圣诞快乐，泰德·库珀（2025）

Mm-hmm.
你高中时一点都没变
You know, you haven't
changed a bit from high school.
有那么糟吗
That bad, huh?
一点也不 我只是
Not at all... I just...
我是说 你还是有一样的
I mean, you have the same...
你知道的
You know.
和课堂上一样无忧无虑的性格
Carefree disposition
as you did in class.
好吧 说得好 我接受这个说法 是啊
Okay, yeah. Great recovery.
I can go with that. Yeah.
你呢 你看起来没变
What about you?
You look the same.
只是少了些情绪朋克风格的 T 恤
Albeit with fewer
emo punk t-shirts.
是啊
True.
呃
Uh...
但我感觉不一样了
But I feel different.
怎么不一样了
How so?
给我讲讲现在的霍普吧
Give me the crash course
in Hope.
说说你现在和高中时
Five things that are
different about you now
不一样的五件事
from when you were
in high school.
哦 五件事 - 嗯嗯
Oh, five things.
Mm-hmm.
你也可以趁机打乱我的节奏
Feel free to let it, like,
throw you off your game, too.
好 好吧 霍普不一样的五件事
Right. Yeah, okay. Five things
that are different about Hope.
首先 我
Well, for one, I...
现在会说三种不同的语言了
I speak three different
languages now.
哇 好厉害
Wow. Okay.
哦 我会自己做拉面了
Oh, I make my own ramen.
而且我很喜欢
And I really enjoy
浪漫小说的有声书
audio books of romance novels.
好 是什么类型的 呃
Okay, what kind of, uh...
尺度呢
spice level are we talking here?
通常我只看 PG-13 级的 但最近我
Well, normally I stick to
a PG 13, but recently I have--
我 我是说拉面
I... I meant the ramen.
好 我很喜欢密室逃脱 而且
Okay. I am a sucker
for an escape room, and...
我在医学院时经常玩飞镖
I played a lot of darts
in med school.
看到了吗 - 看到了
Did you see that?
Yeah.
高中时的霍普
Really feel like Hope
from high school
可能会让我赢一次
would've let me win one.
现在有点想念她了
Kinda missing her right now.
哇
Wow.
果然 开心的时光总是过得很快
I guess time flies
when you're having fun.
是啊
It does.
嘿 我在想
Hey, I was thinking...
既然
since...
你要报道这个筹款活动
you know, you're covering
the fundraiser.
嗯 你明天愿意来医院吗 我可以
Um, would you like to come by
the hospital tomorrow and I can
带你了解一下你要筹款的项目
walk you through what
you're raising money for?
好啊 好啊 那太好了
Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.
好 这是一个 呃
Okay. It's a, uh...
这是一个
It's a...
呃 一个约定
uh... an appointment.
是一个约定
It's an appointment.
是啊
Yeah.
听起来不错
Sounds good.
晚安 泰德
Good night, Ted.
晚安 霍普
'Night, Hope.
哦 不
Oh, no.
不
No!
拜托
Come on.
我该怎么办 我该怎么办
What do I do? What do I do?
好 好吧
Yes. Okay.
好
Yup.
找到了
There we go.
你在哪儿
Where are you?
哦 我找到你了
Oh... I found you.
你在这儿
There you are.
嘿 伙计们
Hey, fellas.
不 我不想起诉
No, I don't wanna
press charges.
他是我弟弟
He's my brother.
抱歉 女士 我们无法确认他是你的家人
Sorry, ma'am. We couldn't
confirm he was family.
叫库珀的人太多了
A lot of Coopers out there.
好吧
Okay.
不知道大牢会把他变成什么样
I wonder how the big house
has changed him.
我们马上带他出来
We'll bring him right out.
正是国宝级人物本人
None other than
National Treasure himself,
马克・哈蒙
Mark Harmon.
你敢信吗
Can you believe that?
那家伙连身上的味道都很帅气
Dude even smelled handsome.
真不知道怎么做到的
I don't know how it's possible.
哦 睡衣真好看
Ooh! Nice PJs.
谢谢
Thank you.
真勇敢
Brave.
这不好笑
That's not funny.
大家圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas everybody!
圣诞快乐 泰德 - 圣诞快乐 泰德
Merry Christmas, Ted.
Merry Christmas, Ted.
做家里的宠儿已经够难了 现在我还要
It's hard enough being
the favorite, but now I have
告诉爸爸 他的小儿子被捕了
the pleasure of telling Dad
his baby boy got arrested.
家庭通讯已经发出去了吗
Has the family newsletter
gone out yet?
你最讨厌了
You're the worst.
但也是最好的
And also the best.
谢谢你保释我出来
Thanks for bailing me out.
我只是说 说到遗产继承
All I'm saying is when
it comes to inheritance,
他们会把犯罪记录这种事考虑进去的
they take things like
a criminal record into account.
按这个标准 你可能应该解雇我
By that standard,
you should probably fire me
不让我宣传邀请赛了
from promoting the Invitational.
你说得有道理
You have a good point.
我是说 我把所有活动的宣传
I mean, I did give the promos
to all of my events
都交给了世界上最倒霉的人
to the unluckiest guy
in the world.
要是我没接电♥话♥怎么办
What if I didn't
pick up my phone?
是啊 但你接了
Yeah, but you did.
而且除了短暂的监禁
And outside of some
light incarceration,
我今天过得很开心
I had a great day.
我和露丝还有她的徒步小组一起玩了
I hung out with Ruth
and her walking crew.
买♥♥了很多衣服
I got a bunch of clothes.
和霍普一起吃了晚饭
I had dinner with Hope.
你和霍普约会了
You went out with Hope?
嗯 我 不 不 我没有和霍普约会
Well, I did-- no, no.
I didn't go out with Hope.
就是 我和霍普在一起 而且
Like, I was with Hope, and...
我们在外面
We were out.
别激动 好吗 就是友好的聚会
Cool your jets, all right.
It was a friendly hang.
但我明天要见她
But I am seeing her tomorrow.
她要告诉我新儿童病房♥的事
She's gonna tell me all about
the new children's wing.
我觉得这对宣传有好处
I figured it'd be
good for the promos.