圣诞快乐，泰德·库珀（2025）

Sounds like your Christmas
luck hasn't changed.
肯 这海盗笑话真无聊
Lazy pirate humor, Ken.
现在还完全有时间
And it's still plenty
of time for this to be
成为有史以来最棒的圣诞节
the best Christmas ever.
事实上 如果大家都来参加姜饼邀请赛
In fact, it very well could
be if everyone joins me
那就一定能实现
at the Gingerbread Invitational.
希望在那里见到大家
Hope to see you all there.
好吧 反正你也只能看到一部分人
Well, as much as
you can anyways.
没错
Right.
所以 制定假期计划时
So, when making your
holiday plans,
请不要对拉卡万纳姜饼邀请赛
please don't turn
a blind eye
视而不见
to the Lackawanna
Gingerbread Invitational.
收工
And we're clear.
好的
Right.
谢谢
Thanks.
我觉得这个眼罩真的很提升节日氛围
So, I kinda feel like
the eye patch really helped
没错
elevate the holiday vibes.
我爱你 我爱你 你是我弟弟
I love you, I love you,
you're my brother.
我爱你 我爱你 我爱你
I love you. I love you.
I love you.
一切只会越来越好
It can only get better.
早上好
Mornin'.
早上好
Mornin'.
我从来没把你和卡帕女生联♥系♥起来
I never pegged you
for a Kappa girl.
真可笑
Real funny.
凯特 你看到最新的头条新闻了吗 伙计
Have you seen
the latest headlines, matey?
这双关语不错
That's good wordplay.
什么
What?
凯特 我别无选择 医生说
I didn't have a choice, Kate,
the doctor said
我必须戴眼罩到今天早上
I had to wear the eye patch
till this morning.
哪个医生
Which doctor?
纽伯里医生
Doctor Newbury.
哦
Oh.
你又见到霍普了 是吧
You saw Hope again, huh?
真有意思 - 我能借你的车吗
That's very interesting.
Can I borrow your car?
我想买♥♥点衣服 这样就不用
'Cause I'd love to go get some
clothes so I don't have
整个假期都穿得像要参加女生联谊会招募一样了
to spend the entire holiday
dressed for sorority rush.
可以
Yes, you may.
谢谢 再见
Thanks. Bye.
再见
Bye.
记得给我的派对准备一套服装
Get a costume for my party!
泰德
Ted!
女士们 这是泰德・库珀 我的学生
Ladies, this is Ted Cooper,
a student of mine
也是一位著名的气象员
and a famous weatherman.
女士们 你们在忙什么呢
What are you ladies up to?
镇上有模特大赛吗
Is there a modeling
convention in town?
这就是我跟你说过的徒步小组
This is the walking group
that I told you about.
想加入我们吗
Care to join us?
哦 我很想 但只能下次了
Oh, I would love to,
but I gotta rain check.
我的行李箱丢了 所以得去
I lost my suitcase,
so I have to get
买♥♥点新衣服 - 就你一个人吗
some new clothes.
All by yourself?
我们可不能让你一个人去
Not on our watch.
女士们 暂停计步器
Ladies, put your
step counters to pause.
我们要去购物了 - 哦
We are going shopping.
Oh!
好的
Okay.
哦 谢谢
Oh, thanks.
真好看 哦
That's nice. Ooh.
还有这件 - 真时髦
And this.
Snazzy.
好的
Sure.
休闲帅气风
Casual handsome.
哦
Oh!
不错 好的
Nice. Okay.
我喜欢这件 休闲正装风
I like this.
Casual dressed up.
哦 好的
Oh, okay.
裤子
Pants.
再来一件
And one more.
为什么不呢 - 好
Why not?
Yes.
好的
Okay.
我听说那天会有一位演员来电视台
So I hear that an actor's
coming by the station that day
但我不知道是谁
but I don't know who.
过了一会儿
A little while later...
有人轻轻拍了拍我的肩膀
I get a little tap
on the shoulder.
然后有个声音 几乎是在我耳边低语
And this voice says to me,
almost whispers in my ear.
打扰一下 你是泰德・库珀吗
Excuse me, are you Ted Cooper?
会是谁呢
Who could it be?
我看到站在我面前的是谁了
And who do I see
standing before me?
竟然是马克・哈蒙 那个高大魁梧的男人
But the mountain of a man
that is Mark Harmon.
哦 我的天 哇 - 他身上的味道好极了
Oh, my God, wow!
He smelled incredible.
是啊
Yeah!
哦 嘿
Oh! Hey.
嗨 - 嗨 霍普 这是
Hi.
Hi, Hope. This is uh...
拉卡万纳徒步小组
the Lackawanna walking crew.
小组的各位 这是霍普・纽伯里 杰出的医生
Crew, this is Hope Newbury,
doctor extraordinaire.
哦 我可不敢当 不过
Oh, I don't know
about that, but...
这就是我跟你们说过的那个人
This is the one
I was telling you about.
嗨 很高兴认识你
Hi. Nice to meet you.
你 呃 刚下班吗
Are you just, uh,
getting off work?
是的 没错
I am, yeah.
我刚用完最后一个脑细胞 打算去买♥♥杯咖啡
Just used my last brain cell,
was gonna get a coffee
然后希望能埋头吃一盘碳水化合物
and then bury my face in
a plate of carbs, hopefully.
我听说路边的狐狸与猎犬酒吧
I did hear there's
a burger deal down the road
有汉堡优♥惠♥活动
at the Fox and Hounds pub.
买♥♥♥一♥送♥一♥
Two for one.
还有无限♥量♥供应的薯条
With all-you-can-eat fries.
哦 好吧 听到无限♥量♥供应我就心动了
Oh, well, you had me
at all-you-can-eat.
这两个汉堡你打算自己一个人吃吗
You gonna eat both
those burgers yourself?
呃 我 可以 但是
Uh, well, I... could...
不应该这样
but I shouldn't.
我不是说你不能
I'm not...
I'm not saying you couldn't,
我只是觉得 骑士精神要求我
I was just thinking that
chivalry dictates that
或许应该帮你分担一下
I should probably help
you out with those.
好啊
Right.
那就这么定了
Let's do it.
女士们
Ladies...
和你们在一起很开心
it's been a delight.
回头见
I will see you soon.
明白了吗
You got that?
嗯 我想我明白了
Yeah, I think I do.