熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S01E22

Part 1 Dec. 8, 2020, 11:19 p.m.

说说昨晚你都干吗了
So...What did you do last night?
我占了一个受过伤害的孤独女人的便宜
Oh, I took advantage of lonely vulnerable woman.
好吧好吧
Oh. Right, Right, Right.
嘿你喜不喜欢我亲吻你膝盖背面
Hey. Did you like it, when I kiss the back of your knee.
女人不知道但那绝对是个性感带
Women don't know it, but that's a major erogenous zone.
非常性感
So sexy.
我想这个想了好久
I've been thinking about this a lot.
你也一宿没睡吗
Were you up all night, too?
不我是爷们
Oh, no, I'm a guy.
"好久"的意思是我入睡前的5分钟
By "A lot," I mean the five minutes I've been awake.
我的错继续
My bad. Go on.
我不轻易交朋友
I don't make friends easily,
我们周围的这些朋友
and this--this little group of ours...
-你是说敢死队 -没错
- The cul-de-sac crew. - Yeah,
我不打算这么叫他们这一小群人
I'm not gonna call 'em that. Um, this little group...
队员
The crew.
好吧他们真的对我很重要
Right. Well, um, it means a lot to me,
我很珍惜这些友情
and our friendship means a lot to me.
我不想搞砸了
I don't want to mess that up.
我也不想
I don't either.
这个也许应该以此一次就算了
Maybe this should just be a-a onetime deal.
或者说我们可以还是朋友
Or... we could just be friends...
有性朋友
with benefits.
最后还是道出真言了
Oh, you snuck that in at the end, didn't ya?
有性朋友传说中的
Friends with benefits-- the old F.W.B.
这真是这时代最好的男性神话了
That is the greatest male myth of our time.
还有我们膝盖也成了性感带
I mean, that and our knees being an erogenous zone.
-是的 -不是只不过是膝盖
- It is. - It's not. It's a knee.
你想知道为什么有性朋友行不通吗
Do you want to know why F.W.B. never works?
-不想 -我们是朋友这不可能轻松
- No. - We're friends. It can't be casual.
朋友之间的性♥爱♥会掺杂着感情和各种包袱
Friend sex comes with feelings and baggage,
而且总有人会受伤这主意不怎么样
and someone always gets hurt. It's a horrible idea.
茱尔斯咖啡时间到啦
Jules, it's coffee time!
呆在这我不想他们知道
Stay here. I don't want them to know.
但我也爱咖啡时间
but I love coffee time.
都7点45了
It's 7:45.
你怎么不下来接待我们
How come come you're not down here already serving us?
嘿伙计们
Hey, gang.
去一边去
Don't do that.
在这个美好的早晨
#Making coffee for my friends?
为我的朋友们献上他们最爱的咖啡
#That's what they like in the morning?
-怎么了 -你只有在想隐瞒什么的时候
- What? - You only sing-narrate your life
才会说唱你的生活
when you're hiding something.
我们来玩个坦白游戏吧
Let's play the admission game.
朋友之间知无不言的时候
That's when friends admit stuff,
会让每个人变得更亲密
and it brings everyone much closer.
-我在一本杂♥志♥上看到的 -什么杂♥志♥
- I read about it in a magazine. - What magazine?
好吧我不过是觉得如果我说出自杂♥志♥
Fine! It's just--I feel like people respect my ideas more
那样人们就会更重视我的建议罢了
when they think that they came out of magazines.
没觉得
Nope.
我先来因为我没什么要隐瞒的
I'll go first because I got nothing to hide.
艾莉上周不小心把斯坦掉地上
Ellie, last week I dropped stan.
他变成了对眼然后就没什么事了
He got googly eyes for a second, but then they went right back.
管他呢
Whatevs.
有一次在你睡觉的时候
Once, while you were asleep,
我在你额头上亲了一下
I kissed you on the forehead
希望你做个好梦
'cause I wanted you to have nice dreams.
我知道我当时醒着
No, I know. I was awake.
看来游戏该结束了
Oh, feels like the game should be over.
别这样
Come on!
难道你们就不想了解他人的内心世界吗
Don't you guys want to get inside each other?
她是这么说的
That's what she said.
太傻了
So lame.
怎么还玩这种老套玩笑
Why won't that joke ever go away?
我们真应该学学让他们知道这有多烦
We should steal it from them so they know how annoying it is.
祝好运姐♥妹♥们♥ 没那么容易
Good luck, sisters. Not that easy.
对我来说简直小菜一碟
It's never hard for me.
他是这么说的
That's what he said. Whoo!
我讨厌这游戏
I don't like this.
你要为我上大学送我辆车吗
Are we here to buy me a car for college?
这真好笑小崔
Good one, Trav.
谢谢
Thanks.
你知道我是怎么打零工赚外快的吗
You know how I've been working odd jobs for extra cash?
-我真的得去上学了 -我知道
- I really gotta get to school. - You will.
不过我得先送洛克威尔先生去购物中心
I just have to drop mr. Rockwell off at the mall first.
我要买♥♥裤子去
I'm gonna buy pants.
我正想办法凑够钱
Well, I'm trying to scrape together enough dough
让我的船重新下水
to get my boat back in the water.
作为一次宣传活动这地方要放飞
And as a promotion, this place is releasing
一个里面装有2000美元的气球
A balloon with 2,000 bucks in it.
老爸你不能寄希望于气球追逐赛
Dad, you can't put all your financial hopes
来解决你的财务危机
into balloon chasing.
你得一直买♥♥彩票才行
I mean, you gotta keep buying those lottery tickets.
开玩笑的别这个表情
I'm just kidding. Don't do that.
-怎么了 -我想要回我那个玩笑
- What? - I want our joke back.
那些玩笑不再属于你了
Oh, it's not your joke anymore.
我有件礼物给你但我不想现在就给你
I got you a present, but I'm not even gonna give it to you now.
不你会的
Yes, you are.
我知道我太兴奋了
I know. I'm too excited.
我雇了个保姆我知道你会说用不着
I hired a nanny. I know you're gonna say we don't need it,
但一星期只有3天
But it's only three days a week.
我只是想有人能帮你分担一些家务
I just thought it would be nice for you
免得你又忙又累
to have some help around the house and not be tied down.
你觉得怎样艾莉
And so what do you think? Ellie.
这是你对我做的最贴心的一件事了
That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me.
噢别这样
Oh, stop.
微不足道
It's just a tiny thing.
他是这么说的
that's what he said.
你毁了它你毁了我的心意
You ruined it! You ruined my gift!
别看了
Stop it.
偷看无罪
Nothing wrong with looking.
这是情人味道
I smell lovers.
不不是芭芭
No, you don't, Barb.
空气中弥漫着费拉蒙
Oh, the air's so think with pheromones,
我都看不清了
I can barely see.
若不是我把汗毛都剃干净了
Every hair on my body would be standing on end
它们肯定会全部竖起来
if I weren't shaved bald from...
从这往下的毛
Here down.
经营者保留拒绝服务的权利
我真不敢相信我要有个保姆了
I can't believe I'm getting a nanny.
我得撇开自尊
I mean, I just had to put my ego aside
意识到我不能一个人承担所有的家务
and realize I can't do it all by myself.
你是做什么的
What do you do for a living?
公♥司♥代理律师
Corporate attorney.
不不宝贝儿
no, no, honey.
他是问你现在做什么
He's asking what you do now,
不是100年前
Not a hundred years ago.
她非常非常忙得照顾她所有的孩子
She's very, very busy taking care of all of her children.
你有几个孩子
Oh. How many kids do you have?
你只有一个孩子是吗你干吗这样
You only have one, don't you? Why would you do that to me?
-好玩罢了 -我不工作还请保姆
- For fun. - So I don't work and I have a nanny.
我没必要不好意思
I don't have to be embarrassed.
在你对我多年的辱骂后
after years of taking your abuse,
我终于找到你的弱点了
I've finally found your weak spot.
茱尔斯亲爱的我发现她的弱点了
Jules! Honey, I've found her weak spot.
你是说她屁♥股♥上那个可爱的海豚纹身吗
Oh, you mean that cheesy dolphin tattoo on her butt?
你不是说那个是吧她其实没有纹身的
Y-you didn't mean that, did you? Well, she doesn't have one.
那是我的精神向导
It's my spirit guide.
茱尔斯你把太阳眼镜落在吧台了
Hey, jules. You left your sunglasses at the bar.
谢谢
Thank you.
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