熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S01E12

Part 1 Dec. 8, 2020, 11:17 p.m.

我们今晚要做些什么呢
So what are we doing tonight?
做什么? 喝上一瓶红酒
What are we doing? Drinking a bottle of wine,
还有一瓶在桌子上等着我们呢
I got another one waiting for us in the on-deck circle.
这就是今晚我们要干的
That's what we're doing.
噢宅在家里喝酒当约会
Oh, the stay-at-home-and-drink date.
总是很危险酒精让你很难看清自己
Always dangerous. Alcohol makes it harder to filter yourself.
你有过一个漂亮女友
You'd make a pretty girl.
我们分了
And we're off.
说真的我有件裙子穿起来有点大
Seriously. I have a skirt that's a little too big for me,
天都知道你长了两条美♥腿♥
And god knows, you've got the legs.
不如我们把你的腿毛全都刮光
All we gotta do is shave you down,
然后在你的臀部适当做些"填充"
And then tuck some stuff back up.
-不准"填充" -那我们就没乐子了
- No tucking. - All right, fine. Then we won't have fun. Mm.
我们起码可以有个坦诚相对的时刻吧
Can we at least have some serious share time?
那我从经典问题开始
I'll start off with a classic.
你跟多少个男人上过床
How many people have you slept with?
6个等一下要算上那些
Six. Oh, wait. Are we counting people
事后让我们悔不当初的吗
that we wish we hadn't?
-是的 -好吧 9个半你呢
- Yeah. - All right, nine and a half. What about you?
-8 -真的吗
- 8... - Really?
十3个 83个 183个
-ty 3. 83. 183.
绝大部分是在大学期间
Most of it happened when I was in college.
当时我是一个男孩人气组合的成员
Uh, I was in a boy band called 'da booty crew'.
"别对我有成见"
'Don't hold that against me'.
我我不是在对你说
I'm not--I'm not saying that to you.
那是我们第一首单曲的名字
That was the name of our first single
"女孩别对我有成见"
'Girl, don't hold that against me'.
为什么我感觉在这坦白的时刻里
Why do I feel like there's a lot of lying
充斥着那么多的谎言呢
going on during share time?
确实是我们还是来个裸体互赏时刻吧
There is. Let's go have naked share time.
好吧噢
Okay. Oh
-别再让我的头撞到栏杆上了 -好的
- Don't hit my head on the railing again. - Okay.
-晚上好杰夫 -嘿崔维斯
- Evening, Jeff. - Hey, Travis.
把我转过去
Spin me around.
嘿崔维斯我看见了一只蜘蛛
Hey, Travis. Jeff picked me up
所以杰夫把我抱起来
'cause I saw a spider'.
多谢你还这么体贴地撒谎
Thanks for still caring enough to lie.
晚安
Mm. Good night.
晚安继续前进
Mwah. Good night. Onward.
女孩别对我有成见
Girl, don't hold that against me
总之昨晚我和杰夫嘿♥咻♥之后
Anyway, since I had sex with Jeff last night
尽管我已经很累了而他还是那样贴心
even though I was tired, he was so grateful
开了40分钟车去那个新开的面包店
that he drove to that new bakery 40 minutes away
给我买♥♥来了手工制♥作♥的果冻炸面圈
and got me those homemade jelly doughnuts.
真奇怪那恰恰是艾莉爱吃的面圈
That's weird, 'cause Ellie loves those very same doughnuts'.
-是啊 -你说的是真的
- Yeah. - Did any of that really happen,
还是艾莉刚才故意让你那样说的
or did Ellie just make you say that?
好吧艾莉我试了不好意思
All right, Ellie, I tried. I don't know.
我们嘿♥咻♥完了我就是想吃那种面圈
When we have sex, I want those doughnuts!
不要杰夫哪去了他会支持我的
No. Where's Jeff? He'll back me up on this.
杰夫带崔维斯去鲍比那里了
Jeff took Travis to Bobby's.
他们说要去玩什么游戏
They're playing some sort of game.
对不起他们说什么
I'm--I'm--I'm sorry. Wait. What's happening?
想去就去吧
Just go.
噢太棒了
Ohh! it's good!
伙计们硬币同样可以拿来玩
Boys, the penny-can game is
这可是我一生中最得意的创作了
The best thing I've ever created in my entire life.
谢谢你的箴言爸爸
And thank you, dad.
谁的硬币能扔到罐子里谁就得一分
Now if the penny goes in the can, you get a point.
没扔进去零分
If it doesn't, you don't.
就像玩国际象棋一样
It's very chess-like.
我不这么觉得伙计们热身结束了
I wouldn't know. Now, ladies, warm-up's over.
我和崔维对你俩
Me and Trav versus you.
哪一组最先到1000分就赢了
The first team to 1,000 points wins.
你们是在玩扔硬币罐吗终于付诸实践了吗
Are you guys playing penny-can? Is it finally real?
是的宝贝儿好了
It is, baby. All right,
第一轮迅速开火我来
first round, rapid-fire. Me.
噢崔维杰夫老格
Ooh! Trav. Jeff. G-man.
我觉得怪怪的
I feel a little weird.
为什么因为你刚度过了第二次约会之夜吗
Why? Because you spent the night on the second date?
因为你都没想和我做♥爱♥
Because you didn't try to have sex with me.
我是说一觉醒来穿着裤子是不错
I mean, I guess it's nice to wake up with my panties on.
我只是不知道这是什么意思
I just don't know what to make of it.
你是男同吗你是也没关系
Are you gay? It's okay if you are.
我把很多男同都"掰直"了
I have turned a lot of gay dudes straight,
虽然那可能只是男人们对我魅力的考验
Although that could just be a line that guys use on me
因为他们知道我有多热衷于挑战
because they know how much I love a challenge.
我们没有做♥爱♥ 但我觉得
We didn't have sex, but I feel like
我们过得很充实足以让世界
we did plenty of other things that sent
清楚的知道我们都是异性恋
a very clear heterosexual message out to the world.
而且我提到"世界" 因为这个公♥寓♥
And I say "the world," because the walls
大楼的墙非常薄
in this apartment complex are crazy-thin,
而且你声音有点大
And you are somewhat vocal.
没关系史密斯
It's okay, Smith.
噢多谢了门德尔松太太
Oh, thanks, Mrs. Mendelson.
很高兴见到你劳里
And nice to meet you, Laurie.
啊我也是海伦她是个开明的老家伙
Aw, you, too, Helen. She's a cool old bird.
劳里我没和你做♥爱♥是因为我喜欢你
Laurie, I didn't try to sleep with you because I like you.
好吧但我们只约会过两次
Okay? But we've only been on two dates,
而且我明天就要回法学院了
And I'm going back to law school tomorrow.
如果我和你做♥爱♥ 然后消失3个月
If I had sex with you and then disappeared for three months,
我回来的时候你就不会再给我机会了
You'd never give me a chance when I got back,
而我想要一次机会好吗
And I want a chance. Okay?
好的
Okay.
我们要一男一女岔开坐吗
Okay, should we sit boy, girl, boy, girl?
别装的好像
Oh, stop pretending like
你不想整晚都跟她说话
you're not just gonna talk to her the whole night.
好吧你是对的
Yeah, you're right.
你们能点些红酒吗我要一份牛排
Okay, would you order some wine? And I'll have a steak.
你点些意大利面那样我也能吃点
And you want some pasta so I can have some.
-一小时后见 -一个半小时吧
- See you in about an hour. -Hour and a half.
-再见 -玩得开心点女士们
- Good night. - Have fun, ladies.
我想念硬币罐游戏
I miss penny-can.
斯科特如果我们生下这个宝宝
Scott, if we're going to have this baby,
我们必须改变一些事情
Some things have to change.
射得好
Nice shot.
9比4 我的天
9-4, me.
很好这次是那家伙的咖啡杯
All right, that guy's coffee cup.
好了现在一起开谈吧
Okay, time for group talk.
-我们进入正题 -你们在谈恋爱吗
- Let's dive in. - So you two in love?
-慢点来 -这就是我嫁给你的原因
- Dive in less. - Oh, that's why I married you.
他灌了点酒
He gets a couple drinks in him,
就开始扔出爆♥炸♥性问题了
and he starts dropping the question bombs.
40岁时还生个孩子你们怎么看
How do you feel about having babies in your 40s?
不我说真的
No, seriously.
你们俩是专属对方还是同时也跟别人约会
Are you two exclusive or are you seeing other people?
别再这样了
Please stop.
我来回答这个问题
No, I'll take this one.
茱尔斯非常好
Um, Jules is incredible,
我不会跟别人约会但这只是我
And I don't want to to see other people, but that's just me.
你们得问问茱尔斯是怎么想的
You'll have to ask Jules what she thinks.
艾莉来点爆♥炸♥声
Ellie, bomb noise.
谢谢我要再去给咱们点一瓶红酒
Thank you. I'm gonna go order us another bottle of wine,
因为我等不及想再喝点
because I need to drink more immediately.
失陪一下
Excuse me.
宝贝我们要说贴心话
Sweetie, we're gonna get deep,
你去在饭店里散散步
so go take a restaurant walk.
我喜欢在饭店散步
Oh. I love a good restaurant walk.
-你是怎么想的 -我不知道
- So what do you think? - I don't know.
我很喜欢杰夫我也没有和其他人约会
I-I-I really like Jeff, and I'm not dating anyone else.