副总统（2012）

Veep S02E04

Part 1 Oct. 12, 2020, 8:17 p.m.

多数"和什么押韵来着? 没有
What rhymes with majority? Nothing.
不是吧你还在写那首关于新议长的搞笑歌♥么?
Come on, you still working on that funny song about the new Speaker?
算了吧哦优先
- Give it a break. - Oh, priority.
权威姐妹会
And authority. Sorority.
哦天哪那个韵可以找到成千上万的词
Oh, my God, there's a million words that rhyme with it.
哦不不不不!啊 !
Oh, no. No, no, no! Gah!
看Jonah是从哪过来的
Look where Jonah's coming from.
哦那个笑容那串钥匙哦天哪
Oh, that grin, the keys. Oh, God.
给了他西翼主管级停车位
He's been given West Exec parking.
嗯停车位的终极目标
Yeah, the holy grail of parking.
早上好先生们多么令人愉快的一天
Good morning, gentlemen. What a delightful day.
我本来打算走去上班但之后...
I was gonna walk to work, but then...
你拿到了西翼主管级? 那只是个停车位 Dan
- You got West Exec? - It's just a parking spot, Dan.
要嫉妒的话你得成为某种浅薄的...
To be jealous of that, you'd have to be a shallow kind of...
我不知道二♥逼♥ 我猜
I don't know, dick, I guess.
女士这是在人♥质♥任务期间的情报室
This is the situation room, ma'am, during the hostage mission.
我们需要批准一张可公开的照片好的
We need to approve a photo for release. - Okay.
瞧瞧
Let's see.
哦天哪瞧Ben
Oh, my God. Look at Ben.
看他咖啡杯的大小
Look at the size of his coffee mug.
呀你可以在那里面藏个婴儿了
Jeez, you could hide a baby in that thing.
哦但我看起来很不错哼?
Ooh, I look nice, though, huh?
是的你是
Yeah, you do.
你看起来忧心忡忡而坚毅
You look concerned, but steely.
没错就像个女兵
Yeah. - Like a lady soldier.
哦到时不会有任何老兵出席
Oh, there are not gonna be any veterans
明天的青少年祷告早餐吧?
at this teen prayer breakfast thing tomorrow, are there?
没有女士没有缺胳膊断腿的人
No, ma'am. No missing legs.
好吧这是你要见的年轻领袖们的所有资料
Okay, here's all the details of the youth leaders
哦该死的
- that you're gonna be meeting. - Oh, man.
谁会这么年轻就虔诚于宗教信仰啊?
Who the hell is religious as a teenager?
我就是
I was.
我的意思是为了基♥督♥ 抽点大♥麻♥吧对不?
I mean, smoke some weed, for Christ's sake, right?
哦上帝看总统
Oh, God, look at the president.
呀他看起来太... 他看起来有双下巴
- Jeez, he looks so... - He looks jowly.
啊看他的脸颊
Ah, look at those cheeks.
就像他脸上挂了两个女士小手包一样
It's like two little clutch bags attached to his face.
上帝呀包包你总是想着包包
Oh, my God, with the bags. It's always bags with you.
你得跳出包包的地盘
Got to get out of the bag zone.
来啊 Gary
Come on, Gary.
先生先生们
Sir. - Gentlemen.
你计划的新人口统计学研究让我感到很激动
Very excited about this new demographics study you're planning.
你本就该如此统计梦会揭示选举战场
You should be. Dream Metric will reveal
还原它的本来面貌
the electoral battleground as it truly is.
它和显微镜的发明一样伟大
It's comparable to the invention of the microscope.
我能向你说说我在策略方面的想法吗
Would it be okay if I showed you some ideas I have regarding strategy?
没有时间 Egan先生
No time, Mr. Egan.
大部分都是动画的但我把它们放到视频网站上了
They're mostly Flash based, but I put them on YouTube.
我刚说了我没时间
I just said I had no time.
截止时间不饶人啊对吗 Mike
We're all being hit by deadlines, right, Mike?
是的先生它们可以像船帆一样绕圈扇你巴掌
Yes, sir. They can swing around and smack you like a boom.
你玩船 Mike?有只船?
You sail, Mike? Have a boat?
呃是的先生一条87年Gulfstar 50 不错的舱式游艇
- Uh, yes, sir. An '87 Gulfstar 50. - Great cruiser.
没什么特别的不过她能解决问题
Nothing fancy, but she gets the job done.
就像铸铁锅或者kevin Bacon一样 (万年大配片极多)
You know, like a cast-iron skillet or Kevin Bacon.
我的是条Lagoon 380
I've got a Lagoon 380.
双体船么? 没错
- Catamaran? - Yeah.
那可是真男人的扬帆之航
That's real man's sailing.
在抢风调向时倾斜身体你的大蛋蛋就会浸到海水中
Leaning out in the tack, your big man balls dipping in the salty sea.
说得正在点子上我的朋友
You're right there, my friend, yeah.
我没有孩子也没打算有
I have no children and I wish for none,
但她是我的家人
but she's my family.
你知道我曾经去伊利湖玩过动力艇
You know, I once went powerboating on Lake Erie.
冲得可过瘾了
Amazing rush.
我得走了
I need to go.
别对我们这群玩帆船的说动力船 Dan
You don't talk powerboating to us sailors, Dan.
有他妈什么不同啊!
What's the fucking difference?
嘿副总统在?
Hey. Veep in?
不在 Dan 你有空闲干坐在这?
- - No. You have time to just sit there?
你已经将大楼里所有人的秘密都打听清楚了?
You've already bugged the shit out of everyone else in the building?
抱歉什么?再说一次
I'm sorry, what? Say that again.
Jonah 出去否则我会试试我防狼喷雾的效果
Jonah, out. Or else I'll see if my pepper spray works.
早伙计们早
- Morning, guys. - Morning.
13000 不是14500
13,000. No, 14,500.
那是你今天对镜自夸的次数吗?
Is this the amount of times you've admired yourself in the mirror today?
不我只是在猜薪水的差别
No, I'm guessing that's the difference in salary
这个工作和你刚面试过的那个工作的薪水
between this job and the one that you just interviewed for.
你觉得我去面试了?
You think I had a job interview?
我知道你有一个面试
I know you had a job interview.
怎么知道的大侦探? 简单的妆容高高的领口
- How, Sherlock? - Simple makeup, higher neckline.
平底鞋和那条裙子不搭说明你包里大概会有双高跟鞋
Flats don't go with that dress, which means you probably have heels in your bag.
本地面包店的咖啡表明你去过
Coffee from corner bakery implying you were at
第十八街的某个小店
one of the lobbying shops on 18th.
我喜欢这种东西
I love this stuff.
除了这个还有人打了你的分机
That and somebody called your extension
确保你有正确的地址
to make sure you had the right address.
嘿 Danny Chung今晚会表演么
Hey, is Danny Chung gonna be performing tonight?
真的吗?他要干什么?
Really? What's he gonna be doing?
我想他会把bon Jovi从燃烧的坦克里拖出来 (摇滚巨星)
I think he'll be pulling Bon Jovi out of a burning tank
唯恐我们忘记他妈的他是个怎样的战争英雄
in case we all forgot what a fucking war hero he is.
没错不我们没有官方评论
- Yeah. - No, we have no official comment.
不那可不是不评论
No, that is not a non-comment.
我们只是没有在评论而已什么?
- We're just not commenting. - What?
这张照片是怎么流出去的? 什么?
How did this photo get out there? - What?
那我们能把它从网上彻底删除吗?
Can we delete it off the Internet, then?
不我不知道我在说些什么
No, I don't know what I'm talking about.
什么?这儿发生了什么?
What? What's going on here?
女士是白宫发布的这张照片
Ma'am, the White House released this picture.
什么? 不不这不是...
What? No, no. This isn't...
Amy 这不是我们批准的那张照片
Amy, this isn't the photo that we approved.
不是看这个
No. - Look at this.
看起来像是一个男人断腿的时候我在玩推特
It looks like I'm tweeting when a guy loses his leg.
是的的确如此
Yeah, it does, ma'am.
女士这是Kent干的
This is Kent's doing.
他这是在耍我我要去宰了他
He's trying to screw me. I'm gonna go stab him.
我去宰了他
I'm stabbing him.
是的从此刻开始这是不可... 好的出去
- Yeah, from this point. It's unprec... - All right, get out.
出去你也是 Amy
Get out. You, too, Amy.
我不希望有任何目击者在这我没开玩笑
I don't want any witnesses in here. I'm not kidding.
我去准备化尸酸是的
- I'll start running the acid bath. - Yeah.
是照片的事么?
This is the photograph?
不只是想知道你是否觉得这件毛衣和这条裙子相配
No, just wondering if you think this sweater goes with the dress.
瞧其他的照片里照总统的角度都不对
Look, the other photos caught POTUS at a bad angle.
脸颊太突出什么?
- Vis-Ãxa0-vis jowls. - What?
看着不好看他看上去就那样那就是他的脸
- It's a bad look. - That's how he looks. That's his face.
你为什么不干脆拿张我照得好的然后把我P进去?
Why didn't you just take the good one of me, Photoshop it in?
我没法虚构历史女士我不是约瑟夫·斯大林
I can't airbrush history, ma'am. I'm not Joseph Stalin.
不确实你不是他
No, that's true. You're not.
你连他十分之一的魅力都没有
You don't have a tenth of his charm.
好吧我还是继续去弄我的Jim Marwood的歌♥吧
Okay, I'm just gonna go work on my Jim Marwood song.
啊我们正在预算对话中就差一点达成一致了
Uh, we're in budget talks, reaching across the aisle.
总统不希望议长先生被嘲笑
POTUS does not want the Speaker mocked.
哦那么现在我需要Dan Mike
Oh, so now I have to have Dan and Mike,
Rodgers还有Hammershit 一个下午的时间去弄首新歌♥出来?
Rodgers and Hammershit, come up with a new song in an afternoon?
我们可以自嘲
We can laugh at ourselves.
或许你该拿这张照片开玩笑
Maybe you should do a funny bit about the photograph.
控制局面控制这个吧
Own the situation. - Own this.
她当时正一心几用你需要挂上电♥话♥
She was multitasking. - You need to get off the phone.
那是女人可以做到的事情就像保持身体清香还有包装礼物那些
It's a thing women can do, like smelling nice and wrapping gifts.
好吧再见 Tom