马尔科姆的一家（2000）

Malcolm in the Middle S01E06

Part 1 Sept. 11, 2023, 12:20 p.m.

第一季第六集
马尔柯姆的一家
靠近点
Squeeze in.
再近些
Little closer together.
像小鸟一样抬起头来
Chins up like baby birds.
走开 - 闭嘴
Move. - Shut up.
别碰我
Stop touching me.
我没碰你我在整理领带
I'm not touching you. I was clipping on my tie.
边整理边碰我
While touching me.
行了
Stop it!
为什么我们要来
Why do we have to do this?
我们还没照过全家福
Because we don't have a single picture of us all together.
那太荒谬了咱们是一家人
That's ridiculous. We're a family.
我们应该有全家福的
We should have a family portrait.
Francis没来
Well, Francis isn't here.
我才不要花200块把他弄到这儿来
I'm not going to cough up $200 bucks to fly him in
就为了拍这傻照片
for one silly picture.
Dewey哪去了
Where's Dewey?
Dewey 过来
Dewey, get out of there.
那些不是你家人
That's not your family.
你确定想以秋叶为背景吗
You sure you want autumn leaves as a backdrop?
是的
Yes.
你都没看过开心风车的
You didn't even look at happy windmills.
更多姿多彩点
It's more colorful.
还有航♥天♥飞机
Space shuttle.
下一组
Next.
我有拍摄一张八乘十规格和两张
I have a coupon for one eight-by-ten
钱包大小的照相优♥惠♥券
and two wallet-size
只要九块九毛九
for $9.99 and that's what I want.
我不要黄金时刻系列
I don't want the Golden Moments collection.
和家庭与玩伴系列
I don't want the Family and Friends collection.
也不要今生之爱系列
I don't want the Lifetime of Love.
九块九毛九拍一张八乘以十和两张钱包大小的相片
I want one eight-by-ten and two wallet-size for $9.99.
好需要帮助的话
Fine. We have an installment plan
我们还可以分期付款
if that would help.
我把Francis的照片带来了
I brought a picture of Francis.
他也能上镜头
He's going to be in the portrait.
好极了我来举着
Cool. I'll hold it.
不我来举
No, I'm going to hold it.
松手 - 拜托
Let go. - Come on.
Dewey把裤子穿好先生
Dewey, pants on, mister.
抱歉这张优♥惠♥券过期了
I'm sorry.but this coupon is expired.
你说什么 - 它过期了
What? - It's expired
您要支付的是三十九块五
What you want will run you $39.50.
哇孤寂的沙滩
Ooh, lonely beach.
我们是那种会喜欢寂寞沙滩的家庭是吧 - Hal
We are that kind of lonely beach family, right? - Hal
再多出五块钱
For another $5.00
可以拍摄即时回忆背景
you can have the Instant Memory set.
可以为爷爷奶奶拍摄双重曝光剪影
That comes with double exposure silhouettes for the grandparents.
听着能不能就照我说的做
Look, could you please do what I'm asking you to...
我是哥哥 - 是我想出的主意
I'm older! - It was my idea!
够了
That is it!
起来
Get up!
过来
Get back!
快过来
Come here!
去那里
Go there!
好的
Okay.
我们要拍照了
We are going to take this picture
这是个好事
and it's going to be good.
我们不要搞怪
And that means no faces
不多嘴不斗鸡眼
no tongues, no crossed eyes
也不要兔耳朵
no bunny ears.
我们要微笑
We are going to smile.
一定要看起来美美的
We are going to look good.
这只会花九块九毛九
It is going to cost us $9.99.
我数到三
And all of this is going to happen
就开始照了
by the time I count to three.
一二三
One, two, three.
喂
Hello.
喂
Hello.
听着变♥态♥ 这是你第三次打来了
Listen, pervert, this is the third time you've called
我刚才差点
and I have just about had it with...
Malcolm在吗
Is Malcolm... there?
噢是你啊Stevie
Oh, hi, Stevie.
抱歉
Sorry.
Malcolm 你的电♥话♥
Uh, Malcolm, phone.
嗨 Stevie
Hey, Stevie.
你今晚过来吗
You're coming... tonight?
是的
Yeah.
睡在这儿吗
And sleeping... over?
这是睡衣晚会这是你该做的
It's a sleepover. That's what you do.
我就是太激动了
I'm just... excited.
从没经历过
Never... had one.
我们可以
We can...
看漫画
read comics
建
and build...
模型
models.
Stevie 我没想过我会这么说
Stevie, I never thought I'd say this
不过慢点儿
but slow down.
哈哈
Ha... ha.
四十一
Forty-one...
四十二
forty-two...
四十三
forty-three...
好了停下来我做不下去了
Okay, stop. I can't do any more.
你等下能在我做
You think later on you can manage
仰卧起坐的时候踩着我的胃吗
to stand on my stomach while I do sit-ups?
让我歇一下好吗
Oh,just give me a minute, okay?
Finley 你在橱柜里干嘛
Finley, what are you doing in the cupboard?
小脑袋
Poquito cabeza.
出来
Get out of there, man.
出不来
I can't.
我已经被启示录
I've been marked by the brothers
的兄弟盯上了
of the apocalypse.
就是那小脑袋
Poquito cabeza.
启示录的兄弟
Brothers of the apocalypse?
荒谬
It's ridiculous.
那是五个想象力有限的老兵
It's five seniors with limited imaginations.
你这么说当然容易了
Yeah. That's easy for you to say.
你有Stanley保护你
You've got Stanley protecting you.
你也没有拿着这小脑袋
And you're not holding poquito cabeza.
别再说小脑袋了
Stop saying poquito cabeza.
我做不到
I can't.
我不会出来的
And I'm not coming out.
你能帮我交数学作业吗
Oh, could you turn in my math homework?
这些人弱爆了
These guys are so lame.
业余人士
Amateurs.
可怜的Finley
Poor Finley.
他数学很好吧
He's good at math, right?
Finley 轰隆隆
Finley, boom-ba-yay.
Finley轰隆隆 Finley轰隆隆
Finley, boom-ba-yay, Finley, boom-ba-yay...
不要不要
No! No!
别求你们了
Oh, no! Please!
拜托了不要
Please! No!
Finley轰隆隆 Finley轰隆隆
...Finley, boom-ba-yay. Finley, boom-ba-yay...
不要 - 住手
No! - Stop.
果脆圈饼干给我
Fruit Loops.
Finley 轰隆隆
Finley, boom-ba-yay...
拜托救命救命
Please, help me! Help me!
不要
No...!
嗨老妈我要去Stevie家
Hey, Mom, I'm going to Stevie's.
对他友善点
You be nice to that boy.