少男奶爸（2012）

Baby Daddy S02E09

Part 1 Nov. 30, 2020, 2:45 p.m.

Oh my God, we are so late.
天呐我们晚太多了
I was so tired last night,
我昨晚太累了
I think I accidentally set the baby and changed the alarm.
应该是不小心"定好"了宝宝"换好"了闹钟
Things at the bar are insane.
酒吧里简直忙疯了
I have to be there in 20 minutes.
我得在二十分钟内赶过去
The event manager quit and--
活动策划经理辞职了...
Wait. Tucker. Hmm?
等等塔克尔怎么了
Are you making an omelet? Yes, I am.
你是在煎鸡蛋卷吗是呀
One or two?
一个还是两个
Two.
两个呦
Tucker, do we have company?
塔克尔难道还有别人在
We most certainly do. Okay.
当然是喽
Dude, that's awesome. Congratulations.
哥们太棒了恭喜啊
Thanks, man. It just kinda happened.
谢谢我们就是顺其自然而已
Wow. You have not had a sleepover
自从你甩了瓦妮莎
since you dumped that crazy-ass shrew Vanessa.
那个疯婆子之后就没留宿过别人
Ben, don't talk about her like that, okay?
本别那样说她行吗
She was not that bad.
她没那么差劲
Really? Man-eater? Joy crusher?
真的吗食人怪扫兴狂
Monster of Manhattan? Wicked witch of the west side?
曼哈顿怪物西部邪恶女巫
Seriously, Tucker, we ran out of nicknames for her.
塔克尔我们都把外号♥给她取了个遍了
She's here, isn't she?
她就在这里对不对
Yes. Yes, she is.
对她就在这里
Good morning. Hey, babe. how'd you sleep?
早啊宝贝睡得怎么样
I'll let you know after I get some sleep.
这得睡过之后才能知道嘛
Oh, you guys remember Vanessa, don't you?
你们还记得瓦妮莎对吧
We sure do.
当然记得
**It's amazing how the unexpected*
*人生妙无边惊喜无极限
**can take your life and change directions.*
*劝君莫等闲雌雄随我愿
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What is she doing here?
她在这里干什么
Ben, Vanessa has changed.
本瓦妮莎已经变了
Tucker, may I remind you
塔克尔容我提醒你
she stole both your MO and your jo.
是她抢走了你的吸引力和天赋
How did this even happen? Well, it's complicated.
现在到底是怎么回事事情很复杂
I missed her. She missed me.
我想她了她也想我
Okay, it's really not that complicated.
好吧其实也没那么复杂
Look, look, please, I am begging you, Ben.
听我说我求你了本
Just try to get along with her.
试着跟她相处好吗
Fine, but remember--
好吧但你记住
if you ever wake up with punctures in your neck,
如果你早上起床发现脖子上有伤痕
we keep the wooden stakes in the junk drawer.
我们的木棍在杂物抽屉里
Congratulations, Wheeler.
祝贺你维勒
One goal, three assists,
一个进球三次助攻
four broken teeth and only one of them was yours.
四次打掉对手牙齿你就只占了其中一项
Great game. Great game, honey.
打得漂亮打得漂亮亲爱的
Oh, hey, dimples.
那个酒窝男
You're the new goalie, right?
你就是新来的守门员对吧
Little advice-- keep your head up and your chest out.
一点小建议记得抬头挺胸
Thanks. Are you a coach?
谢谢你是教练吗
No, former runner-up miss teen New Jersey.
不是我是前新泽西美少女亚军
Keep it real, dimples.
睁大眼睛看清楚酒窝男
Wow. I don't know if those are pads or not,
虽然不知道是不是防护垫
but either way, thank you.
但是无论如何谢谢
Hey, Wheeler, good game.
维勒打得不错
You too.
你也是
Umm, who is that?
额那是谁
That's Gerard.
杰拉德
Two-time M.V.P.
两次获选最有价值球员
and current centerfold for the N.H.L. Calendar.
目前全美冰球联合会日历的插页模特
I was this close!
差这么点就是我了
Well, he is very...
他还真是...
thought-provoking.
让人浮想联翩啊
You want me to try to set you guys up?
要我帮你们牵牵线吗
No. No, you know that I hate set-ups.
不你知道我不喜欢别人牵线搭桥
But I could probably just No.
我可能就... 不要
If I talk to him maybe Dan, do not.
如果我跟他说说... 丹不要去
I think that he would Stop talking.
我觉得他会... 别说了
Danny, promise me you will not try to set me up with him.
丹尼跟我保证你不会帮我们牵线
Okay, I promise.
好吧我保证
Hey, Wheeler, that girl you were talking to--
维勒刚才跟你说话的女孩...
You want me to set you up? She's totally into you.
要我帮你们牵线吗她非常喜欢你
I don't have to show her my calendar?
需要我给她看看我拍的日历吗
'Cause I have some signed ones in my locker.
我的衣柜里还有些签上名的
I think you're good.
我看还是算了吧
And it's Wheeler with the assist.
现在是维勒的助攻时间
Hey, ben. Hey.
回来了呀本回来了
How's the most understanding guy in the world?
世上最懂得理解他人的人你还好吗
In a rush. I've only got an hour before my next shift
很急距离下次当班只有一个小时了
and lucky me,
幸运的是
I've got a hot date with the cutest girl in town.
我要跟城里最可爱的女孩去约会
Where's Emma?
艾玛呢
Oh, I talked Riley into watching her.
我让莱丽照顾她了
I was hoping you and I could have
我想就瓦妮莎的事
a little conversation about Vanessa.
跟你聊聊
Wait, what happened? She's not moving in, is she?
等等怎么了她不搬进来了是吗
No.
不是
Dude, it's only been two days. I am not crazy.
哥们我和她才交往两天而已我还没疯呢
Check back next week.
不过下周就说不准了
What's this? Vanessa's resume?
这是神马是瓦妮莎的简历吗
That's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.
这差不多就是我要和你谈的事
What's going on?
你在搞什么鬼
You know how you guys met at O'Hooligans bartending
你还记得你和她是在奥霍林根做调酒师时认识的
and then she went back to school to study restaurant management?
然后她返校去学习酒店管理这档子事吗
Uh-huh.
记得所以呢
And how there's that open event manager position at your bar?
然后你们的酒吧刚好有个经理职位空缺对吧
Please don't tell me she got that job.
拜托不要告诉我她得到了那份工作
Don't be ridiculous!
别闹了
What? That's stupid.
怎么会这想法太二了
She has an interview in a half hour.
半小时内她会去面试
Remember, she doesn't like formal set-ups,
记住她不喜欢太正儿八经的
so when you see her, just be cool.
所以当你见她时装得酷一点就好
Stick to the basics like, "Hey, what a coincidence,"
按照基本套路来就行比如说"你好这么巧"
or "Fancy meeting you here,"
或者"很高兴在这里见到你“
or "Come here often?"
又或者"你也常来吗"
Then compliment her smile or something.
然后夸奖她的笑容或者其他什么
I find the mouth to be a very compliment-neutral zone.
我发现嘴巴是个无论怎么夸都好使的区域
Got it. She'll never know.
明白了她永远不会知道的
But I can't believe you haven't asked her out yet.
不过我不敢相信你竟然从来没有约过她
I mean she's... really something.
我的意思是说她...真的很特别
Uh... it's complicated.
这个嘛说来话长了
But she really is the smartest,
但她真的是最聪明
sweetest, prettiest-- what the hell?
最可爱最漂亮的搞毛啊
I'll be right back.
我去去就来
What is going on? Why do you look like that?
你在干嘛为什么打扮成这样
Oh, well, today we learned that a picnic with Emma is no picnic.
今天我才认识到和艾玛一起野餐是有多痛苦
What's the emergency?
有什么要紧事吗
Oh my god, is that Gerard?
天那那人是杰拉德吗
Danny, I explicitly asked you not to set me up with him.
丹尼我明确地跟你讲过不要帮我们牵线
You promised.
你答应过的
Okay. I'll tell him you're not interested.
好吧我会告诉他你没兴趣的
But he wouldn't stop talking about you.
但他不会停止谈论你的
Really? Uhhuh.
真的吗当然
Well, then it would be rude
这样的话既然我在这儿了
not to say "Hi" now that I'm here then, right?
如果不去打个招呼的话挺无礼的对吧
Oh my god, he can't see me like this.
天哪不能让他看见我这副模样
I'll clean up Emma and you do whatever it is you do
我来给艾玛弄干净你快去收拾一下
to not look like... whatever that is.
别看上去像...我也形容不出来像什么
Oh, and I called my mom.
我已经打电♥话♥给我妈妈了
She's gonna come and get Emma
她会来把艾玛接走的