Let's just hope Jesus is as forgiving as they say, right?
哦,他会原谅的
Oh, He is.
艾德里安,处理一下地毯
Adrian, do something about this rug.
这样,就说是狗弄的,好么?
Look, just say the dog did it, okay?
在罗宾回来之前,这些都会二...
Everything else will be gone before Robin...
看起来好像是他把狗给杀了
Looks like he killed the dog.
嘿,把空调打开,他开始发臭了
Hey, crank the AC. He's starting to reek.
走,保罗,快点
Let's go, Paul, come on.
慢点,哥们
Hang in there, buddy.
哥们,你最好快点,嘿
Bro, you better hurry up, man!
我们这就回来!
We'll be back!
哥们,我的狗呢?
Where is my dog, bro?
我明白,我明白你的心情
I see it. I see the emotion,
我明白你脑子里那些邪恶的念头
and I see all that Satan shit swirling.
我现在不想听,好么? 谢谢
I don't need your shit right now, okay? Please.
我关心你我才说的,作为朋友我才会这么讲
I say it because I care. I'm just trying to be a friend.
冷静
Be calm.
天啊
Holy shit.
老天爷
Holy Moses.
你真TMD是天才,你办到了!
- You're a fucking genius. You did it!
我爱耶稣! 你懂的,对吧?
I love Jesus, too! You know that, right?
你看这个东西有多大!
Look at the size of this thing!
这简直就是一个宝箱啊!
It's like a fucking treasure chest!
来吧,宝贝,来吧
Come on, baby. Come on.
33... 19... 22...
33... 19... 22...
靠
Shit!
加油!
Come on!
33...
33...
19...
19...
22...
22...
- 你搞砸了! - 不是我的错!
- You fucked this up! - This is not my fault!
哦,我的天
Oh, man.
- 密♥码♥是多少? - 32,19,22
- What's the combo? -32, 19, 22!
喂,丹尼尔,你在哪呢?
Yo, DL, where you at, man?
让那个南斯拉夫娘们接电♥话♥. 我需要密♥码♥
Put the Yugoslav on the phone. I need the right safe combo.
不,你们最好快点回来
No, you got to get back here, man.
罗宾一会就要回家了
Robin's going to be home in a few hours.
她中午就下班
She gets off at noon.
不,我觉得了他们给的数字根本就不对!
No, I think they gave me the wrong fucking number!
- 弗兰克 - 不,她...靠
- Frank? - No, she... Shit.
喂?
Hello?
是你写错了吧
You wrote it down wrong.
你想跑? 嗯?
You gonna try to get away? Huh?
再来一针!
- There's some more!
快,起来. 我老婆要回家了
Now, come on, get up. My wife's coming home.
客厅见
See you in the living room.
别喝了! 你现在得把号♥码记下来.
Stop drinking! You've got to write the code down now.
- 我准备好了. - 好的,是多少?
- I'm ready. - All right, what's the safe combo?
让她能听到
Put the phone where she can hear.
她什么也听不到了,哥们
She can't hear nothing, man.
怎么回事?
What's the problem?
这个姥子失去知觉了,哥们
The bitch is cold, bro.
什么? 不
What? No.
她已经灵魂出窍了
Her soul has left her body.
告诉我这TMD不是真的,快点!
Tell me it's not fucking true, now!
我说,你让我给她再打点镇定剂
I mean, you told me to give her some more tranquilizer,
我打了,又打了两针
and I did, and I gave her two shots,
我想我打多了
and I think I gave her too much,
因为她TMD不能呼吸了
'cause now she's not fucking breathing.
我们之前还在跳舞享受
We were dancing and having such a good time
刚才我还和她调情,现在她却TMD死了!
and I was smacking her ass and now she's fucking dead!
你也不在这儿,哥们!
And you're not here, bro!
不,不,这不是...
No. No! Not...
拿到号♥码了么?
Did you get the code?
不! 不! 不!
No! No! No!
这没发生
This isn't happening.
这一切都没发生
This is not happening.
乔尼.吴说过,要在混乱中
Jonny Wu says it's all about seeing the humor
找到曙光,对吧? 对吧? 来,干活了!
in the chaos, right? Right? Come on! Let's bolt!
没拿到密♥码♥?
You didn't get the code?
来,我们有事要做
Let's go, we got shit to do.
告诉我密♥码♥,我准备好了
Tell me the code. I'm ready.
算了,我们没有密♥码♥,把鞋穿上
Come on. We don't have the code. Put this on.
好吧,我要这辆兰博了. 嘿,你想要那条狗么
Yeah, I got the Lambo. Hey, you want that dog?
要是纯种的话,那条约克夏可值1250美元呢
That Yorkshire's about $1,250 if it's a purebred.
你好啊
Hey.
靠,尸体还是要处理一下
Shit, we've got to get something for the bodies.
喂,小伙计
Hey, little buddy.
你饿么?
You hungry'?
快点,快点!
Come on, come on!
好小伙子
What a little boy.
我喜欢紫色
I love purple.
开死人的车可不明智啊
It's not smart taking a dead man's car.
一点也不
Not smart at all.
哦,靠. 哦,不!
Oh, shit! Oh, no!
靠! 哦,她饶不了我!
Shit! Oh, she's going to kill me!
哦,靠.
Oh, shit.
我的狗丢了
Lost my dog.
你得慢点!
You've got to slow down!
你把她颠出来了!
You're tipping her over!
我开得不快,我都没超速
I'm not driving too fast. I'm following the fucking speed limit.
我的地毯上现在有48个洞!
I got 48 holes in my carpet!
后面臭死了
It smells awful back here.
你看,我想把事办得漂亮点
See, I'm dealing with shit on a whole other level.
你们别说做了,理解都不理解不了
Y'all can't even fathom the level that I'm on.
你能不让我紧张了么? 这有警♥察♥
You're making me nervous, okay! There are cops ahead.
哥几个,饶了我吧! 我开车呢!
Come on, guys! I'm concentrating!
我觉得我要吐了
I think I'm going to be sick.
你个大蠢蛋! 哪儿那么多抱怨!
For a big fucker, you complain a lot!
我怎么跟我老婆说?
What am I going to tell my wife?
随便撒个谎
Just fucking lie.
恶心…
Sick.
我终于沾地了
I booted.
保罗,你真TMD恶心
Paul, you're fucking disgusting.
鲁宾? 过来,是你么?
Reuben'? Come here. Is that you?
你干什么呢? 你怎么了?
What are you doing? What happened to you?
保罗,我们有事要做,你躲在这儿千什么呢?
Paul, we got a job to do, are you up here hiding?
我需要下楼去,好么?
I need you downstairs, okay?
我需要你看好这里
I need you to secure and maintain a profile.
我和艾德里安要去 家得宝(家居建材用品零售商)
Me and Adrian are going to Home Depot
买♥♥点东西,走吧,快点
to get what we need. Let's go, come on.
我可不要在这儿和两具尸体呆在一块
I am not staying here alone with those two dead bodies.
我害怕
I will freak out.
你“不要”是什么意思? 这原本就是你的主意
What do you mean "no"? This was your idea.
你要是想把事情解决
You want to get out of this,
最好学会负起责任
you better learn to take responsibility.
别像个废物似的. 你早晚会后悔的
Don't be a don't-er. You'll regret it.
我已经后悔了
I already regret it.
我找警♥察♥
Get me the police.
劫后总有余生
There is life after death.
我确定
Of that, I am sure.
不过,我还知道,死人不需要什么财物了
But I'm also pretty sure dead people no longer need their stuff.
但我需要
And I did.
哦
Oh!
- 我想想,清洁用品 - 搞定
- All right, cleaning supplies. - Check.
格里加先生,格里加太太,你好? 肖邦?
Mr. and Mrs. Griga, how are you? Chopin?
嗨,小宝贝,我在这儿呢!
Hello, little baby, I'm here.
肖邦?
- Chopin?
我们得把他们洗干净,剁碎了
We're gonna clean them, chop them,
放进桶里. 就在这
put them in buckets. Right here.
用碱液分解掉
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