圣诞快乐，泰德·库珀（2025）

势不可挡
Unstoppable.
哦 不
Oh, no.
你还好吗
How you holding up?
我没事
I'm fine.
你刚才都晕倒了
You were unconscious.
这叫打个盹 凯特
It's called a cat nap, Kate.
我问你二加二等于几 你说 22
I asked you what two plus
two was, and you said 22.
我数学一直不太好
And I've never
been great at math.
泰德 你可是有大气科学硕士学位的
You have your Master's in
Atmospheric Sciences, Ted.
把冰袋敷回去
Put the ice back on.
泰德
Ted?
米滕斯女士
Ms. Mittens?
你怎么了
What happened to you?
一箱圣诞彩灯砸的
A box of Christmas lights.
啊... - 你呢
Ah...
You?
被热烤盘烫到了
Hot cookie sheet.
哦
Oof!
你还在教科学吗
Uh, are you still
teaching science?
去年退休了
Retired last year.
哇
Wow.
恭喜你 米滕斯女士
Congratulations, Ms. Mittens.
哦 拜托 叫我露丝吧
Oh, please, call me Ruth.
很高兴见到你 露丝
It's great to see you, Ruth.
我每年圣诞节都会回来
I'm back every Christmas.
我们怎么从来没碰到过
How have we never
run into each other?
哦 我往年都在佛罗里达度假 但今年不是
Oh, I usually do the holidays
in Florida, but not this year.
佛罗里达的损失就是我的收获
Well, Florida's loss is my gain.
泰德 我一直知道你会过得很好
I always knew you'd do
well for yourself, Ted.
大家经常给我发你的片段
And people send me
your clips all the time.
真的吗 - 当然
They do?
Sure.
尤其是你圣诞节卡在烟囱里的那段
Especially the one where
you got stuck in the chimney
的时候
at Christmas.
嗯嗯 - 太搞笑了
Mm-hmm.
Hilarious.
是啊 很高兴能给你带来欢乐
Yeah. Well, I am glad
I could entertain you.
见到你真好 泰德
It's good to see you, Ted.
我也是
You too.
这周有空的话 你愿意和你以前
Uh, any chance you'd be
interested in grabbing a coffee
最喜欢的学生喝杯咖啡吗
with your former favorite
student sometime this week?
哦 为什么 她也在这里吗
Oh, why? Is she here?
还是这么会开玩笑
Still got it.
米滕斯女士 - 太感谢了
Ms. Mittens?
Amazing, thank you.
保重 - 好
Take care.
Yeah.
泰德 他们准备好了
Ted, they're ready.
好极了
Oh, great.
祝你好运 - 这是你的冰袋 谢谢
Good luck.
Here's your ice pack, thanks.
下次 我们一定要
Okay, next time, let's just
make sure that we...
检查一下蛋奶酒的保质期
check the expiration date
on the eggnog.
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas.
你今天喝了多少杯了
How many cups
have you had today?
嗯 多得数不清
Mmm. Too many to count.
回家吧 霍普
Go home, Hope.
我们人手不足
We're under-staffed.
而且你已经连续工作 12 小时了
And you're pulling
a 12-hour shift.
我不需要疲惫的医生
I don't need a tired doctor.
哦 每个医生都很累 拜托
Oh, every doctor is tired.
Come on.
我可以顶上
Look, I can pick up the slack.
我曾经一天在这里治疗了 90 个病人
I once treated
90 patients here in a day.
你从来没让我们忘记过这件事
And you have never
let us forget that.
你知道我回家后要做什么吗
You know what I'm gonna
do when I get home?
嗯
Hm?
网上买♥♥点圣诞礼物
A little bit of
online Christmas shopping.
喝杯红酒
Glass of red wine.
哦 再看一部克里斯・海姆斯沃斯的电影
Ooh, a Chris Hemsworth movie.
嗯
Hmm.
你下班之后要做什么
Do you know what you're
gonna do when you get off work?
我要祈祷我最好的朋友
Yeah, I'm gonna pray
that my best friend
别再给我训话了
stops giving me lectures.
不 你肯定会在这里
Mmm, no. You are definitely
gonna be trying to pick up
再多加点班
more shifts here.
好吧
Okay, well...
今年我经历了很多 我想让自己忙起来
Given the year that I've had,
I wanna stay busy.
我明白 我明白
I get that, I get that.
但如果你累垮了 对谁都没好处
But you are no good
to anybody if you burn out.
今晚来我家看电影吧
So, come over for
a movie tonight.
是克里斯・海姆斯沃斯的哪部电影
Which Chris Hemsworth
movie is it?
重要吗
Does it matter?
不重要 - 当然不重要
No.
No, it does not.
哦 等等 等等 等等
Oh... wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
猜猜谁来了
Guess who's here.
谁
Who?
泰德・库珀
Ted Cooper.
库普
Coop?
高中那个
From high school?
应该是
I think so.
我们有他的保险记录
We had his insurance on file.
哦 我不知道他还住在这附近
Oh, I didn't know
he lived around here.
他不住这 应该是回来过圣诞节
I don't think he does.
I think he's back for Christmas.
他是康宁那边的气象员
He's a weatherman
over in Corning.
嗯 真为他高兴 - 是啊
Hmm. Well, good for him.
Yeah.
他以前人很好 你知道的 就是那种
He was always so sweet,
you know, in like a...
有点书呆子气的那种
nerdy kinda way.
那可能是因为他 呃 当时喜欢你
That might be because he, uh,
had a crush on you.
拜托
Okay. Please.
你可能没注意到 但他那时候
You may not have noticed,
but he fell hard for you
对你一见钟情
back in the day.
显然现在有什么东西重重地砸在他头上了
And apparently something
fell hard on his head.
祝你好运
So, have fun.
啊 - 不客气
Ah...
You're welcome.
好好享受
Enjoy.
谢谢
Thank you.
嘿 库普
Hey, Coop.
霍普
Hope.
哇 嗨 我
Wow. Hi. I...
我不知道你回来了
I didn't know you were
back in town.
是啊 我去年年底搬回来的
Yeah, I moved back
late last year.
你变了好多
You look different.
你还是老样子