魔法师（2016）
The Magicians
第三季
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魔法师（2016）
The Magicians S03E02
Part 1
March 28, 2021, 1:07 p.m.
"魔法师" 前情提要
Previously, on "The Magicians"...
作为一个尼芬 你招惹了敌人
As a niffin, you made enemies.
有人在找你... 八目鳗
One of them seeks you... the Lamprey.
你只剩一个预警装置了
You're down to an early warning device.
一个警钟 如果你愿意这么说的话
An alarm, if you will.
这是什么 开玩笑吗
- What is that, a joke?
- 是癌症吗 - 是癌症加强版
- Is it cancer? - Call it cancer plus.
每次你离开这里 去时间正常流逝的地方
Every time you leave this branch, you go where time moves normally,
- 而当时间流动... - 我的癌症就会扩散 我知道
- and where time progresses... - So does my super cancer. I know.
我想施个魔咒 欺骗日
I wanna do a spell. A cheat day.
我只是在把一切都联♥系♥起来
I'm just putting it all together.
告诉我你在想什么
Just tell me what you think,
还有你可以试试俄♥罗♥斯♥口音吗
and could you maybe try a Russian accent?
马雅可夫斯基 那是一个电池
Mayakovsky. That's a battery.
那能存储魔法流
That holds magical current.
你有多少
How many of those do you have?
- 我的人♥民♥需要帮助 - 他们的确需要
- My people need help. - They sure do.
我会送你去史诗探险
I'll send you on an epic quest.
七钥传说
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
茱莉 这就是我们的探索任务
Jules, this is our quest.
我们已经开始了
And we're already on it.
七钥传说
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
第一章
Chapter one.
很久以前 在一个遥远的王国里
Long ago, in a far-off kingdom,
住着一位勇敢的骑士的女儿
lived the daughter of a brave knight.
骑士一直想要个儿子
The knight had always wanted a son
以便传承他的技艺
to whom he might pass on his skills.
因此 尽管父女之情浓厚
So, while father and daughter loved one another,
女儿经常觉得自己使父亲失望了
she often felt herself a disappointment to him.
有一天 一个女巫绑♥架♥了骑士
One day, a witch kidnapped the knight.
骑士的女儿恳请女巫释放父亲
The daughter pleaded with her to return him.
女巫拒绝了 但给出了拯救骑士的方法
The witch said no, but he could be rescued
即完成一个探索任务
if the girl could complete a quest.
"有七把钥匙" 女巫说
"There are seven keys," said the witch.
"找到它们 然后你就能打开关押你父亲的监狱...
"Find them, and you can open your father's prison...
世界尽头的城♥堡♥"
the Castle At The End of the World".
女巫告诉女儿 第一把钥匙就在
The witch told the daughter the first key was to be found
王国外的一个小岛上
on an island beyond her kingdom,
骑士的女儿驶过了外岛
so she sailed past the Outer Islands.
她的航程充满未知数
And while the voyage was treacherous,
目的地更是如此
her destination was more so,
因为境后之岛上的一切都不若其看上去的那般
for nothing was as it seemed on After Island.
好吧
Wow. Okay.
所以 然后...
So, then...
然后...
Then...
天啊
Jesus.
这本书隐瞒的部分比我前女友还多
This book is more withholding than my last girlfriend.
所以第一个探索任务
Right, so the first quest
在费罗里
is in Fillory.
艾略特去探路
Eliot's taking point.
- 对 但我们应该跟他一起去 - 对 我们应该这么做
- Yeah, but we should be there with him. - Hell, yeah, we should.
探索任务不是单人任务
Quests are not a solo op,
感谢福格院长和全球最大的联邦快递
and thanks to Dean Fogg and the world's biggest FedEx bill,
我们的钟到了
we've got the clock.
我们需要的只是魔法
So all we need is magic.
- 这就轮到你了 是吧 - 错
- Which is where you come in, right? - Wrong.
我的意思是 这就像试图用一滴无铅汽油
I mean, that would be like trying to power a Ferrari
- 发动法拉利 - 所以我们怎么为它提供动力
- on a drop of unleaded. - So we power this puppy how?
- 马雅可夫斯基 - 对
- Mayakovsky. - Yes.
我能专注在不打我脸的事情上吗
Can I focus on something I don't wanna punch in the face?
他在布雷克比尔斯南校有四块电池
He had four batteries in Brakebills South.
他说这就是全部了 但...
He said that's all he had, but...
他是个谎话连篇的醉汉 所以他肯定有更多
He's a lying drunk, so of course he had more.
而且自从魔法消失后他就不见了
And he's been MIA since magic got shut down.
如果他在地球游荡 他肯定在使用电池
And if he's roaming the earth, he's using them.
这只能骗小孩
If only to scam chicks.
- 知道是哪里吗 - 不
- Any ideas where? - No.
我想说 魔法可能消失了 但...
I mean, magic might be dead, but...
谷歌♥很好用
Google isn't.
所以...
So...
我们没钱了
We're out of dough.
俚语
钱
Moolah.
俚语
钱
Chedda.
钱 大家
Money, people.
魔法消失了
Magic's gone.
我们甚至无法控制金甲虫了
We can't even control the gold-shitting beetles anymore,
现在它们已经宣布自♥由♥并消失了
and now they've declared themselves free and disappeared.
我们即将成为一个
We're about to be a third world country
拥有两个半国家的星球上的第三世界国家
on a planet with two and a half countries.
对 这就是为什么议会和我想知道
Yes, which is why the Council and I are wondering
我们为什么要在一艘非常旧的船上
why we're spending so much money
花这么多钱的原因
on a very old ship.
感谢你的提问 玛戈女王
Oh, thank you for asking, Queen Margo.
赤麂号♥在我国破旧的战舰中是最快的
The Muntjac is the fastest boat in our ancient, leaky fleet,
也是到达外岛的最佳方式
and the best way to reach the Outer Islands,
那里已经有多长时间没收税了...
where taxes haven't been collected in...
四十六年三个月零七天
46 years, 3 months, and 7 days.
让我们明确政♥府♥是如何运作的
So let's just be clear here about how government works.
没钱我们什么都做不了
We can't do anything without money.
如果对帝王的命令
Now, if there are any dissenting opinions
有任何异议
as to my royal order,
我会提醒议会 这不是民♥主♥制国家
I will remind the Council that this is not a democracy.
这可是从未说过的真话
Truer words never spoken.
这个会议
And this meeting
是为了通知在场的各位我打算做什么
is to inform all assembled here what I intend to do.
我们拭目以待
We'll see.
我也没线索
Me, either.
伙计们
Guys?
- 这是赫奇女巫酒吧吗 - 吸引了我的注意
- Is that a Hedge Witch bar? - Caught my eye.
什么... 你在哪里找到的
What... where'd you find this?
油管上 都市狂欢
YouTube. Urban Freakfest.
刚上传的
Was just posted.
停下 米沙 不
Stop it, Mischa, no!
好吧 这不错
Okay, that's cool, um...
第一 马雅可夫斯基的名字
Point one, Mayakovsky's first name...
- 米沙 - 没错
- Mischa. - Right.
俄语的"乔"
The "Joe" of Russia.
第二 俄♥罗♥斯♥的象征
Point two, the symbol of Russia...
棕色的熊
a brown bear.
第三 认出这个了吗
Point three... recognize that?
- 这看起来有点像... - 对
- Yeah, that does kinda look like... - Yep.
第四
And point four...
那只熊是个男人
That bear is a dick.
对
Da.
它多大了
How old is this one?
摩西八个月大
Moses is eight months.
太老了
That's too old.
- 那... - 首先
- Hmm, what about... - First, I...
我要知道你是否完全认同耶稣
need to know whether you have fully accepted Jesus
是你的救世主
as your savior.
你说什么
Pardon?
这只呢
What about this one?
- 海斯特五个月大 - 我要她
- Hester is five months. - I'll take her.
我需要你向我发誓
I do need you to swear to me
你会保护她
that you'll protect this animal,
海斯特不会经历任何邪恶的事情
and Hester shall see no evil.
魔法师第三季 第二集
等等 马雅可夫斯基
So, wait, Mayakovsky
把最后几份魔法用在酒吧的把戏上吗
uses the last drops of magic anywhere for a bar trick?
魔法师（2016）
The Magicians
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