单身毒妈（2005）
Weeds S06E06
Part 3
Nov. 25, 2020, 12:53 p.m.
Fine. But I'm watching you.
去吧 我会盯着你的
Still gonna kill me?
你还是要杀我吗
It's not up to me, pequeno diablo.
这不取决于我 小恶魔
So, a croquet mallet...
你用的是门球杆吧...
You get a good bludgeon out of that?
你把那人一锤子砸死了吗
Does the job.
一击毙命
It's not easy, huh, your first?
真不简单 是你第一次杀人吗
It wasn't that hard.
也不是那么难
My first was my stepdad.
我第一次杀的是我的继父
His name was Ramon.
他叫拉蒙
He traveled a lot for work.
他经常出差
Think he sold hats. No... shoes.
我记得他是卖♥♥帽子的 不 卖♥♥鞋子的
No, I'm pretty sure it was hats.
不 我确定是卖♥♥帽子的
He was fat. Really fat.
他非常胖 特别胖
Not funny fat, but fat.
不是开玩笑 是真胖
One night, I come home. He ate my cookies.
有天晚上我回到家 发现他吃光了我的饼干
So I slit his throat with my pocketknife,
于是我用随身带的小折刀和折叠刀
with my navaja.
割开了他的喉咙
I'm glad he didn't beg.
我很高兴他没哀求
Not that I gave him time for it, anyways.
当然 我也没给他哀求的时间
And afterwards, I find the cookies. They were in my room.
完事之后 我在我房♥间里找到了饼干
Did you feel bad?
你当时感觉糟糕吗
No.
不
Yeah, me neither.
很好 我也不
That was fast.
你这速度够快啊
You ever close your eyes and see her face staring back at you?
你闭上眼的时候 会看到她瞪着你吗
Only when I jerk off.
只在打飞机的时候才有
I've had playing cards shoved under my fingernails.
我的指甲里被人塞进过扑克牌
I've had a piece of my ear cut off and reattached.
我的耳朵被人切下来又再植过
And three Colombians once took turns
三个哥伦比亚人曾经轮流
shooting gasoline up my culo with a turkey baster.
用滴油的管子 把汽油弄到我屁♥股♥里
So nothing you can say or do will make me talk.
所以 无论你怎么拷问我都不会说的
Hi. Hi, is your mommy home?
嗨 嗨 你妈妈在家吗
It's ringing, but she's not picking up.
电♥话♥通了 但她没接
Maybe she's trying to call us.
也许她在给我们打电♥话♥
Yeah. We should keep the lines free.
对 我们该保持电♥话♥线路畅通
Yeah.
是的
What are you doing?
你在干什么
I got to call this girl before she freaks out.
我得在基米抓狂前打电♥话♥给她
Hey.
嘿
Traffic's a mess.
路上很堵
And, um, I think there...
我觉得...
there must be a mariners game or something.
肯定是有西雅图水手队的比赛还是什么的
But I'm... I'm gonna be there in a bit for sure.
不过我马上就到了
Okay.
好的
Where the heck is my French toast?!
我的法式土司到底在哪里啊
And we're dead.
我们死定了
What's your last name?
你姓什么
I don't remember. So, what is it?
我没记住 你姓什么
De La Cruz.
德拉·克鲁兹
De la Cruz.
德拉·克鲁兹
Hi, Mrs. De La Cruz.
嗨 德拉·克鲁兹太太
It's, um, it's Nancy...Reyes, Esteban's wife.
我是南希·雷耶斯 埃斯特万的老婆
Yes! Hi. How are you? How's the villa?
哦 嗨 别♥墅♥怎么样
Uh, it's good. It's good.
很好 很好
Esta bien. Um, listen...
很好 是这样的
Sorry. Go on.
抱歉 你继续
I know that Cesar might not share with you
我想 西撒应该不太会
everything that happens at work,
和你说工作上的事
but today, he kidnapped my son.
但今天 他绑♥架♥了我儿子
And now he's threatening to kill him.
而现在他还威胁我 说是要杀了他
Tell her about the arrow.
你怎么不告诉她 你一箭打中了我
Mrs.... Mrs. De La Cruz?
德拉·克鲁兹太太
I-I was just wondering if you... you could talk to him,
我在想 你能不能跟他说两句
you know, as another mother.
跟他说说 作为一个母亲的心情
I see. Is he there?
我知道了 他在那儿吗
You let me talk to him. Yeah, he's right here. Okay.
你让他接电♥话♥ 好 他就在这里 好
Here, talk... talk to her. She wants to talk to you.
给 和她说吧 她要跟你说话
sí
好
Sí
好
Bueno.
好的
What did she say?
她说什么
She said to kill you and come home.
她说先杀了你 然后赶紧回家
She's making Albndigas for dinner.
她晚饭做了红烩猪肉丸
You are a champion!
你赢了
Pittsburgh!
匹兹堡
Pittsburgh!
匹兹堡
Sammy Davis, Jr.!
小萨米·戴维斯[著名黑人演员]
Fuck.
我♥操♥
Not the ashtray.
不要蘸烟灰缸里的东西
Maybe... maybe we should call mom again.
也许我们应该再打一下老妈的手♥机♥
I can do this. You don't think I can do this?
我能搞的定 你觉得我搞不定吗
Okay.
好吧
I'm goin' in.
我打算正面出击
This time, no broom.
这次 没有扫帚
Just fists, sinew, Andy-meat.
只有拳头 肌肉 安迪的血肉之躯
Whatever happens, don't try to save me.
无论发生了什么 都别来救我
Are you sure? No.
你确定 不
Bless you.
保佑你
Sit down, please. Okeydoke.
过来坐好 好
And, you...bring the little one.
你...把小家伙带过来
Hey, Silas.
嘿 塞拉斯
Silas. What's up?
塞拉斯 怎么了
Oh, hey, there. Your French toast is ready.
你们好 你的法式土司好了
Or did you want to eat with your friends?
要拿过来和你的朋友一起吃吗
Yeah.
是的
Cesar.
西撒
Cesar! Cesar!
西撒 西撒
I'm... I'm gonna put you on speakerphone.
我给你开了免提
Be good, and I'll... I'll call you an ambulance, okay?
只要你听话 我等下就给你叫救护车 好吗
English preferred.
用英语说
You're never gonna be safe, you know.
你永远别想安身立命 你心里明白
Answer it.
快接
Hello?
喂
Everyone, say hi to Cesar.
大伙 向西撒打个招呼
Hi, Cesar.
嗨 西撒
Man, come pick me up.
伙计 过来接我吧
You never guess who I found.
猜猜我找到谁了
Come on, Cesar. Where are you?
快点 西撒 你在哪里
Drives like my grandmother.
你这车开的 慢的像是我祖母开的
On her left hand, she got two ring fingers.
她左手有两只无名指
How does that affect her driving?
对她开车有影响吗
It's just a fun fact.
没有 只是很搞笑
Maybe he's having trouble
也许他在把老妈装进后备箱的时候
getting mom into the trunk.
遇到麻烦了
Shane. My son.
希恩 我的儿子
And he fed you...nachos.
他居然还给你们叫了粟米脆饼
Yum!
不错啊
I feel...I feel so...
我觉得...我觉得很
Mom, are you okay?
妈 你没事吧
Where's Cesar?
西撒在哪
Cesar.
西撒在哪里
You should've seen me. I was heroic.
你没看见我刚才多么英勇
Cesar had an accident.
西撒出了点意外
He's in the hospital. You should go and visit him.
他现在在医院 你应该去看看他
So, now I'm going to take my Shane and my Stevie,
现在我打算带走希恩和斯蒂维
and I'll be going.
而且我也要走了
We'll all be going. Doug, you can come, too.
我们都要走了 道格 你也可以一块儿
You all right there, Doug?
你发什么楞啊 道格
There's this stupid kid. He's such a fucking jerk.
那个死小孩 真♥他♥妈♥是个蠢货
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