伊莱扎和真心话（2017）

你的朋友
It's your friend.
你是计划生育协会的成员
You're on the board of planned parenthood.
为什么不让人们知道计划生育的作用呢
Why don't you let people know what does planned parenthood do?
因为我觉得人们对此有很多误解 - 没错
Because I think there's a lot of misconceptions. - Yeah.
好 告诉你吧 咱们正在庆祝委员会成立一百周年
Well. Let me tell you, we're celebrating a hundred years in existence.
还有 呃
And, um...
如果你仔细想想
you know if...if you if you think about it,
全国有五分之一的女性
one in five women
都曾做过计划生育
have been to a planned parenthood nationwide.
我们的工作超过90%
And over 90% of what we do
基本都是提供预防性服务
is basically preventative services.
这就像是检查
So, that's like screenings.
检查 我们做巴氏涂片
Screening. We do pap smears.
我们讨论避孕方法的选择
We talk about birth control options.
现在我们也做乳♥房♥♥检查
We do breast exams now.
在洛杉矶 我们也在做产前护理
And even here in L.A., we're doing prenatal care.
所以这些都是很重要的服务
So these are all important services.
面向所有大众
and these are offered to everyone.
我觉得 人们认为计划生育是为
I think people think Planned Parenthood is for,
比如 18岁的失足女孩和妓♥女♥设立的
like,18-year-old girls and prostitutes.
人们都这么想
People think that.
你们给所有人提供服务
It's for everyone.
所有人
It is for everyone.
计划生育服务向任何人 任何年龄段的人敞开了大门
Planned Parenthood opens their doors to anyone, any age group.
我们甚至会为男性提供服务 每个人都支付得起
We're even seeing men now, and anyone can afford it.
所有人都能支付得起
Anyone can afford it.
我知道这是一种 对啊 为这个价格鼓掌吧
And I know this is kind of a, yeah, clap for affordability.
在女性教育的主题中
So in the theme of educating women,
没错
Yes.
因为学习是永无止境的
because we're never ending with our education.
活得越久 学得越多
The older we get, the more we learn.
对于年轻女性来说
And it's important for young women watching this that
从权威人士那里听到这些是很重要的
they hear this from an authority.
也就是我
That's me.
我是获奖的妇产科医生
I'm the award-winning OB-GYN.
就在这里
That's here.
绝对的
Absolutely.
所以我们要玩一个 真真假假 的小游戏
So we're gonna play a little game of true or false.
好吧 来吧 - 我发明了真假游戏
All right. Let's do it. - I invented the game of true or false.
咱就在这儿玩
We're playing it here.
食物还是饮料
Uh...Food or drink,
食物和饮料会让你的阴♥道♥尝起来不一样
food and drink can make your vagina taste differently,
是真是假
true or false?
绝对正确 - 奇了怪了
That is absolutely true. - Weird.
我的建议是 你的购物清单应该包括
And I will say that your market list should include
菠萝 猕猴桃 蓝莓 芒果
pineapple, kiwi, blueberry, mangos.
都是相对便宜的产品
All relatively inexpensive product.
全年有售
Found year-round.
呃 经期里不能怀孕
Uh...You can't get pregnant on your period.
对还是错
True or false?
错的
That's false.
我明白你们都知道答案
I know you're all saying false,
但有些人还不知道 - 是的 会怀孕
But some people don't know. - Yeah, you can. You can.
所以 别听那个开起亚车的超性感男人的鬼话
So, don't listen to that, like, super hot dude in the back of a Kia.
他说 不 你不会怀孕的
Like, "No, this won't happen."
是的 没错
Yeah. That's right.
真是一团糟
That's a big mess.
62%的女大学生
62% of female college students
无法♥正♥确定位阴♥道♥的位置
cannot locate the vagina correctly.
对还是错 - 不幸的是 对的
True or false? - That's actually sadly true, yeah.
就在这儿啊 - 没错
It's right here. - Yeah That's right.
汗津津的 又松又软
It's sweaty and flabby.
呃 是啊
Um. Yeah.
仅仅是因为缺乏性教育吗
Is that just from lack of education.
是啊 - 到底是什么原因
Yeah. - Like, what is that?
把镜子掏出来
You know, pulling out the mirror.
你得把镜子掏出来
You gotta pull out the mirror.
<油炸绿番茄>的风格
"Fried Green Tomatoes" style.
你得好好瞧瞧
You got to look.
你得明白自己身体的构造
You got to know your anatomy.
你得知道阴蒂在哪里 这很重要
You have to know the importance of where the clitoris is,
因为那是女人快乐源泉的所在之处
'cause that's where all the magic happens for women.
对吧 - 这很重要
Right? - And it's important...
这椅子会震动
This chair vibrates.
Gwyneth Paltrow比医生更了解你的阴♥道♥
Gwyneth Paltrow knows more about your vagina than a doctor does.
是真是假
True of false?
我必须辟谣一下 假的
You know, I have to dispel that rumor, and that's false.
那么女人怎么能了解自己更多呢
So how can women learn more about themselves?
男人和女人们
Men and women,
因为我们需要男人和我们并肩作战
because we need men to be in this fight with us.
没错 - 他们从哪里可以获得一些教育
Absolutely. - Where can they go to dispel some of these rumors,
澄清一些谣言呢
get some education?
我认为最重要的是
I think the most important thing is
得和医生聊这个
you need to talk to your doctor,
你得问这些问题
you need to ask those questions.
不要害怕问敏感的问题
Don't be afraid to ask the sensitive questions,
因为我们是统一战线的
You know, because we're all in this together,
男人和女人
and men and women,
男朋友 女朋友们
boyfriends, girlfriends.
每个人都需要了解自己的身体
Everyone needs to know their body.
这是首要的 - 是啊
That's first and foremost. - Yeah.
你需要知道这里的弯弯绕绕
You need to know the roadmap,
然后才能向你的另一半解释
so you can explain it to your partner.
我们可以在你出版了的<她学>里
And we can learn a lot about the vagina in your book "she-ology",
学到很多知识 - 那是肯定的
which is out now. - Well, that's for sure.
你可以学到很多东西
You can learn a lot.
这相当于20世纪的<我们的身体 我们自己>
It's the 20th Century version of "Our Bodies, Ourselves",
书中谈到了许多女性问我的敏感问题
and it really talks about the sensitive questions that women ask me.
非常感谢你能来这里 - 嗯
Thank you so much for being here. - Yeah.
来自计划生育协会的Sherry A. Ross医生
Dr. Sherry A. Ross from Planned Parenthood.
请支持当地的计划生育诊所
Please support your local Planned Parenthood clinics.
你们的支持意义非凡 好了
It's very important. Okay.
接下来 我将展现我的阴♥道♥
Coming up, I'm gonna show you my vagina.
不是开玩笑 马上就来
I'm not kidding. I'm gonna do it. Coming up.
不是为了我
Not for me.
欢迎回来
Welcome back.
我们现在在讨论的是 你的阴♥道♥有多么正常
We're talking about how incredibly normal your vagina is.
Phoebe
Phoebe,
到目前为止 你对你的阴♥道♥满意吗
are you feeling good about your vagina so far?
很满意
I feel great.
没有多少女人看过自己的领土 为此我有些难过
I'm sad that, like, not more women have looked at their regimes.
我一直有在观察自己的
I look at mine all the time.
你必须 因为你必须使力
You got, 'cause you gotta try.
每份力都很艰难
And, like, every effort is hard.
你得把它弄上来 - 是的
You gotta, like, get it up there. - I know.
但有时候你只是想和它好好聊聊
But sometimes you just wanna have, like, a nice chat.
像是 感觉怎么样啊 朋友
Like, how's it going, buddy, you know.
她说 我累了
She's like, I'm tired.
这是我们本季最后一集了 还有
This is our last show of the season. And,
我想 我要哭了
And, I would... I'm about to cry.
我想尝试一些不同的东西
I would like to try something a little bit different.
这可能看起来很奇怪
Uh, this might seem weird.
但从我们开演的那一刻起 我就有了这个想法
but I had this idea from, like, the second we launched the show.
所以请各位
So please,
待在原地不要离开
everyone just stay where you are.
我马上回来
And I will be right back.
欢迎观看今晚的表演
Welcome to tonight's presentation.
生活充满了许多旅程
Life is filled with many journeys,
作为阴♥道♥的生活尤为困难重重
and they can be particularly challenging when you are a vagina.
我来了 世界
Here I come, world.