是的
And he had hair, as well, apparently.
而且那时候他显然还有头发
He had hair! Yeah! Imagine that.
他有过头发 是啊 想象一下吧
I just can't imagine the vicar not being bald.
我真的无法想象牧师有头发的样子
Florence, that was just... beautiful.
Florence 这些真是太好吃了