圣诞快乐，泰德·库珀（2025）

Merry Christmas Ted Cooper

Part 18 Nov. 20, 2025, 7:24 a.m.

是啊我也是
Yeah. Me too.
上次我这么勇敢地挤人群还是去看 “时代之旅” 巡演
Last time I braved the crowd
like this was the Eras tour.
你去看 “时代之旅” 巡演了
You went to the Eras tour?
哦我可不会错过
Oh, I wouldn't have missed it.
哦
Oh.
好吧嗨
Well. Hi.
我是西德妮
I'm Sydney.
布兰登
Brandon.
嗨 - 嗨
Hi.
Hi.
再看看还有谁对你
Let's see, who else?
Yes, you.
你喜欢圣诞节的什么
What is it that you love
about Christmas?
哦我喜欢圣诞节是因为有礼物
Oh, I like Christmas
because of the presents.
还有爷爷奶奶会来镇上
And my Grandma and Grandpa
come to town.
还因为我喜欢礼物
And because I like presents.
我觉得你把 “礼物” 说两遍了
I think you said
presents twice.
我喜欢礼物
I like presents.
看得出来
I see you do.
好吧希望你今年能得到所有想要的
Well, I hope you get everything
you hope for this year.
还有谁
Who else?
女士
Ma'am.
你呢
How about you?
对就是你
Yes. You.
哦不 - 哦来吧
Oh, no.
Oh, come on,
别害羞
Don't be shy.
来吧
Come on.
嗨呃 - 嘿
Hi. Uh...
Hey.
你今年圣诞节希望得到什么
What is it that you are
hoping for this Christmas?
嗯
Um...
世界和平 - 嗯嗯
World peace.
Mmhmm, mmhmm.
这确实是个好愿望
It seems like a... a good one.
当然 - 嗯
Sure.
Um...
还希望嗯你知道的
A, uh... you know...
goodwill to everyone.
是啊
Yeah.
这是理所当然的 - 是啊
Goes without saying.
Yeah.
还有嗯
And, um...
或许能有一次不直播的对话
Maybe a conversation
that's not on-air.
好吧呃看来现在是时候
Well, it, uh... sounds like
the perfect time
把画面切回演播室了肯
to throw it back to you
in the studio, Ken.
收工
And we're clear.
嗨 - 嗨
Hi.
Hi.
见到你真好我能先说吗
Oh, it's good to see you.
Can I go first?
我知道我总是很乐观
I'm aware that I am
chronically optimistic
面对任何情况都往好处想
and that I brightside
every situation.
但我也会难过也会生气
But I do get sad,
and I do get angry.
我可以学着更好地表达这些情绪
And I can do better
at showing that.
而且你是对的
And you were right.
我没有足够地为自己争取
I don't advocate for myself
or fight for what I want
也没有尽全力去追求自己想要的
nearly as much as
I could or should.
但我可以做得更好
But I can do better.
而且我我我会
And I... I... I will...
做得更好
do better.
就从你开始
Starting with you.
我接受了布法罗的工作
I took the job in Buffalo.
真的吗
You did?
嗯
Yeah.
这是个很棒的机会而且
It's a great opportunity
and, um...
刚好离我喜欢的女孩更近了
happens to be much closer
to the girl I like.
真是好消息
That's good news.
是吗 - 嗯
Yeah?
Yeah.
康宁的制片人怎么说
What did your producers
in Corning say?
不知道
I don't know.
我没问
I didn't ask.
【现场制片人：
倒计时三秒…
两秒… 一秒。
我们开开始直播了
We're li-- we're live.
我泰德
We're... Ted!
泰德我们在直播呢
Ted, we're live!
嘿我是泰德来吧
Hey! It's Ted. Come on.
哦我的天
Oh, my God!
肯跟我赌一万比一的赔率！
Ken gave me odds
of 10,000 to one!
我发财了
I'm rich!
♪ 槲寄生悬挂着 ♪
♪ Mistletoe hanging
我得把我的船卖♥♥了
I'm gonna have to sell my boat.
♪ 家人团聚一堂 ♪
♪ family is gathering
泰德
Ted!
泰德我们在直播！
Ted, we're live!
哇哦
Whoo!
哦
Oh.
是啊
Yeah.
有史以来最棒的圣诞节
Best Christmas ever.
如果你们还没行动请考虑捐款
If you haven't already done so,
please consider donating
给拉卡万纳儿童医院
to the Lackawanna
Children's Hospital.
这个假期没有比这更有意义的事了
I can't think of
a more worthy cause
this holiday season.
从拉卡万纳现场发回报道我是泰德・胡珀
From Lackawanna, I'm Ted Hooper.
不我不是
No, I'm not.
一吻让我慌神了
Kiss got me flustered.
从拉卡万纳现场发回报道我是泰德・库珀
From Lackawanna, I'm Ted Cooper.
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas.
收工
And we're clear.
说实话谢天谢地
Honestly,
thank goodness.
这对我来说也是职业生涯头一遭
That was a...
professional first for me.
嗯
Well...
看来我的圣诞坏运气终于过去了
Guess my Christmas bad luck
is finally behind me.
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