诸事不顺（2018）

Everything Sucks S01E04

Part 3 July 2, 2021, 4:53 p.m.

Yeah, I think it was one of the most fun nights of my entire life.
谢谢你请我吃晚餐肯
So, thanks for dinner, Ken.
谢谢你
Thank you.
那
So...
再见
I'll see ya.
好
Okay.
对了肯？
Hey, uh, Ken.
怎么了？
Yeah.
我们不用跟孩子们说这件事对吧？
We don't need to tell the kids about this, right?
也没什么好说的
There's really nothing to tell.
没错
Totally.
好
Okay.
再见
Bye.
守则是不管转到谁
Rules are whoever it lands on
都要进去更衣间玩天堂七分钟
has to go into the prop closet for Seven Minutes in Heaven.
不吸蛋蛋不吸妹妹也不玩剪刀式
No apple-bobbing, cherry-picking or pumpkin-patching.
鼓励大家用舌头但不是必要的
Tongue is encouraged, but not required.
女士优先
Ladies first.
我不玩
I'm not playing.
你在场就要玩
If you're here, you're playing.
除非你怕了？
Unless you're afraid.
我们才不怕
We're not afraid.
来吧
Come on.
看啊
Well, well, well.
-那不算 -为什么？
-Doesn't count. -Why not?
两个女生不算数
It's two girls? Doesn't count.
我同意
It's fine by me.
好了该我了
All right. My turn.
这里闻起来就像一只湿湿的狗
Smells like wet dog in here.
我不介意
I don't mind it.
那
So...
我该涂一些唇膏
I should-- I should put on some lip gloss.
当然
Obviously.
我没亲过女生
I've never kissed a girl.
如果我表现很差
In case I suck.
你就知道原因了
S-So, you know why.
天啊
Wow.
天啊
Wow.
我觉得我是女同志
I think I'm a lesbian.
什么？
What?
时间到变♥态♥们
Time's up, perverts.
你们在吸对方的脸时我们投票表决了
While you were sucking face, we took a vote.
好了新鲜人
All right, freshman.
我们来拍电影吧
Let's make a movie.