鲍勃大卫二人秀（1995）

Mr. Show with Bob and David S01E03

Part 6 June 30, 2021, 4:28 p.m.

嗯两年前我倒是堆了个雪天使
Well, I did make a snow angel two years ago.
听起来不错
That sounds good.
我恨死它了简直是噩梦
I hated it. It was a nightmare.
好吧
All right, well, uh...
Waif 你是真英雄
Waif, you are really a true hero.
是赢家 - 对
You're a champion. - Yes.
你对滑雪的热爱显而易见
And, uh, your love for skiing is really palpable.
当然这点大家都认可了 - 你同意不同意
Of course, agree to agree on that score. - You agree? Yes.
同意
Yes!
好的 - 妈蛋
Okay. - Fuck it.
太机智了
It was pure genius.
人们将Nickelson定理付诸实践 "快点干完得了"
Everyone was applying the Nickelson theorem, "Get it over with."
这句话已经成了他的招牌了
I mean, that became his trademark line.
他还接了几个代言
He got several endorsement deals.
还有
Also...
我在变性
I'm transitioning.
这个好像无关紧要
I suppose it's neither here nor there. Uh...
在20世纪40年代
Throughout the '40s,
Waif的座右铭"快点干完得了"渗透到了各项体育运动中
Waif's "Get it over with" Motto infiltrated every sport.
篮球里多了三分球的规则
Um, the three-point rule was added to basketball.
没人想一步一步跑到篮筐下投篮
Nobody wanted to have to dribble and then run all the way down the court.
还有什么
Uh, what else, uh?
哦拳击是的拳击的规则也变了
Oh, boxing. Yes, they changed the rule
是说只要一个拳击手倒下了
so that when one fighter was knocked out,
比赛就结束了
that was the end of the fight.
"快点干完得了"的理论也渗透进全社会
The "Get it over with" Theory infiltrated all of society.
中篇小说诞生了
Uh, novellas were invented.
电动人行道诞生了
Uh, speed-walking came to be.
还有什么
What else? Um...
喜剧片段编写
Comedy sketch writing.
就这些吧我想不出了
Okay, that's it. I'm done.
谁把我车开过来
Will somebody get my car?
亲爱的是我你老公 Shangy二号♥
Hey, honey. It's me, your husband, Shangy 2!
虽然你嫁的是Shangy二号♥ 但在床上要做到第一哦
You married Shangy 2. Now try the best.
这发献给你老兄
This one's for you, bro.
要做咯 - 来吧
Ready for business? - Yeah.
搞毛啊你是不是一直在操你二哥的老婆
What the fuck? Have you been fucking our brother's wife?
我替补一下不行吗
I was filling in, weren't I?
行个屁我才是替补
Bullshit, I'm the fill-in!
我不想搀和你们兄弟俩自己解决吧
I'm not getting in the middle of this. You brothers work it out.
你有什么好辩解的
What do you have to say for yourself?
数码 - 啥你
Digital! - What? You...
是的 Richard 智能手♥机♥ 不那么智能的手♥机♥
Right, Richard. Smartphones. Not so smartphones.
数码数码
Digital! Digital.
数码
Digital!
数码
Digital!