足球教练（2020）

Ted Lasso S02E03

Part 3 Aug. 7, 2021, 9:28 a.m.

早上好希金斯
Good morning, Higgins.
这是我的教女诺拉她今天会作为见习生跟着我
This is my goddaughter, Nora. She's going to be shadowing me today.
真好欢迎加入
Outstanding! Welcome aboard.
韦尔顿女士我收到你的电邮了
And Miss Welton, I received your email.
你的建议又一次解决了所有问题
And once again your suggestion fixed everything.
真是一如既往地英明
I mean, brilliant as always.
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
我只是想给你涨涨面子
I was just trying to make you look good.
-被你搞砸了 -确实
-You blew that. -Yeah, I did.
显然做掌门人的一大好处
And obviously one of the perks of being in charge
是拥有属于自己的私人密室
is having your own private sanctum.
该死
Shit!
我以为你今天不上班
I didn't think you were coming in today.
我有时会在你不来的时候用你的办公室
When I know you're not gonna be here, sometimes I use your office.
我喜欢这里的光线以及没有臭味
I like the light and the absence of smells.
没事我们改变计划了
No worries. We had a change of plans.
-基莉这是诺拉 -嗨
-Keeley, this is Nora. -Hey.
诺拉这是基莉琼斯我们的营销主管
Nora, this is Keeley Jones. Our head of marketing.
来杯茶
Cuppa?
见到你真高兴
I'm so excited to meet you.
我听说过你的好多事我很爱你妈妈
I've heard a lot about you and I love your mum.
她好酷
She's so cool.
“伴伴”是什么
What's "Bantr"?
只是一项副业这是新的约会应用程式
It's just a little side hustle gig. It's a new dating app.
有间风险投资公♥司♥ 让我接一些他们的公♥关♥工作
This venture capital firm asked if I can do some freelance PR for them.
酷有什么亮点吗
Cool. What's the hook?
其实挺有意思
It's pretty groovy actually.
他们想做一个没那么浅薄的约会软件供人们选择
They wanna be a less superficial dating app alternative.
完全匿名没有照片
It's completely anonymous, no photos.
重点是鼓励人们建立感情
It's all about encouraging people to connect
通过语言和个性
using their words and personalities.
是所以你不知道和你交流的人
Yeah, so you don't know if the person you're communicating with
到底是美是丑
is remotely fit or not.
很可怕吧
Horrifying, isn't it?
我觉得很棒
I think that's awesome.
对我也觉得
Yeah, no. Me too.
酷
Cool.
我昨晚下载了伴伴
So, I downloaded Bantr last night.
好样的
Attaboy.
想找女朋友
Looking for a lady, hey?
天啊不是的我立即就删了
Oh, God, no. No, I deleted it immediately.
而且在找女人这事上我很挑剔
Besides, I am very picky when it comes to women.
-是吗 -对是的
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah. Oh, yeah.
不过女人也挺挑剔的所以…
But women are pretty picky too, so…
对我现在也没有谈恋爱的想法
Yeah, I'm not really looking for anything romantic right now either.
但是如果我真的在那个软件上遇到灵魂伴侣
But, boy, what if I did get on there and I met my soul mate
改变了我整个人生轨迹
and it changed the whole course of my life.
-那可太棒了对吧 -是
-That'd be pretty neato. Yeah? -Yeah.
你呢教练你注册了吗
What about you, Coach? You get on there yet?
不…
No, no, no.
简和我的关系在这周末有了重大进展
Jane and I took a big step forward in our relationship this weekend.
我们现在共享iCloud账户
We are now sharing an iCloud account.
这叫数码亲密
They call it digital intimacy.
所以如果她发现你下载了约会软件…
So if she found out that you downloaded a dating app…
她会用钳子和喷灯毁了我的手♥机♥ 对
She would destroy my phone with pliers and a blowtorch. Yes.
嗨亲爱的
Hi, darling.
钻石狗会议休会
Diamond Dogs adjourned?
对我在嚎叫像狗一样对
Yeah, I was howling. Like a dog, yeah.
嗨杰米
Hey, Jamie.
嗨你今天感觉如何
Hey, how you feeling today?
-棒极了 -是吗
-Fucking great. -Yeah?
我昨晚修眉时想到一个妙招
Yeah, I had this dope idea last night during me eyebrow threading.
我要给全队人买♥♥PS5游戏机这样他们一定爱死我
I'm gonna buy the whole team PS5s. They'll fucking love me.
对但有的人会认为那是在花钱买♥♥爱
Yeah, but, you know, some folks might also consider that buying affection, you know.
没错
Exactly.
没什么比花钱买♥♥爱更值得的事了对吧
Yeah, what better thing to spend money on than love? Hey?
他有时真的很懂如何克服困境
Boy. He sure does thread that needle sometimes, don't he?
先生们我认为目前的状况
Well, gentlemen, I think we might have ourselves
算是“紧急情况请打破玻璃”
a "break glass in case of emergency" situation here.
-知道我们该怎么做吗 -找莎伦医生
-You know what we gotta do? -Get Dr. Sharon?
什么不是…
What? No, no, no.
不我觉得是时候让这些年轻人见见…
No, I think it's time for these young fellas to meet…
那家伙了
that guy.
不…
No. No, no.
没错
Oh, yes.
没错…
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
他们不用见那家伙不需要没有人需要
They don't need to meet that guy. They don't. Nobody does.
别担心教练看我力挽狂澜
Don't worry, Coach. It's gonna be great.
好的回头见
All right. I'll see you in a little bit.
“那家伙”是谁
Who's "that guy"?
拉德泰索
Led Tasso.
拉德泰索是谁
Who's Led Tasso?
破釜沉舟之计
The last resort.
你还是没回答我的问题吧
Still doesn't really answer my question though, does it?
拉德泰索是谁
Who's Led Tasso?
我们在英超时和球员签了合约
So, our players have contracts that were signed when we were a premiership club.
但目前我们的收入是英冠的水平所以…
But our current income is that of a championship club. Which means--
你们给英冠球员支付英超薪酬
You're paying premiership rates for championship players,
所以财务方面俱乐部一团糟
so financially the club's a bit fucked.
抱歉
Sorry.
她的理解速度比泰德快
She got it quicker than Ted did.
请进
Come in.
山姆见到你真开心
Sam! How nice to see you.
-对不起打扰了 -不会进来吧
-I apologize for interrupting. -No, please.
山姆这是我的教女诺拉
Sam, this is my goddaughter, Nora.
-诺拉这是山姆… -山姆奥比桑亚
-Nora, this is Sam-- -Sam Obisanya.
嗨山姆奥比桑亚
Hi, Sam Obisanya.
对…你们以前常一起看《冰雪奇缘》
Oh, yes. You guys used to watch Frozen together.
那部电影我自己也看了好几次
I have now watched that movie many times myself.
是对于许多人生历程的一个美丽隐喻
It's a beautiful metaphor for many of life's journeys.
对尤其是关于青春期
Yeah, especially puberty.
有什么能帮到你的吗
What can I help you with?
这个…
Well…
我想终止与迪拜航♥空♥的合约
I would like to pull out of my campaign with Dubai Air.
什么为什么
What? Why?
我最近得知迪拜航♥空♥的母公♥司♥蟹守螺石油
Well, it has come to my attention that Dubai Air's parent company, Cerithium Oil,
正在摧毁尼日利亚的环境
is destroying Nigeria's environment.
同时贿赂政♥府♥官员让他们置之不理
And at the same time bribing government officials to look the other way.
我不能当他们子公♥司♥的代言人
I can't be the face of one of their subsidiaries.
真棒
Hell, yeah.
听着基莉我真的很抱歉我知道你为此付出了很多努力
Look, Keeley, I'm really sorry. I know how hard you worked for this.
没关系
It's okay.
你当然可以退出山姆
Of course you don't have to do it, Sam.
我会处理的
I'll take care of it.
谢谢
Thank you.
很高兴见到你诺拉
And lovely to meet you, Nora.
他记得我的名字
He remembered my name.
他们是我们的赞助商
They are our sponsor.
我们可能得先通知他们一声以免把关系弄僵
We might need to give them a bell so we don't ruffle any feathers.
我会处理的
I will handle it.
蟹守螺石油的行政总裁是鲁伯特的老朋友
The CEO of Cerithium Oil is an old friend of Rupert's.
也许他仍觉得我有魅力
Perhaps he'll still find me charming.
你给我过来
Come here, you.
那是拉德泰索
That's Led Tasso.
我懂了
Now I get it.
你所熟悉的泰德暂时消失了
The Ted you know is gone for now.
仔细听我说垃圾们
Now listen up, you little turd birds!
11点开始训练
Practice starts at 11 o'clock.
如果你们没有提前五分钟完成热身
If you are not stretched five minutes early
那就算迟到45分钟
then you are 45 minutes late!