新生六居客（2011）

Fresh Meat S03E07

Part 6 Jan. 4, 2021, 3:36 p.m.

This is hideous! I actually wish I was dead.
不准同情他你就不怕擦出爱情的火花吗
Don't feel sorry for him! Don't you dare find that endearing!
真不敢相信我之前跟你这种人还是朋友
I can't believe I was ever friends with you.
你这人太讨人厌了
You're a horrible person!
老娘不是那种人
I'm not a horrible person.
其实她真的不是那种人
Actually, she's not.
在老娘敲碎你盆骨前赶快滚吧
Now get out before I break your pelvis!
虽然这句听起来是有点讨人厌
Although that sounds like she is.
金斯利
Kingsley?
求你了今晚千万别和山姆滚床单好吗
Please, please don't have sex with Sam this evening!
- JP - 我还在这儿呢
- JP! - Oh, I'm still here!
好主意不过为啥呢
Good point. Why?
好主意我先撤了
Good point. I'll go.
要是我在演唱会上没见到你就好了
Maybe best if I don't see you at the gig.
- 没错 - 山姆
- Yes. - Sam?
- 山姆 - 你还和她去看了演唱会
- Sam! - You were gonna go to a gig with her?
- 就一场演唱会而已 - 那你还要干嘛
- It's only a gig! - What were you gonna do?
和她一起疯扭狂舞要扭上头条才好吗
Mosh up against her... mosh pit until you... headlined?!
说什么呢
What?!
对我就觉得自己比你好
Yes! I do think I'm a better person than you!
你在购物中心抛弃了你丈夫
You abandoned your husband in a shopping centre.
你偷用了我的身份把我编进了
Er, you stole my identity and put me in a play,
一破话剧里最后还是我拯救了它
which was terrible, until I saved it.
你那哪是拯救它你是把它抢走了
You didn't save it, you hijacked it,
就跟你抢所有东西一样
like you hijack everything else.
你安全感可真是弱爆了啊真不敢相信
Oh, you are so insecure, it's unbelievable.
那你就是个自大狂
And you're an egomaniac
时时刻刻都要做人们瞩目的焦点
who has to be the centre of attention at all times!
大家都他妈觉得姐魅力四射姐能有什么办法
I can't help it if everyone thinks I'm fucking cool!
这次竞选又不是人气大赛
This election is not a popularity contest.
就是人气大赛而姐的人气比你高一大截呢
Yeah, it is! And I'm much more popular than you.
可能因为姐没有像你一样到处和人乱搞
Maybe because I don't go around fucking guys
还把人家鸡鸡弄断了
and snapping their knobs off!
没错
Right!
这他妈就是场硬仗
This is fucking war!
你跟我对着干那我就会把你捏碎
You stand against me and I will crush you
就像布莱尔踩扁
like Blair crushed...
那些反对他的人一样那是个少校不
whoever it was he stood against. Was it Major?
就算是个少校吧
Probably Major!
正式开战了亲放马过来吧
It is on, mate. Bring. It. On.
- 这就逃跑了吗 - 我去睡觉了
- Oh, running away already? - I'm going to bed.
是逃跑了躲到床上去吧
Yeah, running away to bed more like!
好吧姐也先去睡觉好了
Yeah, I might turn in as well.
真不敢相信金斯利
I am absolutely tamping with you, Kingsley!
我竟然真的扇了你一耳光
I cannot believe this!
乔茜我们准备回去了
Jose? I think we're gonna leave.
对了还有这几个家伙
Yeah! And what about these guys?
"去隔壁"根本不是啥固定搭配对吧
"Going next door" isn't a phrase, is it?
它真的就是指"到隔壁去"
It actually means "going next door".
你到隔壁见别的汉子去了还有他的三个基友
You've been seeing another man, and his three mates!
你去见了另一整间屋子里的所有人
You've been seeing an entire other house!
老娘没必要啥都跟你汇报吧我们又没结婚
I don't have to tell you everything! We're not married!
是啊太好了还好咱没结婚呢
Yeah, you know what? I'm glad.
好了真是不好意思
Right! Sorry to ask this,
但我今晚可以住你们家吗
but can I sleep at yours?
- 行 - 太好了
- Yes. - Great!
霍华德
Howard?
很抱歉这趴体不像我预想中那么顺利
I'm sorry about the party. It didn't go as well as I'd hoped.
好了所有人都出去
Right, everybody out!
快点所有人都出去
Come on! All of you! Out!
趴体结束了快跟着走了
Show's over! Move it!
全部滚出哥的房♥子去
Everyone, get out of my house!
快滚
Fuck off!
跟上跟上走快点奔腾年代
Go on! Fuck off, Seabiscuit!
还有你
You!
你丫的
You shit!
你个混♥蛋♥ 你竟然偷我女人
You dick! You stole my woman!
我没有她又不喜欢你
I didn't. She. Doesn't. Like. You!
她喜欢我
She does!
JP
JP!
她是我的女人
She is my woman!
女人又不是财产
Women aren't possessions!
少跟老子猜这些无意义的哑谜
Stop talking in meaningless riddles!
卧♥槽♥ 我的脑袋
Ow! Fuck! My head!
你个混♥蛋♥
You dick!
别别抓我脸别抓我脸
No, not the face! Not the face!
是男人就别抓脸金斯利
Gentleman's code, Kingsley!
别抓着我手啊
Let go of my hands!
想得美不抓着你还让你还手不成
Why? So you can punch me?
正是别啊
Yes! No!
放下屠刀立地成佛
Stop. Trying. To. Kill. Me!
这个假咪♥咪♥根本闷不死我的金斯利
You can't hurt me with boobs, Kingsley!
哥可是在咪♥咪♥堆里长大的
I thrive on boobs!
就这个
That's it.
弟兄们我们巨大的霍华德像完工了
Guys... our giant statue of Howard is complete!
JP
JP!
JP 冷静点
JP, calm down!
JP 把刀放下
JP, put down the bread knife.
好啊我马上就把刀放下看好了
OK, I will put down the bread knife. Watch!
我跟山姆真的什么都没有你应该感谢我
I haven't done anything with Sam. You should be thanking me!
好啊没问题我是要好好感谢你
OK, fine! I will thank you!
哥用这个来感谢你
I'll thank you with this!
还有这个
And this!
你知道我对她的感觉你就应该离她远远的
You knew how I felt about her! You should've stayed away from her!
是吗就像你和乔茜那样
What? Like you with Josie?
这是两回事
That's different!
- 怎么两回事法 - 哥比你重要
- How? - Because I am more important than you!
我还没跟你发火呢你利用乔茜毁了所有事
I should be mad with you! You've ruined things with Josie.
别用锅手下留锅
Not the wok! Not the wok!
为什么总是把所有事都怪我头上
Why is everything always my fault?!
别用橄榄油那是托斯卡纳特级初榨橄榄油
Not the olive oil. It's Tuscan extra virgin.
去你♥妈♥的♥橄榄油总把所有事都怪我
Fuck the olive oil! Everything is always my fault!
有种别和这房♥子里的人滚床单啊
Don't fuck this person in the house!
有本事别买♥♥这房♥子啊有种不要打扫啊
Don't buy the house! Don't clean the fucking house!
有种别扔什么橄榄油啊
Don't throw the virgin fucking olive oil!
金斯利法克鱿
Well, you know what, Kingsley? Fuck you!
卧♥槽♥ 你们这群混♥蛋♥
Fuck all of you!
你现在砸的都是自己的财产
You now realise you're just
你是知道的吧
smashing up your own property?
卧♥槽♥ 卧♥槽♥
Fuck you! Fuck you!
去你的去你♥妈♥的♥
Fuck you! Fuck you!
卧♥槽♥
Fuck you!
- 去你♥妈♥的♥ - 好啦相谈甚欢啊
- Fuck you! - OK, good talk!
那如果这边差不多都结束了
If we're all finished here, um, I might
我就先撤了我
just go for a lie down
去躺着好好想想我的生活四分五裂成什么样了
and think about how my life has fallen apart.
晚安
Night!
今年不是应该是狩猎之年的嘛
This was meant to be spear year!