我很强壮!
I'm strong!
我是个大块头!
I'm big!
我很性感!
I'm hot!
我是个大块头!
I'm big!
靠!
Fuck!
见鬼!
Shit!
嗨 你要去哪儿?
Hey, where you going?
我叫丹尼尔.卢戈
My name is Daniel Lugo.
我热爱健身
And I believe in fitness.
接下来你们将看到的一系列事件
ED". The events you are about to see took place
1994年10月至1995年6月间 发生在加利福尼亚州 迈阿密的
in Miami, Florida, between October 1994 and June '95.
不幸的是 这是个真实的故事
Unfortunately, this is a true story.
刚出生时我们都一样
We all start out equal,
贫弱的血液 瘦弱的肌肉
little blobs of blood and muscle.
但却蕴含着无限的潜能
It's a setup of awesome potential.
可大多数人却从不会开♥发♥这种潜能
Most people never develop that potential.
但一开始我就知道我和他们不同
- I knew early on I was not most people.
就是那样 就是那样! 很棒!
There you go. There you go! Yes!
大块头 加油! 宝贝 加油锻炼!
Come on, big man. Work it, baby. Come on!
动起来!
Let's go!
因为如果你愿意努力
Because if you're willing to do the work,
你终将得到收获
you can have anything.
这就是为什么美国可以这么强大的原因
That's what makes the US of A great.
一开始时
When it started,
美国只是 几个贫弱的殖民地的联邦
America was just a handful of scrawny colonies.
而现在 成了这个星球上最霸气外露的帝国
Now, it's the most buff, pumped-up country on the planet.
这很励志
- That's pretty rad.
怎么样?
That's it?
- 得再加把劲 - 我靠
- Work harder. - Shit!
- 噢! 艾德里安又在打药了! - 没错 DL !
- Oh! Adrian's on the juice! - Word up, DL!
很多人说 他们希望看上去能更帅或更靓些
Most people say they want to look better.
但不是每个人都愿意付出一切来实现这个目标
Not everyone is willing to do whatever it takes to achieve it.
我心中的英雄 全都是自食其力的
All of my heroes are self-made.
比如教父电影中的洛基 煞面疤星
Rocky, Scarf ace, all the guys from The Godfather.
他们都是白手起家 最终取得成功
They all started out with nothing and built their way to perfection.
证明你自己的方式 就是让你自己变得更强
The way to prove yourself is to better yourself.
这就是美国梦
That's the American dream.
我毫不同情那些挥霍自己天赋的人
I have no sympathy for people who squander their gifts.
这可真令人厌恶
It's sickening.
更令人厌恶的 是没有爱国心
It's worse than sickening. It's unpatriotic.
今天玩得真开心
Greatest day of my life.
该死的阿诺德·施瓦辛格 这个姿势差不多吧?
Arnold-fucking-Schwarzenegger, am I right?
我从不做太多健身 虽然我知道这很重要
I was never a big fitness guy. I know it's important,
但你知道么? 我不喜欢这些重物的真正原因
but you know what I really don't like about weights?
什么原因?
What's that?
他们实在是太沉了!
They're so heavy!
对吧?
Am I right?
你能举起这个么?
Can you lift this?
你可能意识到 我以指导别人为生
I spot people for a living, when you get right down to it.
在客户锻炼时 提供保护
Gives the client security and a little extra help
并帮助他们更努力地锻炼
to push themselves harder.
你知道么 对我来说 一艘运烟船是毒贩必备的
To me, a cigarette boat was a thing drug dealers had, you know?
虽然花了很大一笔钱 但最后我们还是搞到了一艘
But we got it anyway. Cost a fortune.
起了个小狗Luv的名字 L-U-V
Named her Puppy Luv. L-U-V. But when I'm out on it,
但直到我登上船的那天 我都没有意识到
depending on the day, I either fantasize
我就是个躲避DEA(禁药取缔机构)的毒品走私贩
I'm a drug smuggler eluding the DEA,
或者说 我是个被DEA追捕的毒品走私贩
or I'm the DEA chasing after a drug smuggler.
现在 我在这儿努力锻炼成头种马
I'm turning into a stud here.
你有做过什么锻炼么?
You get any exercise currently?
额..做♥爱♥算么?
Eh... Besides shtupping?
我有个价值300万的豪♥宅♥ 旁边就有个私人的慢跑道
I got a three mil McMansion next to a private jogging path,
但那儿全是同性恋和家庭主妇
but it's all homos and housewives.
那你就成天宅家里?
You spend most of your day at a desk?
你知道机场那儿有家斯乐斯基餐厅么?
You know that Schlotzsky's Deli near the airport'?
就是我经营的
That's mine.
开玩笑的吧? 我可喜欢那家了
NO kidding? Oh, I like that place.
我从不开玩笑的 尤杜
I never kid, Yudo.
- 我叫卢戈 - 恩
- Lugo. - Yeah.
卢戈 我们经营很好吃的三明治
We make a nice sandwich, Lugy.
你有试过我们的烘烤牛排和奶酪么?
You ever try our oven-toasted roast beef and cheese?
- 它们甚至能勾引起一个厌食者的食欲 - 你还有什么生意?
- Give an anorexic an appetite. - What else do you do?
炒炒股票 做做房♥地♥产♥
Do some stock trading, real estate.
养了几只赛犬
Own a few greyhounds for racing.
但出于一些疯狂的原因 我最引以为豪的还是三明治
But for some crazy reason, I'm proudest of the sandwiches.
我在家雇了一个性格火♥辣♥的古巴管家
I hang at the house. Got a hot Cuban housekeeper
她做华夫饼时甚至都不需要加枫糖浆
makes a waffle don't even need maple syrup.
丹尼斯 我是靠自己双手取得成功的
I'm a self-made man, Dennis.
我的成功可以说 就是赚了很大一笔钱
And my self is not ashamed to say it's made a lot of money.
或许你的成功也来自于那份沙拉
Maybe your self ought to spend some of it on a salad.
你知道谁发明了沙拉么?
You know who invented salad?
是穷♥人♥
Poor people.
事情的起源 是因为我觉得是时候要更加努力
This all began because it was time to push myself harder.
来取得最大的成功
To maximize results.
我受够了客户这样摸我的头
And I was tired of clients petting me.
该死 不然我就得穿着这运动服
Shit, otherwise I was looking at another 40 years
再工作40年
of wearing sweatpants to work.
就是这样 他在电♥话♥里就把我甩了
And that was it! He just dumped me by phone.
这还真是冷漠
That's cold!
这会让你质疑整段感情
It makes you question the whole relationship.
你给自己设置了远大的目标 想要超过大家
You set high goals for yourself and nail every one.
但是在自我改变中最难的事情
But the hardest thing about changing yourself
就是改变其他人看待你的方式
is changing how other people see you.
当一个私人教练就是这样 私人教练
Being a personal trainer is just that. Personal.
坦白的说
I'm not going to lie.
当客户和你想的不一样时
When a client doesn't feel the same way,
会觉得很伤心
it hurts.
接下来干嘛?
What next?
额 如果你想的话
Well, I mean, if you wanted,
我觉得 我们去喝一杯
you know, if it seems like it would be fun to you,
或许会挺有意思的
maybe we could go for a drink
或者一起去吃晚饭 喝点咖啡饮料什么的
or a dinner or a coffee or water.
我其实是问 接下来该做什么锻炼了
I meant what exercise is next.
这可真TMD操蛋
ll' really fucking hurts.
哈哈 我知道的 我不过是在开玩笑 来吧!
I know that! I was joking. Come on!
丹尼尔! 我看到你又有新客户了
Daniel! I see you got some new meat.
约翰 我之前怎么说的?
What have I always said, John?
想带来回头客的关键..
The key to repeat business...
就是新生意 如果没有肌肉男 你没法建立起一个健身圣地
ls new business. You cannot build a muscle mecca without muscle.
恩 我想把这儿改造成
Well, I want to turn this place
一个国际性的知名圣地
into an internationally renowned mecca.
- 你能负重多少? - 400磅
- What do you bench? -400.
- 几次深蹲? - 大概五次
- Squat? - More like five.
为什么我需要雇佣你呢?
Why should I hire you?
老板 你有很多年老一些的会员
You have a lot of elderly members, sir.
我想给这儿带来新鲜血液
I want to pump some new blood into this place.
水池太平静了
That pool's a very slippery surface
那些老女人带着浴帽
and that elderly woman with the shower cap,
看起来就好像随时会在泳池里死去(健身俱乐部死气沉沉)
she looks like she's going to croak right there in the pool, sir.
而新鲜会员 可以给你带来大量的收入
And Gold's is going to crush you.
如果三个月内 我不能让这儿的会员数翻三倍 那我主动辞职
If I don't triple your membership in three months, I will quit.
三个月内翻三番 你还真是有野心
Triple it in three months. That's pretty ambitious.
老板 我读过很多传记
I read a lot of biographies, sir.
那些伟人的共同点
And the one thing that unites great men
就是总能超越自己
is their reach always exceeds their grasp.
还有件事..我最近在法律上遇到点麻烦事儿
One thing... I recently had some trouble with the law.
他们称佛罗里达州为 上帝的休息室
They call Florida "God's waiting room,"
所有那些半死不活的退休市民
all the half-dead senior citizens
都在这沙滩上晒太阳
turning brown on the beach.
该死的 要是你问我 这话什么意思
Shit, you ask me, that's kind of mean.
我可是很喜欢老人 他们都很慷慨大方
I like older people. They're very generous.
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