圣诞快乐，泰德·库珀（2025）

递一下 - 来了
Feeding.
Feeding.
递一下 递一下
Feeding. Feeding.
我们去装饰圣诞树吧
Let's go decorate a tree.
♪ 我愿意为你付出一切 ♪
♪ Nothing I wouldn't do
♪ 请让我的愿望成真 ♪
♪ Please make
my wish come true ♪
♪ 礼物有九十九件 ♪
♪ Got 99 presents
♪ 但我只想要你 ♪
♪ But I only want you
♪ 礼物有九十九件 ♪
♪ Got 99 presents
♪ 但我只想要你 ♪
♪ But I only want you
我闻到什么味道了
What do I smell?
是糖霜和焦虑的味道吗
Is that frosting and anxiety?
今晚有服装派对 我还有七千件事
The costume party is tonight
and I have 7,000 things
要做呢
I need to do.
我能帮你什么
How can I help?
真高兴你这么问
I'm so glad you asked.
你可以给霍普打电♥话♥ 邀请她来派对
You can call Hope and
invite her to the party.
她希望你约她出去
She wants you to ask her out.
你怎么知道
How do you know?
因为她喜欢你啊
Because she likes you.
你这么觉得
You think so?
我确实挺讨人喜欢的
I am pretty likable.
打电♥话♥给她
Call her.
哎哟
Ouch.
聊了挺久啊
That was a long conversation.
嗯
Hmm?
是啊 呼 她 呃 还挺能聊的
Yeah, whew, she is, uh...
quite the chatterbox.
她说她 呃 要看下班时间
She said she's, um, gonna see
what time she gets off work
尽量过来
and try to come.
怎么了
What's wrong?
没什么
Nothing's wrong.
你在出汗呢
You're sweating.
我热
I'm warm.
外面才 30 华氏度（约 - 1℃）
It's 30 degrees out.
凯特 我是运动员 火力旺
I'm an athlete, Kate,
I run hot.
凯特 我是运动员 所以火力旺
I'm an athlete, Kate,
so I run hot.
真是个不老实的弟弟
Shady, shady brother.
别转到语♥音♥信箱 别转到语♥音♥信箱 别转
No voicemail, no voicemail,
no voice...
嘿 怎么了 霍普
Hey. What's up, Hope?
我是泰德
It's Ted.
库珀
Cooper.
高中同学 还有
From high school and...
这周早些时候见过
earlier this week.
还有你的梦中情人 不是
And your dreams. Nope.
嘿 怎么了 泰德 我是霍普
Hey, what's up, Ted?
It's Hope.
不行 拜托 正常点
Nope. Come on, be a human.
不 不 不 不 不
No, no, no, no, no.
嗨 姑娘 我是你伙计 TC 呃 恶心
'Sup, girl?
It's your boy, TC... eww.
不 不行
No, no.
你可以的 你可以的 放轻松 放轻松
You got this. You got this!
Easy breezy, easy breezy.
嘿 怎么了
Hey, what's up?
哦 不
Oh, no.
拜托
Come on!
嗨 霍普 我是凯特・库珀
Hi, Hope.
This is Kate Cooper.
♪
♪
♪ 圣诞节这天我从未如此开心 ♪
♪ I've never had
so much fun ♪
♪ 从未有过这样的体验 ♪
♪ on Christmas Day
♪ 从未见过这样的庆祝方式 ♪
♪ never seen it done
this way... ♪
霍普
Hope!
嘿 哇
Hey! Wow.
斯克鲁奇的服装真赞
Awesome Scrooge costume.
你说这是服装
Costume you say?
我一路过来都在弄这个
I worked on that
the whole... whole way here.
真佩服你全程保持角色状态 呃
I love that you
arrived in character, uh...
但你现在来干嘛
But why are you here right now?
凯特给我打电♥话♥了
Kate called me.
她说有服装派对
She said there was
a costume party.
我必须来啊
I had to come.
哦
Oh!
是吗
Did she?
是啊 好吧 那 那太好了
Yeah. Okay.
Well, that's... that's great.
只是 呃 派对还有一个小时才开始
No, it's just that the...
uh, the party doesn't start
for another hour.
哦
Oh...
呃 我以为你说 6 点
Uh... I thought you said 6:00.
嗯 我说了吗
Huh? I did?
哦 我 我以为我说的是 7 点
Oh, I... I thought I said 7:00.
我可不这么认为
I don't think so.
哦 非常抱歉 我 我本来是说 7 点的
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I, uh, I meant 7:00.
哎呀
Oops.
哎呀
Oops.
继续忙吧 - 嗯
Carry on.
Uh-huh.
是啊 她
Yeah. Her...
进来吧 女士
Come on in, milady.
呃
Uh...
我后悔用这个口音了
I regret the accent.
不 我 我佩服你的投入
No, I... I respected
the commitment.
能给我几分钟吗
Will you give me a minute?
我得跟凯特快速说几句
I have to talk to
Kate real quick.
快去 快去 - 哎哟
Go, go, go...
Ow!
怎么了 - 你在干嘛
What?
What are you doing?
你根本没邀请她来派对
You didn't invite her
to the party.
你怎么知道
How do you know that?
因为我看到你给她留了
Because I saw
the screen footage
无数条留言的画面
of you leaving her
a thousand messages.
这侵犯隐私了
That is an invasion of privacy.
你偏偏选了
You pick the one place
on the entire property
摄像头正对着的地方
that's right in front
of the camera.
泰德 我看到的画面
And what I saw, Ted...
真是不忍♥直视
it was bone-chilling.
就像看慢动作的车祸现场
It was like watching a car
accident in slow motion.
我慌了 我不知道说什么
I froze up!
I didn't know what to say.
因为你喜欢她啊
It's because you like her.
哦 我当然喜欢她
Oh, of course I like her!
凯特 你没见过她吗
Have you seen her? Kate.
她聪明 风趣 还漂亮
She's smart and funny
and beautiful.
还特别会跟孩子相处
And she's great with kids.
你为什么这么卖♥♥力撮合我们
Why are you trying so hard
to set us up?
因为我是你姐姐 我爱你
Because I am your sister,
and I love you,
我希望你幸福
and I want you to be happy!
好吧 我也爱你
Fine. I love you, too.
出去吧
Get out there.
嘿 - 嗨
Hey.
Hi.