分居（2025）

I don't know! I don't know what to do.
我只是觉得一切都非常、非常不平衡
I just feel like everything is very, very imbalanced,
我们需要找到一种方式来恢复平衡
and we need to find a way to restore the balance.
你和我妻子上了床 所以也许 我不知道…
And you had sex with my wife, so maybe, I don't know...
- 休想！- 你有什么毛病？
- No fucking way! - What is wrong with you?
你和我妻子上♥床♥ 我却不能和你妻子上♥床♥？
You have sex with my wife, but I can't with yours?
在哪个他妈星球上可能 保罗？
On what fucking planet, Paul?
我也不想和你上♥床♥
I don't want to have sex with you either.
我只想要回我的妻子 为什么一切都这么复杂？
I just want my wife back. Why is everything so complicated?
我长得又不差
I'm not that bad-looking.
这和长相没关系！
It has nothing to do with looks!
这种事经常发生
This kind of shit happens all the time.
走吧 萨顿
Come on, Sutton, let's go.
- 他们是谁？- 她的情人们
- Who are they? - Her lovers.
前情人们 回家去
Ex-lovers. Go home.
嘿 每周四电影之夜
Hey, movie night every Thursday.
下周是《日瓦戈医生》
Next week's Doctor Zhivago.
好吧 跟我说说 我错过了什么？
OK, fill me in. What did I miss?
他们在尝试制♥造♥一种油来救他们的儿子 洛伦佐
They're trying to make an oil to save their son, Lorenzo.
我得去拿我的包
I need to get my bags.
他得了某种病 我觉得像是ALS
He's got some disease. I think like an ALS.
- ALD - 对 ALDS
- ALD. - Yeah, ALDS.
不 那是棒球的东西
No, that's a baseball thing.
你得赢了那个才能进世界大赛
You got to win that to get to the World Series.
这孩子不可能去打世界大赛
No way this kid's going to the World Series.
拉斯 你的生物多样性课作业
Russ, what day is your assignment due
什么时候交？
for your biodiversity class?
拉斯！
Russ!
拜托 宝贝 你知道规矩
Come on, honey, you know the rules.
车里不准戴耳机
No headphones in the car.
想听的话 就接上线听
If you want to listen, just plug it in.
我刚才问你作业什么时候交
I was asking you what day your assignment is due.
这是什么？
What is this?
《流产的胎儿》
Aborted Fetus.
我喜欢
I like it.
挺好的
It's nice.
稍微调低一点
Just gonna turn it down a little.
一点点
A little bit.
听着 宝贝…
Listen, honey...
如果你难过 难过是正常的
If you're upset, it's OK to be upset.
我也很难过
I'm upset, too.
有时候 在生活中 你必须处理困难的情绪
Sometimes, in life, you have to deal with difficult emotions.
你必须…
And you have to...
- 怎么样 拉斯？- 嘿 凯里教练
- What up, Russ? - Hey, coach Carey.
猜怎么着？今天打排球！
Guess what? Volleyball today!
随便
Whatever.
耳机不错
Sweet headphones.
嘿！你怎么样？- 嗨！
Hey! How you been? - Hi!
不太好 - 一样
Been better. - Same.
等等！
Hold on!
凯里 嘿！
Carey, hey!
你得跟保罗谈谈
You got to talk to Paul.
我要上普拉提课！
I have Pilates!
我需要谈吗？
Do I?
是的 他一直住在我那儿
Yeah. He's been staying with me.
我们那儿地方不大
We don't have a lot of room at our place.
我不得不把曲棍球桌挪开
I had to move the hockey table.
你敢信吗？体育老师负责接送！
Can you believe this shit? The gym teacher's on drop-offs!
嘿！别按喇叭了！
Hey! Stop honking!
他告诉你发生什么了吗？
Did he tell you what happened?
是的 说你把他赶出来了
Yeah. That you kicked him out.
去你的！
Fuck you!
- 别按喇叭了 玛丽！- 哦 天啊！
- Stop honking, Mary! - Oh, God!
我有指示牌 我会告诉你什么时候走
I have the sign. I'll tell you when to go.
回你的健身房♥去！
Go back to the gym!
他们让我周二干这个
They make me do this on Tuesday.
我也不想在这儿
I don't want to be here either.
- 上车 - 我得…
- Get in. - I got to...
是啊 你说得对 去他的
Yeah, you're right. Fuck it.
好吧 你自己看着办 注意孩子
All right, you're on your own. Watch out for kids.
给你！
There you go!
你想知道到底发生了什么吗？
Do you want to know what really happened?
想
Yeah.
嗯 他在房♥地♥产♥上过度杠杆了
Well, he was totally over-leveraged in real estate.
然后彻底崩♥盘♥了
And it all completely blew up.
他上周关闭了公♥司♥
And he shut the company down last week.
我靠！
Holy shit!
什么？他一点都没跟你提？
What? He didn't mention any of that to you?
没有！
No!
有多糟？
How bad is it?
一团糟
It's a fucking mess.
我不清楚所有细节 但我…
I don't know all the details, but I...
我们可能会失去一切
We could lose everything.
他们冻结了我们的账户！
They froze our accounts!
哇
Whoa.
拉斯怎么样？
How's Russ doing?
我不知道 不太好
I don't know. Not great.
我不知道该怎么跟他解释发生了什么
I don't know how to explain to him what's going on
因为我自己…我自己也不明白
because I... I don't understand myself.
你应该和保罗谈谈
You should talk to Paul.
是他让你来跟我谈的吗？
Did he ask you to talk to me?
这就是你跟我说话的原因？
Is that why you're talking to me?
不是！
No!
好吧 是的
OK. Yeah.
他确实让我跟你谈谈
He did ask me to talk to you.
但那不是我跟你说话的原因
But that's not why I'm talking to you.
我只是喜欢跟你说话
I just like talking to you.
你告诉保罗 我不跟他说话
You tell Paul that I'm not talking to him
是因为我一个字
because I don't believe a word
都不信他说的
that comes out of his fucking mouth.
好的 我会告诉他
OK, I'll let him know.
布兰登·卢吉安娜 不许那样做！
Brandon Lugiana, do not do that!
我一直在想你
I think about you all the time.
我知道你们是开放式关系
I know you guys are in an open relationship,
这对你来说没什么大不了的 但对我很重要
and it's not a big deal to you, but it was to me.
对我也很重要
It was for me, too.
真的？
Really?
我从没做过
I never did it.
做过什么？
Did what?
我从没和别人上过床
I never slept with anyone else.
但你和我上了
But you did with me.
是的 我上了
Yes, I did.
你当时在场
You were there.
是的 我在
Yeah, I was.
嗯哼
Mm-hmm.
好吧 酷 我得走了
OK, cool. I got to go.
好的 再见
OK, bye.
好的
OK.
♪ 耶
♪ Yeah
♪ 没有我的意式豆汤 我感觉好傻 ♪
♪ I feel so silly without my pasta e fagioli ♪
♪ 没有我的意式豆汤 我不能拥有任何人 ♪
♪ Can't have nobody without my pasta e fagioli ♪
♪ 我需要有人来舔我的意式豆汤 ♪
♪ I need somebody to lick my pasta e fagioli ♪
♪ 意式豆汤！ ♪
♪ Pasta e fagioli! ♪
哦 哇！太好喝了！
Oh, wow! It is so good!
这意式豆汤绝了
This pasta e fagioli slaps.
嗯！完美！
Mmm! It's perfecto!
谢谢
Grazie.
失陪一下？
Excuse me a minute?
- 他没事吧？- 他没事
- Is he OK? - He's fine.
他有点小忧伤
He's got the sad sads,
因为有人从未正式和他分手