These guys are still out there
他们一定会再犯事的
and they're gonna get hungry again.
你应该把他们逮住
You should get on it.
教授与学员间的信任是神圣的
Trust between a trainer and his client
就像二牧师或是律师那样的感觉
is sacred, like with priests and lawyers.
背叛了它,就如同背叛了我所有的信仰
To betray that is to betray everything I believe in
好比背叛了健身,好比背叛了美国
regarding fitness and America.
嘿
Hey!
那儿有个白人妇女
There's a white lady in there
正在做樱桃馅饼,看起来不错
making a really nice cherry pie.
我喜欢樱桃馅饼
I love cherry pies.
警♥察♥
Cops.
什么? 为什么这儿会有警♥察♥?
What? Why are the police here?
有人报♥警♥说在他们的院子里有黑鬼
Somebody called them on a black guy in their yard!
你觉得他们干什么呢?
What do you think they're doing here?
- 现在怎么办? - 我们
- Now what? - Well, we can either
要么从前面走出,要么跳进这该死的水里
walk out front or we can jump in the fucking water.
我不会游泳!
I can't swim!
谢谢,伙计们,非常感谢
Thanks, guys! Appreciate it.
好了,快点,快点!
All right. Come on, come on!
任务中止,任务中止,任务中止!
Mission abort, mission abort, mission abort!
你的背部怎么样了?
How's your back?
我一把老骨头还好
The old back's fine.
不过,车发动不了了
Car wouldn't start, though.
你得修一修了,那是个老爷车了
You've got to get rid of that, it's an old-man car.
哦,克肖先生打来电♥话♥了
So Mr. Kershaw called.
他说:“你就是这么保护我的?”
He said, "This is how you protect me,
“你个狗♥娘♥养♥的”
"you pussy son of a bitch?
“该死的暴徒来杀我”
"Fucking thugs come to murder me
“而你TMD在哪呢?”
"and where the fuck are you?"
他还留了一个地址
And then he left an address.
维克多!
Victor!
永远别给那些家伙打电♥话♥!
Never call bad guys!
尤其是那帮想杀你的人!
Especially the ones who are trying to kill you!
你事到如今就说这些?
You're gonna give me shit about that right now?
我要把你带回家,好好打理一下你
I'm gonna take you home. Clean you up.
能递给我一个面包么,谢谢?
Would you pass me a roll, please?
当然
Sure.
这儿有好多小树啊
You have some tiny trees.
这算是我的一个爱好吧
That's sort of my hobby.
哦
Oh.
哦,靠!
Oh! Shit!
来,我帮你
Here, let me help you.
没事,我能行,我能行
No, I can do it. I can do it.
行了,我来吧
Come on, let me help.
- 我… 我… - 埃杜!
I... Ed;
- 额! - 搞定了
- Mmm! - There you go.
人要为尊严而战!
Every man needs to fight for his dignity.
我有条船
I have a boat.
我有条船
I have a boat.
当然
Sure you do.
别空想 去实干 行动起来就会和吴一样成功
Don't don't, do do, nut up and be like Wu.
我受够乔尼.吴 了
I was so sick of Jonny Wu.
如果说,我这几个月懂得了什么
If! had learned anything these past few months
除了公♥证♥人是干什么的
besides what a fucking notary does,
就是如果你不重视细节
it's that if you don't pay attention to details,
那么别人就会找上你,盯着你
they can come up and bite you in the ass.
或者,更过分的,雇侦探调查你
Or worse, they hire detectives.
去你妹的 这是我的房♥子
Fuck this Beaver Cleaver shit. And this nice house.
我绝不回头
But I'm not going backwards.
三步计划现在只不过需要再增加一步而已
So the three-finger plan just needs another finger.
然后,怎么办呢?
So, what?
嘿,保罗,是我. 我希望你去接艾德里安
Hey, Paul, it's me. I want you to pick up Adrian.
我们准备对你那个色情小王子下手了
We're gonna move on your porn king.
上钩了
Dibs.
先生,最近怎么样?
How are you, sir?
- 挺好的,你呢? - 不错
- Good. How you doing? - Excellent.
好的,请把门关上.
Yeah. Shut the door, please.
来吧,谈谈我们的计划. 来,伙计们
Now, come on, let's do the show-and-tell. Come on, boy.
下一张
Next.
依照最近的普查,印度就有10亿的人口
India alone has a billion people as of the last census.
10亿人口,20亿只耳朵
One billion people, two billion ears.
现在,AT&T(美国电♥话♥公♥司♥)垄断了这些耳朵
And until now, AT&T has had a lock on all of them.
下面是我们要做的
Take a look at our flow chart.
这个人,是原始的印第安人
See this guy, this is a woo-woo Indian.
他们不是我们的目标
We're not going after them.
我们的目标是那些脸上点红点的,甘地那个种族的
We want the red dots, the Gandhi kind.
这些是日本人
Those are Japanese.
那是第二阶段
That's phase two.
我们要做成全球化的,知道么?
We're going multi-continental on this thing, okay.
将建立一个巨型的产业
This is a huge organization.
对不起,老板
Sorry, boss.
- 婚礼照片,抱歉 - 额...你玩我呢?
- Wedding pictures, sorry. - Ugh, you're killing me.
好了
Here we go.
印度通讯市场的份额
Percentage of Indian telecommunication market.
我保证. 你一旦进入的话 我们就可以占领市场
We own it, we guarantee it. You're in ground-floor entry.
砰!业绩直线飙升!下一张
Boom, skyrocket. Next.
费兰克
Frankie!
肖邦,停下来!
Chopin, stop!
噢!
Ow!
来,见见我的朋友,显示显示你的傲人双峰
Come here. Meet my friends. Show them your tits.
看,喜欢么?
Look, you like them?
哦?
Huh?
我让大夫又多打了500cc进去
Mad the doctor put 'm an extra 500 eds.
- 像果冻似的 - 刚做的
- Like Jell-O. - They're new.
真厉害了. 你同意么?
Impressive. Are you in?
印度也玩电♥话♥性♥爱♥么?
Do they have phone sex in India?
她是我的公♥司♥里最棒的
Because she's the best dirty talker in the business.
来,呻♥吟♥几句
Come on, give us a few moans.
继续,就是这样
-- Come on, that's it.
不错
Nice.
好,那么,最低投资多少?
All right, so what's the minimum investment?
50万
500,000.
- 他是你的司机? - 也是合伙人
-Isn't he your limo driver? - And partner.
就是合伙人
He is a full-fledged partner.
- 我是不是见过你… - 是的
- Did I meet you at the... - You did.
- 你是那个信耶稣的 - 对,是我
- You're the Jesus guy. - I am.
最多能投多少?
What's the maximum investment?
有些人一次就放弃了
Some people wouldn't try it again.
有些人中途便退出了
Some people would say quit while you're ahead.
嗯,有些人就是二货
Well, some people are pussies.
像弗兰克.格里加这样的人不会放弃的
Guys like Frank Griga don't quit.
他们会忍♥气吞声
They take it on the chin,
吸取教训,双倍下注,投入其中
learn from their mistakes, double down and do it.
我们计划周密,我们手段高超
Our plan was solid. Our skills were cutting edge.
我们只需要抓住成功的机会
We just needed to put ourselves in a position to succeed.
机会就在艾德里安家中
And that position was Adrian's house.
看起来好甜蜜啊
You guys look so sweet.
没错
Yeah.
你夫人现在在哪?
Where's your wife now?
今晚她在急诊室加班呢
She's pulling a double in the ER tonight.
你看起来不错
You look nice.
谢谢,哥们. 她体格不小,你可应付不来
Thanks, man. She's a big girl, you can't handle it.
- 嘿,你知道我们需要什么么? - 嗯?
- Hey, you know what we need? - Mmm?
音乐! 对吧?
Some music! Right?
你怎么看,我们去别的房♥间
So what do you think, we go in the other room
- 谈我们的生意? - 好,好的. 就这么办
-and talk a little business? - Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
开始派对吧!
Let's get this party started!
最 棒 的 歌♥ !
Best song ever!
给他们看看你是怎么晃的,宝贝
Show them how you can shake it up, baby.
- 哦,哦 - 老兄,别碰那新隆好的胸
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