诸事不顺（2018）

Everything Sucks S01E05

Part 3 July 2, 2021, 4:53 p.m.

-没 -没？
-Nah. -Nah?
"没"是什么意思？梅佳海德皮革？
What's "nah"? Naugahyde?
我只是在开玩笑
I'm just joking.
所以她人生中没出现过其他男性？
So, no man in her life at all?
爸你表现得很怪
Dad, you're being weird.
-才没有 -不没关系我妈妈男人缘很好
-No, I'm not. -No, it's okay. Guys love my mom.
-是吗？-对
-They do? -Yeah.
-哪种男性？-爸
-What kind of guys? -Dad.
把木须肉传过来
Pass the moo shu.
好
Okay.
我想敬一杯
I'd like to make a toast.
敬我女友凯特还有她慷慨的父亲麦斯纳先生
To my girlfriend Kate and her generous father Mr. Messner.
我希望以后还有更多外带中式餐点的晚餐
Here's to what I hope is many more Chinese takeout dinners.
敬大家
Cheers.
你知道吗凯特？
You know what, Kate?
我觉得你男友很不错
I think your guy's pretty cool.
我又要让你不好意思了
I'm about to embarrass you.
凯特离开乐团后有段黑暗时期
After Kate quit band, there was a dark period.
我认为在你们这个年纪
You know, but I think a little boy-girl compassion
有些小男生和小女生的同理心及陪伴是非常好的事情
and companionship is a very good thing for you at this stage of your lives.
身为人类我们都渴望陪伴
As human beings, we crave companionship,
所以
and uh...
你参加过乐团？
You were in band?
-很短暂的时间 -她只是谦虚
-Briefly. -She's being modest.
-你可以表演一下吗？-不可以
-Can you play something? -No.
拜托？
Please?
-别人拒绝时你听不懂吗？-别这样拜托你
-What don't you understand about no? -Come on, pretty please.
钢琴很久没调音了应该不好听了
The piano's probably out of tune. It won't sound good.
-我不介意 -亲爱的怎么不弹？
-I don't mind. -Why don't you?
反正只有我们
I mean, it's just us.
只有我们
Just us.
你们真的很烦一首曲子就好之后就不弹了
You guys are annoying, but one song and then never again.
好
Okay.
你要弹你妈妈的曲子吗？
You gonna play your mom's song?
可以吗？
Is that okay?
不准笑
And no laughing.
昨晚她帮我整理起飞前的行李
She packed my bags last night Pre-flight
关键时间
Zero hour
是早上9点
Nine a.m.
等到那时候我将会高飞
And I'm gonna be high
像个风筝一样
As a kite by then
我好想念地球
I miss the Earth so much
我想念我妻子
I miss my wife
这无尽的航行中
It's lonely out in space
身在太空是如此孤独
On such a timeless flight
我想一定会花很长一段时间
And I think it's gonna be A long, long time
你好这里是雪莉和路克的家
Hello. You've reached Sherry and Luke.
我们现在没空请留下消息我们会回电
We're not available, leave a message and we'll call right...
你好？
Hello.
你好？
Hello?
你好
Hi. Hello.
我没想到我以为你在法兰克福
I didn't think... I thought you were in Frankfurt.
抱歉但你是哪位？
Sorry, but, who is this?
我是肯我很抱歉我没想到你会在家
It's Ken. I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd be home.
肯你好啊
Ken! Hey!
我在家啊
I am, I'm home.
我的那班飞机比较早
I got an early flight.
太好了
Great.
路克在我们家用餐怕你担心
Luke's over having dinner in case you were worried.
那很好
Oh, great. Um...
抱歉如果路克在那里你又以为我不在家
I'm sorry, if Luke's over there and you thought I wasn't home,
那你为什么要打来？
why are you calling?
你知道那天晚上跟你在一起我真的过得很开心
You know, I had the best time with you the other night.
真的很好玩
That was really fun.
我当时应该就说出口的
And, uh, I sh-- I should have said this then.
我喜欢你雪莉
I like you, Sherry.
我真的很想再见到你
And I'd really like to see you again.
越快越好
Very soon.
你想要什么时候？
When were you thinking?
我是火箭人
I'm a Rocket Man
火箭人在太空中独自燃烧保险丝
Rocket Man Burning out his fuse up here alone
我想一定会花很长一段时间
And I think it's gonna be A long, long time
我想一定会花很长一段时间
And I think it's gonna be A long, long time
我想一定会花很长一段时间
And I think it's gonna be A long, long time
香蕉蛞蝓
Banana slug.