上班族妈妈

Workin' Moms S02E03

Part 2 March 15, 2020, 6:37 p.m.

If you ever wanted a different kind of father,
我很乐意做那个人
I could be that for you. I would.
你不需要喊我爸喊我理查德就行
You don't have to call me Dad, you can call me Richard, still,
喊妈妈也无所谓
or Mom, or--
谢谢你理查德这事回头再说
Thank you, Richard, but maybe too soon.
好的那你好好休息
Okay. You take some time for yourself. Okay?
亲爱的凯特
节哀顺变
露西
弗兰姬我很开心你能在这里恢复
Frankie, as happy as I am with your progress here,
可你的钱已经花光了
you're out of money
我的工资也负担不起这里的花销
and I can't afford this on my salary.
我知道你需要帮助
I know you need the help.
我只是想和你聊聊我们分开后
It's just that I've been making changes since we separated
我生活中的一些变化
and I would love to talk to you.
-我找到工作了 -什么
- I got a job. - What?
就在这他们给我提供了一份很好的工作
Here. They offered me a big job.
就是管理别人
To be like, in charge of the people.
-管理别人 -是的
- In charge of the people. - Yeah.
所以你不用担心我或者同情我
So you don't need to worry about me or feel sorry for me,
我会越来越好的
because I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be makin' the green.
-法兰姬 -克里希怎么了
- Frankie. - Oh, hey, Chrissy. What's up?
不好意思打扰你了
Sorry to interrupt.
你完事了能来一下我房♥间吗
Could you come to my room when you're done here?
-需要你的帮助 -没问题
- Could really use your help. - Course, babe.
我们正在造一艘瓶中船
We're building a boat in a bottle.
我手指细
Thin fingers.
不好意思我忘记时间了
Oh, I didn't, sorry I lost track of time, I didn't--
你要喝一杯吗
You want a drink?
什么
What?
你盯了我一下午了
You've been staring at me all afternoon.
-我有吗 -你有
- I have? - Yeah.
-拉个凳子过来 -谢谢
- Pull up a stool. - Thank you.
你当了多久作家了
So how long you been a writer?
我看起来像个作家吗
Do I look like a writer?
好吧虽然与我无关
Okay, this is none of my business,
但你最好小心那个妹子
but just be careful with that chick.
-她总来这里 -是吗
- She comes in here all the time. - Really?
她制♥作♥了几部很厉害的大♥片♥
She's made... some you know, pretty big films.
是吧她也骗了好多个混♥蛋♥
Yeah, and she's also strung a lot of assholes along.
你说我是混♥蛋♥
You callin' me an asshole?
她跟你说杰里米·皮文也会参与进来吗
Did she tell you that Jeremy Piven might be in it?
是的还有布拉德·皮特的
Yeah. And that Brad Pitt's--
-公♥司♥也乐意 -也乐意...真是
- Company would just love... - Love...this. That's...
-好吧行吧我懂了 -好的
- Right, okay. I get it. - Yeah.
谢谢你
Thank you.
你也是作家吗
Are you a writer, too?
你也是作家吗
Are you a writer, too?
-差不多吧但我是用嘴 -好吧
- Sort of. With my mouth. - Okay.
我是玩即兴表演的
I'm an improviser.
即兴表演
Improv.
真酷我一直想上上即兴表演课
That's so cool. I've always wanted to try an improv class
但我又很害怕
but I'm... scared shitless.
-是吗 -是的
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
我是老师你可以来上一堂课
Well, I'm a teacher. You should drop by a class.
-你是即兴表演老师 -是的
- You're an improv teacher? - I am.
-那你怎么在这里工作 -为了付房♥租
- Why you workin' here? - Well, to pay my rent.
好吧原来如此
Okay, that's fair. All right.
你想去吃点什么吗
Do you wanna maybe grab a bite?
或者真正地去喝一杯
Have a drink that's not in an espresso cup?
我...
I...
-没事算了吧 -不不不
- Hey no, don't worry about it. - No, no, no, no, no.
我很乐意真的非常乐意
I... I'd love, I'd really love to that.
只是今晚不行
I just can't tonight.
-太遗憾了 -伊恩
- Well, that's too bad. - Ian.
索尼娅
Sonia.
认识你很高兴索尼娅
Nice to meet you, Sonia.
基准线
凯特·霍夫曼
Kate Hoffman.
格帝很高兴见到你
Gurdeep. Nice to meet you.
-我也是 -请坐
- You too. It's... - Please.
我试着搜过你
So, I tried to google you,
但只搜到了一个老旧的空间页面
but nothing came up except for an old Myspace page.
这是怎么回事
What's up with that?
是的几个月以前
Uh, yeah, well uh, a couple months ago,
我的身份信息被盗窃了
I was actually the victim of an identity cr-, theft.
身份盗用所以我注销了我的信♥用♥卡♥
Identity theft. And so I had to switch my credit cards,
推特以及所有的一切
my Twitter, the whole thing.
真是一场噩梦
It was a nightmare.
所以网上什么信息也没有
So zero online presence.
我喜欢
I love that.
这就像你根本不存在一样
It's kinda like you don't even exist.
是这样我有很长时间的工作经验
Uh look, I've got a lifetime of experience,
还有很多会对基准线有用的客户资源
with a range of clients that could be a real asset to Baseline.
当然但你越是有经验
Sure, but more experience you have,
你需要调整的坏习惯就越多
more bad habits I have to undo.
是的但我学东西很快
Yes, but I am very fast on my feet, quick learner,
而且我也乐于接受指导
and I'm open to new training.
这是你儿子吗
Is that your son?
什么不不不
What? No! No way, no.
不他是我侄子我没有孩子
No, no, he's my nephew. I don't have any kids.
-好的 -你呢
- Right. - Do you?
没有一个都没有
No. Not one. Not one son.
只有我和几个盆栽
Just me, and a couple plants.
还养了几条外国鱼
And uh, an exotic fish collection.
摩登单身女郎
Modern day bachelorette.
-对不起你结婚了吗 -没有
- Oh I'm sorry, are you married? - No! No.
我不相信婚姻也不是啦
I don't believe in marriage. Well I do.
我订婚了因为这很性感
Um, well I'm engaged, because that's sexy.
可能等我们老一点再结吧
We're just like, when we're older.
好吧
Right.
-好吧试试吧 -真的吗
- Okay, let's try this. - Really?
-是的 -太棒了
- Yup. - Fantastic.
但我得告诉你我每周只能工作二十个小时
I should warn you I'm only available 20 hours a week.
只要你把事情做完了
As long as you get your shit done,
-时间你自己管理 -酷
your hours are your own. - Cool.
我很感谢你努力做出的尝试
Oh, and I appreciate what you're doing,
但在这里你可以做你自己
but just be you here.
做我自己我明白了
Just be me. Got it.
好谢谢
Yes, thank you.
你还有一颗扣子没解开
You missed a button.
是吗
Did I?
-你想让我什么时候射 -都可以
- When do you want me to finish? - It doesn't matter!
是吗
Oh yeah?
太棒了
Nice one.
我二十年前怎么没去做输精管切除术
Why didn't I have a vasectomy 20 years ago?
呼叫卡尔森医生
Paging Dr. Carlson.
你准备好迎接下一个病人了吗
Are you ready for your next patient?
请到69号♥房♥报到
Please report to Room 69.
输精管切除术唯一的坏处就是
The only downside to having a vasectomy is that,
现在我高♥潮♥时总觉得有点空虚你懂吗
now when I orgasm it feels kinda empty, you know?
就像你高♥潮♥的时候一样毫无意义
It's like when you come, pointless.
我靠
The fuck?
我们什么时候能在你新办公室里做
Hey, when are we gonna have sex in your new office?
我拿到钥匙就行
As soon as I get the keys.
我就是想着我也得在那射射空枪
Just think, I get to spread my empty seed around there, too.
莱昂内尔
Lionel.
弗兰姬
Oh, Frankie.
你还好吗
Hey, you okay?
我今天真是百感交集
I'm just having a lot of feelings today.
你有过这种感觉吗
You ever get that way?
有啊可能你只是需要一个拥抱
Yeah. Maybe you just need a hug.
好吧那是个不错的开端