犹太媒婆（2023）

Jewish Matchmaking S01E04

Part 7 May 5, 2023, 3:33 p.m.

这在怀俄明州可不简单
Okay. - Which is not a small endeavor in Wyoming.
因为这裡没有犹太洁食,相信我
'Cause there's no kosher food here, trust me.
-了解 -我会开货车
You know, I truck in, you know,
一次载好几个保冷箱的肉回来
several coolers full of meat at a time
几个月从丹佛或盐湖城载一次
every few months from Denver, Salt Lake City.
-不可思议 -我就是这样吃犹太洁食的
Amazing. - And I make it work. You know?
太棒了,所以在家吃犹太洁食出门不强求
Amazing. Okay, so kosher in but not necessarily out.
-没错 -好的
Correct, yeah. - Okay.
看来你的对象必须是所谓的“弹性正统派”
Okay, so you need somebody... I like to call it "flexidox."
-没错 -对吧?
Yeah. Right?
不是正统派,也不是世俗派
Like, it's not Orthodox. It's not secular.
而是介于传统和现代正统派之间
Somewhere between traditional, modern, Orthodox.
这就是我所谓的弹性正统派
That's where I call it, like, flexidox.
没错,就是那样
Yeah. Yeah. That would be it.
头脑灵活也很重要
And flexibility of the mind,
要心胸开阔
like, open-mindedness.
不是开阔到大脑掉出来
But not in the sense that your brain is gonna fall out,
而是愿意从不同角度看事情
but in the sense that a person that's open to looking at things from different perspectives.
(头脑灵活)
好,让我全都写下来
Okay, we're putting all of this down.
我想找活跃、喜欢户外活动的人
Someone who's active and outdoorsy.
-然后不介意当背包客或健行 -好的
Somebody who wouldn't mind going backpacking or hiking.
还要很喜欢旅行
Okay. - And someone who really likes to travel.
太棒了
That's amazing.
你的条件算是很完整
Okay, we have a good list.
我觉得诺亚具有一定的独♥立♥性
To me, Noah has a certain independence about him
和自♥由♥度
and freedom about him.
他热爱大自然和冒险犯难
The mountain man, the venturing out there.
我找的人选必须可以平衡
Having somebody who can balance the independence
他们两人各自的独♥立♥生活
of me doing my thing, you doing your thing,
和共同生活
and then us coming together
而学习如何建立
and learning how to build
何时独♥立♥、何时在一起的模式
that coming and going of a relationship
对他来说很重要
is gonna be really important for him.
我非常喜欢现场音乐
I really like live music.
(喜欢现场音乐)
好的
Okay.
希望能找到喜欢菲许乐团的人
If I could find somebody who likes Phish,
那有点小众
it's a little niche...
好的
Okay.
(喜欢...菲许乐团)
你会去外地看菲许乐团吗?
So do you travel to see Phish?
-我有个朋友到处跑...会吗? -会啊
I have a friend, she travels everywhere... Yes?
-你是超级歌♥迷? -我看过他们58场表演
You're a Phish head? - I've seen them 58 times.
(超级喜欢菲许乐团)
你有菲许乐团的犹太帽吗? 你看过吗?
Do you have the Phish yarmulke? Have you seen that?
-没看过 -我有个姊妹淘会自己做
I haven't seen it. - My girlfriend makes them.
-真的吗?太棒了 -没错
Oh, really? That's amazing! - Yeah.
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Get it again ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪
约会时,我习惯把期望降到最低
I always tend to walk into a date with the lowest expectation.
毕竟谁也不知道会不会成功
You never know if it's gonna work out.
有可能出现各种状况
Dah-dah, this and that, something comes up.
像是对方还爱着前任之类的,谁晓得
They're still in love with their ex. You don't know.
大家各有各的故事
Yeah. There's all these different stories.
但第一次见丹尼尔时
But, when I first met Daniel, overall,
他让我留下好印象
I had a good impression of him.
谢谢
Thank you.
我没有对他一见锺情
It's not like, "Oh, love at first sight,"
但会期待再见到他
but, like, I was excited to see him.
但他迟到了
But, um... he is late.
我就这么乾坐着等他
And I was just kinda sitting there.
♪ Believe your eyes ♪
♪ 'Cause that won't happen twice... ♪
我有跟艾莉莎说我不喜欢跟特拉维夫的男人约会
I had told Aleeza I didn't like dating Tel Avivian men
因为他们不太可靠
because they're a bit flaky.
他们会迟到
They show up late,
或在最后一刻取消约会
or they just cancel last minute.
我觉得那样糟透了
I think that's... that's the worst.
我想用开放的心态看待这个过程
I wanted to be open to the process of it.
给它一次机会
I wanted to sort of give it all a... a chance
看会不会有结果
to see if this could lead somewhere, for sure.
♪ For you-ooh ♪
♪ Oh ah-ah oh-oh-oh... ♪
但到这节骨眼
But, you know,
我只觉得他很失礼
this is just rude at this point.
真的有点...
It's kind of,
不知道,莫名其妙吧
I don't know, BS.
♪ Like a wildfire ♪
♪ You know you're gonna get caught ♪
♪ You're gonna get caught ♪
♪ Caught in the wildfire ♪
♪ You know you're gonna get caught ♪
♪ In the wildfire ♪
♪ You know you're gonna get caught ♪
♪ Caught in the wildfire ♪