贝蒂

When I need a reminder not to text a stupid boy back...
"鸡♥巴♥大 钱包瘪"
"Big Dick, Little Wallet."
作为他的联♥系♥人信息
As his contact.
我再也不会回复他
I'll never text him again.
这挺好的
That's a good one.
-让我看看 -不 还给我
- Let me see this. - No, give it back.
哈尼贝尔 拜托 不要...
Honeybear, come on. Don't...
"褶皱的蛋" 她给改成了这个
"Wrinkly Balls". That's what she wrote.
-褶皱吗 卡米尔 -不 我从没有...
- Are they wrinkly, Camille? - No, I-I never--
-各位 我没见过 -等等
- Guys, I didn't see them. - Okay, wait.
让我来试试
Let me try, let me try. Let me see.
指四个S开头的单词 拉屎 淋浴 刮毛 性♥交♥
被称为周五晚上通常会做的事
-让我来一个 -四个S- Yo, let me do one. - Four S'.
让我来一个
Let me do one.
不 别把手♥机♥给她
No, please don't give her the phone.
别把手♥机♥给...
Please don't give her the--
该死
Fuck.
他的阴毛是麻花辫
French Braids His Pubic Hair.
-给你 -他这样可真是聪明
- Here you go. - Yeah, that's real smart of him.
这个非常好
That's a good one.
聪明的男孩就是会这样
That's what intelligent boys do.
不 他们会戴白色假发之类的
No, they put, like, white wigs on it or something.
比如乔治·华盛顿
You know, like George Washington.
什么
What?
-什么 -什么
- What? - What?
什么
What?
能言善道
A way with words.
抱歉
I'm sorry.
我没想到你会真摔倒
I didn't think you'd actually fall.
来吧
Come on.
来吧 起来
Come, come here.
起来吧 回来吧
Come on, come on. Come back.
把我手♥机♥拿走 这样我就不会回他了
Just take my phone away so I don't text him back.
可以 现在是我的了
I can do that. It's mine now.
这是给你的
停下 你在干什么
Stop. What are you doing?
你总是在录像
You're always filming.
这是你想做的吗
Is that what you wanna do?
你想成为电影制♥作♥人吗
You wanna be a filmmaker?
我不知道 但是在录像的时候
I don't know, but the thing about filming is,
人们会对着相机说出
people say things to the camera
当面说不出来的话
that they never say to your face.
是吗
Yeah?
你想说什么
What do you wanna say?
你想对着相机说什么
What do you wanna say to the camera?
我是哈尼贝尔
I'm Honeybear.
我喜欢动漫和恐怖电影
I like anime and horror films.
我有点令人尴尬 我知道
I'm kind of awkward, and I know that.
♪ You leapt from crumbling bridges ♪
♪ Watching cityscapes turn to dust ♪
但我正在和这个名为艾什的女孩约会
But I'm on this date right now with this girl Ash.
♪ Filming helicopters crashing ♪
♪ In the ocean from way above ♪
我不想把这场约会搞砸
And, uh, I'm trying not to screw it up.
♪ Got the music in you, baby ♪
你在看什么
What are you looking at?
♪ Tell me why ♪
别拍我了
Get that camera out of my face.
♪ Got the music in you, baby ♪
♪ Tell me why ♪
♪ You've been locked in here forever ♪
♪ And you just can't say good-bye ♪
♪ Your lips, my lips ♪
♪ Apocalypse ♪
♪ Go and sneak us ♪
♪ Through the river and you just can't say good-bye ♪
抱歉我搞砸了
♪ You've been locked in here forever ♪
♪ And you just can't say good-bye ♪
♪ Ooh, whoa ♪
♪ When you're all alone ♪
♪ I will reach for you ♪
♪ When you feel alone ♪
♪ I will be there too ♪
滚开
Fucking move!
我的天 我很抱歉
Oh, my God! I'm--I'm so sorry!
你知道我什么意思吗 其实没有...
You know what I mean? So it didn't...
-现在没事了 但是... -我的天
- All right now, but-- - Oh, my God.
该死
Oh, shit.
我的天
Oh, my God.
我这辈子都没见过这么多滑着滑板的女孩
I've never seen this many girls on skateboards in my entire life.
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
-太壮观了 -有这么多女孩
- So neat. - Yo, there's so many girls!
科特在哪儿
Where's Kirt?
你在哪儿啊
Yo, where are you at?
我没事 但我被车门打了
Bro, I'm okay, but I got doored.
-我在救护车里 -什么鬼
- I'm in a fucking ambulance. - What the fuck?
他们要送你去哪儿 我们可以去找你
Where are they taking you? We can come to you.
待在那儿
Stay there, bro.
这个集♥会♥很重要
This session is important, okay?
你得代表我
You gotta represent.
但你是策划了这一切的人
But you literally planned this whole thing.
是我们 去滑板吧
We did. Go skate.
好吧 我会确保一切顺利举办
All right, I'm gonna make sure that this goes right.
好吗 我没问题
All right? I got it.
我要挂了
I'm gonna leave now.
怎么样
What's up, boo?
你们该开始了 科特被车撞了
You should just start. Kirt got hit by a car.
她来不了[挺不过来]了
She's not gonna make it.
-她死了吗 -没有
- She died? - No!
-什么鬼 -她还好吗
- What the fuck? - Is she okay?
不 我不是这个意思
No, I don't mean like that.
我是说她来不了这里了
I mean, like, she's not gonna make it here.
她被车门打了
She just got doored.
她说我们该开始了
She said we should just go.
你们准备好了吗
Well, are you guys ready?
走吧 我们走
Yeah, come on. Let's go.
我们走吧
All right, yo, let's go!
-这边 -走吧 我们走
- This way. - Come on, let's go!
我看到了你的视频
Hey, I saw your video.
姑娘
Hey, girl, hey!
科特 你真应该来
Kirt, you should be here.
是啊 该死
Yeah, fuck.
快看 我们都在
Yo, but look. We're all here.
看看这场面 看看我们做了什么
Look at this shit. Look at what we did.
什么鬼
What the fuck?
各位 我们做到了 我的天
Yo, guys, we did that shit. Oh, my God.
-你想滑板吗 -这不好笑 姑娘
- Yo, you wanna skate? - That's not funny, bitch.
我残疾了
I'm disabled.
我们走吧
Yeah, let's--let's go.
♪ Sunshine, it's a friend of mine ♪
♪ At the school line, checkin' all the boys who were fine ♪
♪ We were in line when we got the first sign ♪
♪ The boy she liked checkin' out was mine ♪
我真爱你们
I love you guys so much.
♪ And this time I'm flamed ♪
♪ Cold-blooded in this, yeah, you know my name ♪
♪ Home girl, I'm doing my thing ♪
♪ Put it down and in the real, that's just my game ♪
♪ No hoes, they ain't the same ♪
♪ Start feeling their stuff, start acting up ♪
♪ So I'm throwing elbows, saying "Back it up ♪
♪ Tell my homies on the track, "Let's wrap it up" ♪
♪ But we go ghost riding ♪
♪ Got the pumps in the back ♪
♪ Let a ho keep hiding ♪
♪ We jump beside it ♪
♪ Stomp the yard, to the club, on the floor we sliding ♪
♪ Pop a juice when they see me shine ♪
♪ Fellas take my coat, hand it on the rec line ♪
♪ Now it's time and we proceed ♪
♪ Come get with me if you know my seat ♪
♪ Sunshine, it's a friend of mine ♪
♪ At the school line, checkin' all the boys who were fine ♪
♪ Hot girls keep looking ♪
♪ Post it up, throwing up, so mad 'cause I'm looking ♪
♪ I can get your man and his friend too ♪
♪ All I do is crack a smile when they fall through ♪
♪ I'm so bad and they so not ♪
♪ Turning my back, tell 'em go kick rocks ♪
♪ He say, she say, they say, "Ah" ♪
♪ When I say, you say, we all say "Bye" ♪
♪ I don't take home losers ♪
♪ You come through my hood, damn right I can school ya ♪
♪ Got my right-hand girl on the side ♪
♪ The left side make sure you all right ♪
♪ Ain't my fault got my girls on my side ♪
♪ We stay calm, fuck girls gone wild ♪
♪ And you know we had to tap it up ♪
♪ Man, I told you once, yo, that's what's up ♪
♪ Sunshine, it's a friend of mine ♪
♪ At the school line, checkin' all the boys who were fine ♪
♪ We were in line when we got the first sign ♪
♪ The boy she like checkin' out what's mine ♪