He loves being a dad.
你觉得这东西多少钱?
How much you think this thing costs?
我不知道 布兰登
I don't know, Brandon.
你永远无法真正知道某样东西的价值
You never really know what something's worth
除非你让它沉下去 (双关 指投资 沉船)
until you sink it.
哦 呃 我们需要救生衣还是...
Oh, uh, do we need life jackets or...
不用 我们没事
No, we're good.
这桌子不稳
This table's wobbly.
这是爱彼迎 你还指望什么?
It's an Airbnb. What do you expect?
我指望当有人买♥♥下
I expect that when someone buys
一个建筑杰作时
an architectural masterpiece,
不会用宜家家具来填充它
they don't fill it with Ikea furniture.
我有个关于宜家的笑话
I have a joke about Ikea.
算了 铺垫太长了
Never mind. The setup takes too long.
- 等我把它买♥♥回来... - 你不会把它买♥♥回来的
- When I buy this place back... - You're not buying it back.
- 我可能会 - 你得显化它
- I might. - You gotta manifest it.
- 用什么钱?- 如果我们把钱凑一起...
- With what money? - If we pooled our money...
- 嘿!- 哦 糟了!
- Hey! - Oh, shit!
- 嘿!- 搞什么鬼?
- Hey! - What the fuck?
嘿 怎么回事?
Hey, what's going on?
你儿子刚偷了我他妈的喷气艇!
Your son just stole my fucking jet boat!
你确定是他?
You sure that's him?
我他妈当然确定是他
Yes, I'm fucking sure that's him.
他就在那儿!看!
It's him right there! Look!
那看起来不像他
That doesn't look like him.
哦我的天 我百分百保证
Oh my God, I can 100% guarantee you
那就是他们的小混♥蛋♥崽子
that is their shit cunt spawn.
嘿 别那么叫他
Hey, stop calling him that.
是啊 你儿子是个小混♥蛋♥!
Yeah, your son is a shit cunt!
不是他儿子!
Not his son!
- 混♥蛋♥!- 啊!
- Motherfucker! - Ah!
操!
Fuck!
我们... 我们该帮他们吗?
Should we... should we help them?
- 不 别管他们 - 啊 不许咬!不许咬!
- No, just leave them. - Ah, no biting! No biting!
♪ 在白日正中与我相会
♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪
♪ 让我听你说一切都好
♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪
♪ 从你的房♥间带给我南方的吻
♪ Bring me southern kisses from your room ♪
♪ 在午夜时分与我相会
♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪
♪ 让我听你说一切无恙
♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪
♪ 让我在你的香水中闻到月亮的气息
♪ Let me smell the moon in your perfume ♪
♪ 哦 神祇与岁月将升起又坠落
♪ Oh, gods and years will rise and fall ♪
♪ 而总有一些东西更多
♪ And there's always something more ♪
♪ 在交谈中迷失 我浪费时光
♪ Lost in talk, I waste my time ♪
♪ 而这一切都已被诉说
♪ And it's all been said before ♪
♪ 而在化装舞会之下更深处
♪ While further down behind the masquerade ♪
♪ 眼泪在那里
♪ The tears are there
♪ 我要求的并不多
♪ I don't ask for all that much ♪
♪ 我只想要有人在乎
♪ I just want someone to care
♪ 现在就回答
♪ Answer right now
♪ 在白日正中与我相会
♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪
♪ 让我听你说一切都好
♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪
♪ 出来吧 沐浴在灿烂阳光下
♪ Come on out beneath the shining sun ♪
♪ 在午夜时分与我相会
♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪
♪ 让我听你说一切无恙
♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪
♪ 偷偷溜出来 在星空下奔跑
♪ Sneak on out beneath the stars and run ♪
♪ 耶
♪ Yeah
♪ 哦耶 是的 是的
♪ Oh yeah, yes, yes
♪ 哦是的
♪ Oh yes
♪ 是国王与皇后
♪ It's king and queen
♪ 我们现在必须走下枝形吊灯之下
♪ And we must go down now beyond the chandelier ♪
♪ 在那里我不必说出我的心事
♪ Where I won't have to speak my mind ♪
♪ 而你也不必听见
♪ And you won't have to hear
♪ 新闻碎片与事后思绪
♪ Shreds of news and afterthoughts ♪
♪ 以及复杂的场景
♪ And complicated scenes
♪ 我们将在灯光后坚持到底
♪ We'll weather down behind the light ♪
♪ 然后如杂♥志♥般褪色
♪ And fade like magazines
♪ 时光如风飞逝 此刻无需付出
♪ Time flies like the wind, nothing to give now ♪
♪ 在白日正中与我相会
♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪
♪ 让我听你说一切都好
♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪
♪ 从你的房♥间带给我南方的吻
♪ Bring me southern kisses from your room ♪
♪ 嘿 嘿
♪ Hey, hey
♪ 在午夜时分与我相会
♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪
♪ 让我听你说一切无恙
♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪
♪ 让我在你的香水中闻到月亮的气息
♪ Let me smell the moon in your perfume ♪
♪ 哦 现在
♪ Oh, now
♪ 在白日正中与我相会
♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪
♪ 让我听你说一切都好
♪ Let me hear you say everything's OK ♪
♪ 让我看见你对我微笑
♪ Let me see you smiling back at me ♪
♪ 嘿
♪ Hey
♪ 在午夜时分与我相会
♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪
♪ 让我听你说一切无恙
♪ Let me hear you say everything's all right ♪
♪ 紧紧抱住我 爱是自♥由♥的
♪ Hold me tight and lovin', love is free ♪
♪ 哦
♪ Oh
♪ OK ♪
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