犹太媒婆（2023）

Jewish Matchmaking S01E06

Part 2 May 5, 2023, 3:34 p.m.

So we got a motorcycle man or at least okay with the whole situation.
没错
Exactly.
如果对方有意见
If they have an issue with it,
那我无法接受
that's not gonna work for me.
这没得谈
It's just a deal-breaker because I'd like to--
-因为我想... -不至于没得谈吧
No, it's not a deal-breaker!
不,对我来说是
For me... No, for me, it is!
是这样的,如果他阻止她骑车
No, if he said no to her riding? - Her. Oh yeah.
-那或许就没得谈了 -没错
That, I think, is the deal-breaker.
我想妳的态度是:“你不骑无所谓
You could say, "If you're not gonna get on a bike, fine,
-但我要骑,而你不能阻止我” -我会骑
but I'm gonna get on the bike. You won't stop me."
也会骑车载孩子
And I'm taking my children on the motorcycle too,
所以对方一定要同意
so he's gotta be okay with that.
好的
Okay.
这样条件已经蛮完整的了,还有吗?
So we've got a good list here. What else, anything else?
是这样的
Um, I will say,
我现在跟我妈住,所以没备枪
since I'm living with my mom, I don't have a gun.
-好的 -因为这是她的房♥子
Right.
我不会不尊重她的规矩
And because it's her house, I'm not going to disrespect her rules.
但等我自己有了房♥子
But when I have a house,
我会想要备枪
I would like to have a gun.
我不会让小孩接触
I'd keep it away from the children,
-了解 -会锁在安全的地方
locked up somewhere safe.
(同意备枪)
-所以... -好的
So... Okay.
我妈不认同她不喜欢枪
Mom disagrees. She does not like guns.
妈妈露出有礼但无奈的表情
That's the very polite mom look.
示意我们该换话题了
"We can switch topics now!"
-谢谢妳 -没问题...
Thank you! Yeah, you got it. You got it.
好,现在来聊聊外表吧
Um, okay. Let's just talk about the outside for a minute.
-像是身高、长相之类的? -好的
Height or look or, like, what else?
我通常喜欢体格结实的男人
So typically I like my man to be more physically fit.
好的
Okay.
这段感情中胖的人只能是我
Um, if anyone's gonna be fat in the relationship, it's gonna be me.
我很爱吃
I like to eat.
了解
Fine.
以我的体重来说
So, with my weight,
有些男人会觉得不吸引人
um, some men, like, aren't attracted,
而我也不喜欢胖子
and I'm not attracted to fat guys either.
但我对我的体重很有信心
But I'm confident at the weight that I am.
抱歉,我不会为别人改变
Sorry, I'm not changing for you.
我是为自己而活
所以如果我想吃一小桶哈根达斯
I'm living for me. so if I wanna go eat a little pint of Häagen-Dazs,
我就会去吃
I'mma eat a pint of Häagen-Dazs!
(不介意她吃哈根达斯)
我也不想找...
And then someone who,
秃头的人
I'd say, is not bald.
好的
Okay. Okay.
我不希望我的孩子提早秃头
I don't want my babies to be bald early.
希望这麽说听起来不会很糟糕
I'm not trying to sound like an awful person!
但我不希望我的孩子秃头
But I don't want my babies to be bald.
我觉得人年轻的时候
I think that sometimes, when we're younger,
有时会以貌取人
we're just so based on our physical attraction,
以为那最重要
and then we think that's how it works.
-但并非总是如此 -没错
And that's not always how it works. - Right.
-美丽必须由内而外散发 -确实
We want beautiful inside and out. - And out!
-没错 -对
That's right. - Right. Right. That's the goal.
那就是目标
That's the goal.
还有一点很重要
Um, also what's important to me is
就是对方不住在堪萨斯城
that he doesn't live in Kansas City.
-好的
Okay.
-我很想离开这裡
I would love to move away from here.
(非当地人)
坦白说,去美国任何地方都行
Honestly, anywhere in the US
只要离开堪萨斯城
other than Kansas City.
-这让我有很多人选可以挑 -没错
That gives me a lot of choices. - Yes.
妳有偏好哪一州吗?
Is there any state that calls to you?
-加州和佛罗里达州 -好的
California and Florida. - Okay.
迈阿密有很多拉丁裔犹太人
There's a lot of Jewish Latinos in Miami.
-没错 -对的
There are. - And... Yes.
-我喜欢... -妳喜欢拉丁裔?
I like me a nice-- - You like Latinos?
-对,没错 -好的
Yes, I like Latinos.
妳的条件越有弹性或范围越广
You know, the more flexibility you have, or the wider range you have,
可以挑的人选就越多
then the larger search we can do,
-没错 -如果范围超小
and if you're super narrow,
就会有所侷限
then it kind of puts us in a bit of a box,
-没错 -那也无妨,我遇过这样的客户
which is fine. I've got people who are narrow.
但我必须确保
-我找的是妳要的 -对
But we have to make sure that we look for what you want.
尽量符合妳的条件
Right. - And we'll get as close to it as we can.
如果哪裡不符合,我会跟妳说
And where we're off, I'll acknowledge, and say,
例如,我这次可能没找到墨西哥犹太人
"Hey, we didn't get our Mexican Jew this time."
如果你们不合,我下次会再找找看
"Maybe next time if it doesn't work out."
但我这次找到了这个人
"But here's who we found, and here's what I think
-我觉得他有些特质很适合妳 -了解
might be good for you,
也会告诉妳为什麽
and why it might be good."
太棒了,我准备好离开这裡了
Awesome, so I'm ready to get the heck out of town.
♪ She was nice but shy ♪
(菲伊)
♪ He was always eye to eye ♪
♪ She was kind and she ♪
♪ Would never leave me ♪
♪ Was she that girl that loved the day? ♪
♪ I see her with the others ♪
♪ Love stirring the city ♪
♪ Wandering eyes ♪
安息日快乐
Good Shabbos.
请问想来点什麽?
How may I help you?
我要小份的三重巧克力口味
The triple chocolate.
好的
Like, a small.
菲伊和夏亚去了初次约会
Fay and Shaya.They had a first date,
我很高兴听到过程非常顺利
and I was excited to hear that the date went really well.
这裡也有霜淇淋
Soft ice cream.
我对他们第二次约会的最大期望是
My best hopes for a second date is that there's a little bit more
他们能有更多内心与灵性的连结
of a heart-and-soul connection
因为他们都是在正统派环境长大
because they have an Orthodox upbringing,
所以遵守避免肢体接触的教规
so they both observe shomer negiah,
代表在约会期间都不能触碰彼此
which means no touching during dating,
直到结婚
not until after marriage.
好的
All righty.
对任何人来说
The benefit to anybody
避免肢体接触的好处在于
holding by shomer negiah is that,
如果你真的很喜欢对方
if you do really like them,
说明那不是来自对方碰触你的感觉
it's not because of how they touched you.
而是因为打动了你的心
It's because of how they touched your heart
所以你才喜欢上对方
that makes the real difference.
味道如何?
How's yours?
我来尝尝
I'm gonna try it.
这是很棒的搭配
It's a really good mix.
是吧?
It's a good mix?
我喜欢冰淇淋配米脆饼
I love Rice Krispies on ice cream.
妳最糟的一次约会是怎样?
What's the worst date you've been on?
妳可不能说这次因为我们显然很开心
You can't say this one because we're having a good time.
确实
That's true.
约会时...
Um... Any date that, like...
我有几件事很讨厌在约会时遇到
I have, like, certain things that I despise on dates.
其中之一就是对方车开得很烂
One of those things are, like, when a guy drives terribly.
那我实在受不了
Like, I... I... I can't stand that.
像是时速60公里、紧贴前车之类的
Driving like 40 miles an hour, like, ten feet away from a car.
对,太慢了
Right, it's too slow.
我遇过几个那类的约会对象
I've had a couple of those dates.
但那样倒好办,反正仅此一次
They're easy though. Just like, one and done.
我不觉得妳是仅此一次型的人
I don't see you as the one-and-done type of girl.
你不觉得我是?
You don't see me as that?
这个嘛,除非很明确啦
Well, only if it's really clear.
-我妈打第三通电♥话♥了 -你要接吗?
My mom calling me for, like, the third time.
我只会接我妈的电♥话♥
The only person I'll pick up for is my mom.
-接吧 -抱歉