贝蒂

让我看看你的本事
Let me see you do something.
我要过去
Yo, let me-- I'm gonna go up there.
让我看看他的大乱
Let me see him tre flip.
路易斯 你要站在那里说废话吗
Oh, yeah, Luis, you want to talk shit?
让我看看你的本事
Let me see you do it.
卡米尔
Yo, Camille.
看起来很憔悴啊
Looking like shit.
和斑比搞得太晚了吗
Up too late with Bambi?
没有 我昨晚在操♥你♥妈♥
Nah, I was, like, up with your mom.
我妈
My mom?
是啊 你嫉妒吗
Yeah. You jealous?
-没有 -好吧
- Uh, no. - Okay.
斑比
Bambi!
好吧
Okay?
我们在编辑照片墙
We're just doing an Insta edit.
-下次把你照上 -没事
- We'll get you next time. - Oh, yeah, no worries.
我欠你多少
Uh, how much do I owe you?
欠什么
For what?
保释我啊
Bailing me out.
糟糕
Oh, fuck.
卡米尔 我很抱歉
Camille, I'm so sorry.
我给忘了
I totally forgot.
我的错
My bad.
不过看起来你自己出来了
Yo, looks like you got out on your own, though.
我知道你能行
I knew you would.
你是个足智多谋的孩子 我很欣赏你这点
You're a mad resourceful kid. That's what I like about you.
看看他 这真是...
Yo, look at this, man. Yo, dude, that's...
所以你对什么感兴趣
Um, wait, so what are you into?
再跟我说说
Like, tell me a little bit more.
我喜欢玩滑板
Um, I like skating, I guess.
我知道
I know that.
没别的了吗
Nothing? Okay.
我喜欢音乐
Well, I like music.
我在上学
I'm in school.
学习音乐制♥作♥
Um, I'm studying music production.
我还想给电影配乐
And I want to score films.
我构想了一部电影
I was actually-- I have this concept for a movie
主题是关于女同性恋时期
where it's a lesbian period piece,
但它的配乐全是电子舞曲
but it's all scored with EDM music.
你喜欢深屋吗
Do you like deep house?
浩室音乐的子流派 融合了芝加哥浩室和八十年代放克爵士的元素
不喜欢
No?
我给你画了点东西
I made you something.
好的
Okay.
我该害怕吗
Should I be scared?
我的天啊
Holy shit.
这是你画的吗
You drew this?
这太棒了
This is insane.
我在网上搜索了你
I Googled you.
你搜我搜到了这个吗
You Googled me and this came up?
-我找到了你之前的博客 -不会吧
- I found your old Tumblr. - No!
-我看到了所有关于打倒男孩的帖子 -我的天啊
- And I saw all the Fall Out Boy posts. - Oh, my God.
一支流行朋克 另类摇滚曲风的乐团
我从14岁开始就没听过打倒男孩了
I haven't listened to Fall Out Boy since I was, like, 14.
好吧
Oh, yeah.
可能自从你喜欢深屋之后
I guess maybe you're not into them...
就不再喜欢他们了
since, you know... deep house.
不
No.
不 不 不 这太棒了
No, no, no, this is-- this is amazing.
这简直完美
This is perfect.
这是我收到过最好的礼物
It's the best gift I've ever gotten.
谢谢你
Thank you.
不用谢
You're welcome.
你很喜欢给人录像
You like filming people so much.
你想成为电影制♥作♥人吗
You want to be a filmmaker?
我不知道
I don't know,
但是在录像的时候
but the thing about filming is, uh,
人们会对着相机说出
people say things to the camera
当面说不出来的话
that they'd never say to your face.
是吗
Yeah?
你想说什么
What do you want to say?
你想对着相机说什么
What do you want to say to the camera?
我是哈尼贝尔
Okay, I'm Honeybear.
我喜欢动漫和恐怖电影
I like anime and horror films.
我有点令人尴尬 我知道
I'm kind of awkward, and I know that.
但我正在和这个名为艾什的女孩约会
But I'm on this date right now with this girl Ash,
我不想把这场约会搞砸
and, uh, I'm trying not to screw it up.
你没有搞砸
You're not screwing it up.
拜托
Come on!
你有纹身吗
Do you have tattoos?
我有两个
Yeah, I have two tattoos.
这个纹身 写着"爱"
I have this one. It says "Love."
-我看过这个 -还有这个
- Oh, I saw this one. - And this one.
上面有个滑板
It has a skateboard.
我要是有纹身就死定了
I'd be fucking dead if I got a tattoo.
-为什么 -因为我是犹太人
- Why? - 'Cause I'm Jewish.
所以纹身会让你惹上麻烦吗
What, will you get in trouble for that?
我们就不能被葬在墓地中
We can't be buried in cemeteries.
如果你纹身的话
If you get a tattoo?
没错 但我的纹身很隐蔽
Yeah, but I have a secret one.
真的吗
You do?
在哪里
Where?
我外婆不可能会把我嘴唇翻下来
Like, when's my grandma gonna pull down my lip?
你知道吧
You know?
我的天啊 那太有趣了
Oh, my God. That's mad funny.
她肯定会心脏病发作
She'd have a fucking heart attack.
再给我看看
Let me see it again.
你想看多少遍
How many times you want to fucking see it?
因为这玩意可不常见
Because I don't be seeing shit like this all the time.
怎么了
What's wrong?
我的朋友们要把我逼疯了
My friends are getting me tight.
没事的 我在这儿
It's okay. I'm here.
但我不知道该做什么
But I don't know what to do.
别说话
Just...shh.
我不知道她们为什么那么生我的气
I don't know why they're so mad at me.
我不想让她们惹上麻烦
I wasn't trying to get them in trouble.
她们应该像我一样逃跑
They should've run away like I did.
我觉得你现在不应该担心这件事
I don't think you should worry about it right now.
你去哪儿
Where you going?
我饿了
I'm hungry.
认真的吗
Yeah? Hello?
我对你来说不可口吗
Something for you to eat right here.
不公平 我是个忠实的朋友
It's not fair! I'm a loyal-ass friend.
现在却被惩罚
And now I'm being punished.
这是为什么
What the fuck is that?
冰箱里有棒冰吗
You got any popsicles in here?
不知道 可能在里面
I don't know, maybe in the back.
我觉得在冰箱门上
I think in the door.
这些是什么
What the fuck are these?
那些是强力迷幻蘑菇
Those are really strong shrooms, dude.
这怎么会在你冰箱里
Why are they in your freezer?
我早就不吃了
I don't fuck with them anymore.
我去年吃了一朵 就能感觉到自己的阴毛
I had, like, one cap last year, and I could feel my pubic hair.
而我压根没有阴毛
I don't even have any.
好吧
Okay.
我能来点吗
Can I have some?
整包都归你...
You can have the entire bag...
如果你让我高♥潮♥的话
if you make me cum.
没问题
Okay.
别过来 我是西莉亚
Oh, hell, no. I'm fucking Celia, bitch.
不 不 不 我知道 我知道
No, no, no, I know, I know.