副总统（2012）
Veep S02E03
Part 2
Oct. 12, 2020, 8:17 p.m.
Oh, I don't...
唔 你能给我半秒钟么
Um, can you give me just half a sec?
搞毛啊
What the fuck?
可能会回火 不可能会回火
- This could backfire. - It's not gonna backfire.
正确的说 手♥枪♥是会回火的 那个词就是这么来的
The gun could literally backfire. That's where the phrase comes from.
女士 这也会击败Maddox
Ma'am, this could really chap Maddox's ass, too.
哦 是的 那会 会吗?
Oh, yeah, it would, wouldn't it?
你的牙齿贴片可能会崩的 我真心不希望发生那样的事
You could chip a veneer and I don't really want that to happen.
我不管了 我去了
I don't care. I'm going in.
你们知道吗? 拉上保险然后装子弹 怎么样?
You know what? Let's lock and load. What do you say?
是吗? 是
Yeah? Yeah.
就是他 西翼Kanye
Here he is, Kanye West Wing.
国会议员Ramsey 对吗?
Congressman Ramsey, right?
不 我是Cliff 我是Sue的Sue
No, I'm Cliff. I'm Sue's Sue.
我是那个叫Sue的男孩 什么?
- I'm the boy named Sue. - What?
Cliff 我说不开玩笑 那就不是个玩笑
Cliff, when I said no jokes, that wasn't a joke.
Sue Hessler的效率听证会 你得装傻 懂吗
Sue, Hessler's efficiency hearing, you've got to keep it dull, okay?
就给他们说废话
Give 'em a blah job. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
我知道 Jonah 每个人都这么说
I know, Jonah. That's what everyone's been saying.
装傻这个行为本身就很傻
Keep it dull, which incidentally, is also dull.
首先我想感谢副总统
I'd like to first of all thank the vice president
舍弃了行政特权
for waiving executive privilege
为了透明度
in the interest of transparency
并允许Wilson小姐今天出席
and allowing Miss Wilson to join us today on the committee.
你觉得她紧张吗?
Do you think she's nervous?
她为什么要紧张?
Why would she be nervous?
会看这个的除了你就只有
The only people watching this are you
医院里那群有闭锁综合征的人了 (无法动弹)
and some guy in the hospital with locked-in syndrome.
如果可以 我想从
If I may, I'd like to begin with percentages
你们办公室划分给国际国内运输
of your office budget dedicated to international
的那部分预算开始 我的脉搏都狂跳了 先生
- and domestic transportation. - My pulse is racing, sir.
给 副总统女士
Here you are, Madam Vice President.
请确保你的手指是直的 并且不在扳机上
Ensure you keep your finger straight and off the trigger.
好 这很有意思 不是吗?
All right. This is fun, isn't it?
如果你不介意我说 女士 那是平民的语气
If you don't mind my saying, ma'am, there speaketh a civilian.
好吧 那是蠢货的语气
All right. There speaketh a pricketh.
哦 我勒个大艹
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ!
Oh!
哦 我很抱歉 我无意...
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't...
这些伙计们听过比那更糟糕的 女士
These fellas have heard a lot worse than that, ma'am.
顺说 惊人的射击 真的?
- Tremendous shot, by the way. - Really?
哦 那个怎么样?西翼最快的枪
Oh, how about that? Fastest gun in the West Wing.
你看到了吗? 是的 女士
就像你们知道的 今天我们这有个很特殊的客人
As you know, we have a very special guest here today.
如果之前能讨论你的演讲就好了 女士
It would have been nice to have been consulted about your speech, ma'am.
我可以给你一些建议
I could have given you some advice.
我知道我在做什么 George
I know what I'm doing, George.
对于人♥质♥危机
With this hostage situation,
我不认为你有足够的情报(智力)来处理
I don't think you have the intelligence.
我当然说的是情报 女士
As in intel, of course, ma'am.
你认真的?
Are you serious?
你现在是在质疑我的资格 George?
Are you actually questioning my qualifications, George?
那只是些有关
There are just some security issues
乌兹别克斯坦周围四个国家的安全问题
with the four countries that neighbor Uzbekistan.
是四个还是五个?
Is it four or is it five?
或者六个? 七个?
Or is it six? Or is it seven?
你不知道 对吗?
You don't know, do you?
是五个
It's five.
那么首先 请欢迎国防部长George Maddox
So first, please welcome the Secretary of Defense George Maddox.
我完全没有准备那个问题
I pulled that straight out of my ass.
你就是为那一刻而生的
You were born for that moment.
我知道 他就是硫磺岛 (硫磺岛战役胜利后美军在该岛折钵山上插入国旗)
I know. He's Iwo Jima.
我正在他的头上插旗子
I'm planting a flag right on his head.
如果我们可以 现在我打算将
Now I'd like to work on breaking down
副总统公务上的
the vice president's official
以及政♥治♥上的职责分类
versus political duties if we can.
先生 我被告知我会被问及效率方面的问题
Sir, I was told that I'd be asked questions about efficiency.
目前为止你几乎没问过
So far you have barely asked me any.
你的效率听证会可不怎么有效率
Your efficiency hearing isn't very efficient.
你想要问题么?
You want a question? What can you tell me
关于Quantico海军基地的访问你能说些什么?
about this visit to the Marine base at Quantico?
政♥府♥让两个不同的车队去同一个地方
The government sending two different motorcades, the defense secretary's
一个是国防部长的 一个是副总统的
and the VP's, to the same location.
那看上去一点效率都没有 哦 他妈的狗屎
- That doesn't seem very efficient. - Oh, shit a shark.
这就是为什么我告诉她要装聋作哑
This is why I told her to be dull.
你们之前难道没有任何
Do you not have measures in place to prevent
可防止此类浪费政♥府♥资源的重复行为吗
this kind of wasteful duplication of government resources?
先生 我们有一套我认为很...
Sir, we have a system that I believe to be...
坚定的系统
robust.
坚定? 坚定
Robust? - Robust.
你不觉得那是
And you don't think it's a sign
你们办公室管理松散的信♥号♥♥?
that your office is poorly managed?
我们的管理团队是...坚定的
Our management team is... robust.
好吧 她现在听起来就像精神有问题
Okay, now she just sounds mentally ill.
你就没有你该去的地方?
Don't you have somewhere you're supposed to be?
我正远程工作
I'm working remotely.
我猜你有一份每日一词的日历
I'm guessing you have one of those word a day calendars.
我知道今天的词是什么
And I know what the word for today is.
坚定
It's robust.
你要不要再给我个定义?
Would you like to give me a definition as well?
好吧 我想您认为您有幽默感 Hessler先生
Well, I'm guessing that you think you have a sense of humor, Mr. Hessler.
但您错了 就像您对日历的事情也弄错了一样
Which you are wrong about, as you are about the calendar.
你错误的地方就是我关于坚定的定义
That is my definition of robust.
我的演讲词写得太有冲击力了 这些当兵的肯定都被震了
My speech is a face-melter. These buzz cuts are gonna flip.
那不是你写的演讲词 上面布满了我的指印
It's not your speech. My fingerprints are all over that sucker.
那些指印都很黏糊 而且都在后面 Mike
They're sticky and they're on the back, Mike.
是时候祭出坚定大词镇住全场了
It's time to robust a nut all over this place.
哦 狗屎 我们不能 什么?
- Oh, shit. We can't. - What?
Sue 她在听证会上刚用了三次坚定
Sue, she just used robust three times at the hearing.
不 她没有 是 他妈...
- No, she didn't. - Yeah. What the...?
Selina现在不能用那个 我们需要另一个词
Selina can't use that now. We need another word.
一个坚定的同义词
Just a synonym for robust.
给我什么 给我个词 随便什么词!
Give me something. Give me a word. Any word!
激进的
Aggressive.
不 那太激进了 我们不想说那个
No, that's too aggressive. We don't want to say that.
好吧 坚决的 果断的
- Okay, resolute. - Determined.
那和坚决的是一个意思 那用我的
- That's the exact same thing as resolute. - Then we'll use mine.
爆♥炸♥性的 强有力的 无惧的 我只是在随口说而已
Explosive. Punchy. Fearless. I'm just saying words.
强烈的 用强烈的 强烈? 强烈 知道了
- Strong. Go with strong. - Strong? Strong, got it.
Gary 我需要那份演讲 我要副总统的耳朵(附过来)
Gary, I need the speech. I need the vice president's ear.
去找你自己的耳朵吧 梵高
Get your own ear, van Gogh.
退后
Back off.
谢谢
Thank you.
谢谢 搞什么鬼?
- Thank you. - What the hell?
早上好 陆战队员们
Good morning, Marines!
- Oorah. - Oorah!
哦 天哪
Oh, my goodness.
我们这些选择了
We who have answered the call to serve
为这个伟大国家效力的人都知道
this great nation know this,
那些向我们的自♥由♥发起挑战的人
that those who challenge our freedoms
必将得到一个坚定的回答
can expect a robust response.
R弹就此投下了 我以为我们不用坚定这个词了
- There goes the R-bomb. - I thought we weren't doing robust.
我以为我们还在深思熟虑中
I thought we were still on considered.
我们有这个世界上最好的军队
We have the best military in the world.
而且我们无所畏惧
And we are not afraid.
嘿 Mike? 是的 女士
- Hey, Mike? - Yes, ma'am.
在华盛顿的屁♥股♥上贴上温度计
Stick a thermometer up Washington's ass.
看我创造了多少热度
See how much heat I just created.
正在掰臀瓣呢
Parting the cheeks.
你知道坚定是我的词 她偷了我的词
You know robust is my word. She stole my word.
她本该装傻的 Mike
She was supposed to be dull, Mike.
你在《政客》上有看到我的那张照片了吗?
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