魔法师（2016）

The Magicians S03E11

Part 4 May 4, 2023, 12:01 p.m.

until this one.
这真的有必要吗？
Is that really necessary?
如果我再经历16次这样的惨败,
If I'm going to experience 16 more of these fiascos,
我做什么真的不重要了,现在不是吗？
it really doesn't matter what I do, now does it?
不,不是的.
No, it doesn't.
那么,那个咒语是什么,超里斯本咒？
So, what about that spell, the Rhinemann Ultra?
啊,是的,超里斯本咒.
Ah, yes, the Rhinemann Ultra.
我的朋友毕格碧拥有它.
My friend Bigby had that.
不幸的是,她死了.
Unfortunately, she's dead.
魔法消失后,一切都变得一团糟.
Everything went to shit when magic died.
生物遭到袭击,
Creatures got set upon,
被砍成碎片后抽取他们的魔力.
chopped up to steal their mojo.
那个可怜的家伙.
That poor thing.
我曾经杀过一个小妖精.
I killed a leprechaun once.
我并不以此为傲.
I'm not proud.
只是说说而已.
Just saying.
我都忘了他有多风趣了.
I'd forgotten how entertaining he can be.
你不会碰巧知道毕格碧把它放在哪里了吧？
You wouldn't happen to know where Bigby kept it?
咒语？
The spell?
我不知道.
I don't.
但你并不是第一个向我询问这一问题的学生.
But you're not the first students to inquire about it.
我可以跳过整个谜题,
There was this whole puzzle thing I can skip over,
但我派了两个学生去看她.
but I sent two students to see her.
他们死了.
They died.
好像有点题材可挖.
Seems to be a bit of a theme.
有个好消息.
There's good news.
你看,他们的死亡,
You see, their deaths were,
嗯,可怕得天翻地覆.
well, earth-shatteringly horrible.
我是说,真的很糟糕.
I mean, really awful...
如果我能忍♥住,我不想去想它.
I don't like to think about it if I can help it.
等等,这怎么会是好消息？
Wait, so how is this good news?
因为他们是鬼魂,亲爱的.
Because they're ghosts, dear.
他们仍然在图书馆出没,最后我检查...
They still haunt the Library, last I checked...
在很深的地方.
Pretty deep in the stacks.
他们可能还记得那个咒语.
They might remember the spell.
但如果我是你的话，我会小心的.
But I'd be careful if I were you.
鬼魂,嗯,鬼魂可能是很危险的.
Ghosts, well, ghosts can be dangerous.
嗯.
Yeah.
你怎么能这样对我,伙计？
How could you do this to me, man?
你是我,我是你,我们是一人.
You're me, I'm you, we're us.
我永远不会背叛我自己.
I would never betray myself.
你还没有经历过我所经历的.
You haven't been through what I've been through.
是的,我有,除了激光手术.
Yes, I have, except the Lasik.
不止于此.
There's more than that.
管他呢.
Whatever.
你知道吗,我觉得你很酷
You know, I thought you were cool
也很勇敢.
and brave.
我挖出了你的夹克,
And I dug your jacket,
但现在我只是觉得你是个混♥蛋♥,
but now I just think you're a dick,
太糟糕了,因为这意味着我自己是个混♥蛋♥.
which sucks, because that means I'm a dick.
你能指望什么?
What do you expect?
我的朋友抛弃了我.
My friends abandoned me.
也许他们也是对的.
Maybe they were right too.
什么,你也给他们下了药并背叛了他们？
What, did you roofie and betray them too?
不是的.
No.
不是我做了什么,而是我要做什么.
It's not what I did, it's what I'm gonna do.
你怎么知道你要做什么？
How do you know what you're gonna do?
加速？
The Quickening?
加速是啥？
What's the Quickening?
我想都不敢想这个.
I can't think about it.
我不想让他们的鲜血沾满我的双手.
I don't want all their blood on my hands.
加速是啥该死的东西？
What the hell is the Quickening?
没什么你需要担心的.
Nothing you need to worry about.
你应该庆幸你没和狼人上♥床♥.
Just be glad you didn't bang a werewolf.
我们谈点别的吧,好吗？
Let's talk about something else, okay?
现在我需要一片阿司匹林.
Now I need an aspirin.
是的,图书馆被洗劫一空
Yeah, the Library got ransacked
在野兽摧毁了学校的大部分之后.
after The Beast took out most of the school.
老实说,大部分洗劫都是我♥干♥的,
Honestly, I did most of the ransacking,
但我没有看到任何鬼魂.
but I didn't see any ghosts.
艾略特,我靠！
Eliot, holy shit!
那到底是什么啊？
What the hell was that?
我想我认识死在这里的学生.
I think I know the students who died here.
艾略特和...-玛戈？
Eliot and... - Margo?
我告诉过你我们需要收拾好我们的东西,艾略特.
I told you we need to get our shit together, Eliot.
我已经收拾好了.
I have my shit together.
不,你只是勉强把他们搞在一起.
No, you're holding your shit together, barely.
这是有区别的.
There's a difference.
不要让毕格碧那个小妖精进入你的脑海.
Don't let that pixie twat Bigby get in your head.
她说我是花♥花♥公♥子♥,
She called me a lush,
这基本上只是一种用来形容酗酒的好方法.
which is basically just a nice way of saying alcoholic.
她说我搞不定这个咒语.
And she said I couldn't handle the spell.
你为什么不证明她错了，帮我，好吗？？
Why don't you prove her wrong and help me, okay?
我们这是在干嘛？
What are we doing?
嗯,在我们做里斯本咒之前,
Well, before we can do the Rhinemann,
我们需要电力.
we need a power-up.
这是一个合作完成的咒语.
Here is a cooperative spell.
现在,如果我们能把这些东西放在一起,
Now, if we can cast this together,
它可能会给我们足够的能量来杀死野兽.
it might just give us enough juice to kill The Beast.
如果我们选错了,
And if we cast it wrong,
轰隆隆.
kaboom.
所以,让我们不要把它搞错了.
So, let's not cast it wrong.
如果毕格碧是对的呢？
What if Bigby was right?
如果我喝得太醉了怎么办？
What if I am too drunk?
如果我搞砸了怎么办？
What if I screw it up?
噢..
Ooh.
你不能丢下我不管.
You are not gonna cock out on me.
跑路？
Cock out?
我会说娘娘腔，实话实说.
I'd say pussy, but let's be honest.
哪一个更难？
Which one is tougher?
做决定.
Point made.
哦,上帝,哦,上帝...
Oh, God, oh, God...
我搞砸了,我搞砸了,
I screwed up, I screwed up,
我搞砸了,我搞砸了.
I screwed up, I screwed...
我搞砸了,我搞砸了,
I screwed it up, I screwed it up,
我搞砸了...
I screwed it up...
我搞砸了,我搞砸了.
I screwed it up, I screwed it up...
斑比？
Bambi?
我的斑比呢？
Where's my Bambi?
我的斑比呢？
Where's my Bambi?
赶快.噢!
Come on. Oh!
天啊！
Jesus Christ!
我♥操♥.
Cocks.
哦，恶心，那是……
Oh, yuck, that was...
太恶心了.
So yuck.
一点也不好玩.
Not fun at all.
请告诉我你搞定那个咒语了.
Please tell me you got that spell.
是的,我想我能搞定.
Yeah, I think I can make it out.
我想有人在跟踪我们.
I think someone is following us.
当我发出信♥号♥♥时,请别挡道.
When I give the signal, stay out of the way.
好吧.
Okay.
现在!
Now!
这就是你的信♥号♥♥？
That's your signal?
佩?
Penny?
茱莉亚.
Julia.
所以,是你.
So, it is you.
实实在在的你.
You're real.
你还活着.
You're alive.
哇哦！嗯,嗯.
Whoa! Um, uh...
茱莉亚,是我.
Julia, it's me.
是啊,我知道.