上班族妈妈

Workin' Moms S02E04

Part 3 March 15, 2020, 6:37 p.m.

You're gonna cut your mouth again.
这样可以少洗碗
This means less dishes!
第一天工作怎么样
How was your first day at work?
收到我送的仙人掌了吗
Did you get my cactus?
收到了谢谢
I did, thank you.
真的很贴心一株漂亮的植物
Really thoughtful. A handsome plant.
今天很棒办公室很漂亮
Uh, and it was great. The-the space is really amazing.
你怎么吃得下常温的罐头
How can you eat that room temperature?
这是现在我的牙齿唯一能承受的东西了
Oh, it's the only thing my teeth can handle right now.
太敏感了我觉得我在绕着牙根管转
So sensitive, I think I'm circling root-canal territory.
我还是难以相信你住在这里
I still can't believe this is where you live.
这地方棒呆了
This place is ridiculous,
简直就是《美国精神病人》里的场景
It's like straight out of "American Psycho!"
谢谢
Thank you.
我是干房♥地♥产♥的所以我略懂一二
I'm in real estate, so I kinda know a thing or two.
我猜这地方得值380万
I'm guessing this place is worth, what, like 3.8?
或许400万
Maybe Four?
淑女从不讨论价格弗兰姬
A lady never discusses price points, Frankie.
说实话我现在有点两难
Actually, I'm kind of in between places right now,
和我哥哥住在一起
staying with my brother,
但他在戒酒这挺好
but he's on the wagon, which is-which is good.
他还有个女儿
He's got a daughter though,
葛丽塔我的天她是最棒的
Greta, oh my god, she's the best!
我整个下午都渴望着做一件事
I've been dying to do something all afternoon.
好吧
Okay.
多么浓密的头发
Oh, what a mane.
你介意我帮你洗头吗
Would you mind if I washed it?
可以啊
Oh! Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-好的 -好
- All right. - Okay.
你是怎么
How did you even...
-我爱死这发型了 -我知道你会喜欢
- I love it! - I thought you would.
你饮食里应该加椰子油
You should consider adding coconut oil to your diet.
好啊
Cool, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
真有意思
Hey, this was really fun.
我去弄点喝的
I'll go make us a drink.
好
Okay.
接下来讨论猫砂
Okay, moving on to kitty litter.
客户想知道为什么没人买♥♥
So, the client is wondering why no one is buying,
他们找不到原因
and they cannot figure out why.
我觉得定价太低了
I think the price is too low.
太低
Too low?
这个品牌的目标顾客群
the demographic this brand is targeting
可不会以买♥♥打折商品为傲
doesn't pride themselves on discount shopping.
他们想给自己的猫最好的对吗
They want the best for their cat, right?
提升价位
By upping the price point,
就能刺♥激♥购买♥♥欲望
I think you're upping the incentive.
对我就从来没买♥♥过40块以下的袜子
Yeah, I never pay less than 40 bones for socks.
没错
Yeah, it's true!
我给赛勒买♥♥超荒唐的三层婴儿车
I bought Sailor the most ridiculous three-tier stroller.
我想给她最好的
I want the best for her.
考虑顾客的虚荣心
By considering the ego of the client,
和他们最看重的因素
and what's most important to them,
就可以获得双赢
you're actually benefitting both parties.
你的直觉很准凯特
I think it's very intuitive, Kate.
干得好凯特
Yeah, way to go, Kate!
曼姆斯你能写一下广♥告♥软文吗
Mams, can you get started on that write-up, please?
大伙儿收工了
That's a wrap, guys.
我有几个宣传需要些新观点
Hey uh, I've got a few pitches I need some fresh eyes on.
-等下来我办公室行吗 -没问题
- Come by my office later? - You got it!
好极了
Awesome.
我是凯特请留言
Hey, hey, it's Kate, leave a message.
姐们你在哪呢
Hey, dude, where are you?
我刚刚翻了翻旧照片
I was going through some of our old pictures.
真不敢相信我们以前那么傻
I can't believe how dumb we were.
你记得那时...那时我们...
Do you remember when... when we
我得挂了给我回电♥话♥
You know what, I gotta go. Call me back.
我要用牙线清洁一下牙齿吗
Hey, should I go floss?
你自己决定啊
I can't make that decision for ya.
你能给我拿一下牙线吗
Hmm. Could you bring the floss to me?
恶心
Gross.
什么你穿的这什么啊
What? What the hell is this?
我换了条内♥裤♥
Oh, yeah, I made the switch.
-这条承托力强一点 -承托力强
- They give me more support. - More support?!
天呐我们七老八十了吗
Christ, what are we, 80?
你不能不和我说一声就换了
You can't just make a change without checking in with each other!
凯特我换的是内♥裤♥又不是贷款计划
Kate, I changed underpants, not a mortgage plan.
别说内♥裤♥了天呐
Don't say underpants! Ugh! Christ!
看看你这样啊
Look at these things!
又不是重大贷款计划我只是又老又萎
It's not a big mortgage plan. I'm just old and decrepit.
我觉得我要拉在这条承托强的内♥裤♥里了
I think I'll shit myself in these highly-supportive underpants!
怎么样内森
How's this, Nathan?
看到我穿的什么了吗还满意吗
You see what I'm dealin' with? You like this?
-你就想这样 -天呐别这样凯特
- Is this what you want? Huh? - Oh god, come on, Kate.
你现在要做♥爱♥吗内森
Are you ready to fuck now, Nathan?
你要上吗
You ready to fuck it out?
我要穿着这内♥裤♥操♥死♥你
I'm gonna fuck you to death in these underpants,
再把你跟它埋在一起
and then I'm gonna bury you in them.
凯特
Kate!