神话任务：群鸦盛宴（2020）

Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet S01E05

Part 5 Dec. 16, 2020, 5:02 p.m.

-嘿 -嗨
-Hey. -Hi.
你好吗？
How are ya?
你能相信吗？竟然这么多垃圾
Can you believe all this garbage?
全都是跑来跑去的射击游戏
Just all run-and-gun now.
我认为还是有佳作的对吗？
Well, I think there's some good stuff, right, Beans?
有鲜血女妖7：女狼人之诅咒
You got Blood Siren Seven: Curse of the She-Wolf.
博士拜托
Oh, Doc, come on.
-似乎是一款发人深省的游戏 -是
-Seems to be a layered think piece. -Right.
还有其他优秀的游戏
There's some other good stuff.
我觉得我们可以…疯狂猿猴3挺有趣的
I think we could-- There's something fun with Barrel Ape Madness 3.
不喜欢？你和我的看法不一样吗？
No? You're not seeing this the way I'm seeing this?
其实我…
Well, I mean, I--
不我的看法一样
No, I see. I see.
-你真的认为它不错 -是啊
-Oh, you are seeing. -Yeah, I know.
-可我觉得疯狂猿猴不怎么样 -是
-I wasn't seeing Barrel Ape Madness. -Yeah.
请放心这款游戏很烂
Please rest assured this is a pile of shit.
但它能让我的孩子们停止吵闹所以…
But it shuts my kids up, so...
值得去买♥♥
it's worth it.
-我都不知道你结婚了 -是
-I didn't even know you were married. -Yeah.
多少个孩子？
How many kids?
19个蒂凡尼怎么样？
Nineteen. How's Tiffany?
-她死了？ -没有
-She's dead? -No.
-你杀了她？ -不她…
-You killed her? -No. She's--
我以为她会死于可♥卡♥因♥ 但是我的天啊
I thought it was gonna be the cocaine that killed her, but, oh, my God.
-好了 -抱歉
-Okay. -I'm sorry.
对不起博士那不是…
I'm sorry, Doc, that's not--
-我咎由自取 -对不起你还好吗？
-I deserve this. -I'm sorry. Are you okay?
我很好
I'm fine.
豆子该说抱歉的人是我
And, Beans, I'm the one that's sorry.
是这样
You know,
如果你找不到你想玩的游戏
if you're not finding the game you wanna play...
也许你该自己去做一款
maybe you should make it yourself.
也许我会的
You know, I just might.
见到你很高兴博士
It was really good to see you, Doc.
-你要走了？ -是
-You're leaving? -Yeah.
-这么快？ -是
-So soon? -Yeah.
我们才刚开始聊呢
We just started talking.
照顾好自己好吗？
Take care of yourself, okay?
好的你也是
Okay, yeah. You too.
再见豆子
Bye, Beans.
（清♥仓♥甩卖♥♥）
9美元
Nine dollars.
（黑暗寂静之死）
（地牢工作室）
（博士和豆子黑寂死 1996年）
你该试试这款
You should try this one.
这曾是一款非常优秀的游戏
This was a really good game.
（罗斯科）
总而言之是的有很多其他大型多人在线游戏
In conclusion, yes, there are many other MMOs out there,
但这款游戏会把它们全部打败
but this game will lay waste to them all.
神话任务会革新这个游戏类型
Mythic Quest will revolutionize the genre
因为这款游戏里有别人都不具备的元素
because this game has something that no one else will:
就是我
Me.
还有许多其他角色比如这个
And a bunch of other guys. Like this.