足球教练（2020）

Ted Lasso S02E03

Part 1 Aug. 7, 2021, 9:28 a.m.

嗨你好吗
Hi, how you doing?
你是新来的吗
You new around here?
新来地球
To planet Earth?
不我13岁
No, I'm 13.
但我挺肯定这是我的第三世轮回
But I'm also fairly certain this is my third life reincarnated.
哇真厉害
Well, color me impressed
因为我在这个蓝色星球的第三世轮回是一只马蝇而已
'cause my third lap around this big blue marble I was nothing but a horsefly.
-我从没见过马飞 -没见过
-Oh, I've never seen a horse fly. -No?
只看过一次马尿
Saw a horse pee once.
有点措手不及
That was a lot.
对而且过程很吵
Yeah. Noisy too.
说实话我后腰的文身完全移除后
To be honest, now that my lower back tattoo's completely gone,
我竟然有点想念它
I kinda miss it.
饼干快车到站了呜…
Here comes the biscuits train! Choo choo!
靓女蓝精灵
Sassy Smurf!
-万宝路男 -什么
-Marlboro Man. -What?
嗨…
Hey! Hey!
真好啊好惊喜
All right! How about that? Yeah.
-慢用老板 -谢谢
-Here you go, boss. -Thank you.
嘿新来的前台是谁
Hey, who's the new receptionist?
那是诺拉我的女儿
That's Nora, my daughter.
这样啊等等
Okay. Wait…
她是我女儿吗
Is she mine?
泰德我们是六个月前上♥床♥的
Ted, we had sex like six months ago.
那倒是…抱歉对数学不好
Right, right. Sorry. Yeah, bad math.
如果我没记错你射在我的…
And if memory serves, you finished on my--
嘿是
Hey! Yeah.
没必要纠结那些细节
No reason to get into the science of it all
尤其在我老板面前
in front of the boss here, you know.
所以…总之…
So… anyhoo…
最近好吗靓女是哪阵风把你吹来了
What's the hap, Sass? What brings your fun buns in town?
我要在布莱顿的会议上发言所以把诺拉留在讨厌鬼这里
I'm speaking at a conference in Brighton. So Nora is staying with Stinky here.
对我要好好地实现
Yes, and I am going to make good
过去六年她的每一个愿望
on every single one of her wishes from the last six years.
只要确保其中一个愿望
Just make sure one of those wishes
是备用卫生棉条就好神仙教母小姐
is a spare tampon then, Miss Fairy Godmother.
估计那姑娘只要稍有磕碰就会迎来第一次月经
That girl is an errant cobblestone away from her first period.
天灵灵地灵灵
Well, bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah. You know.
见到你总是很开心靓女永远有话直说
Always good to see ya, Sass. Straight shooter.
我就不打搅两位女士了先告辞了好吗
Okay, I'll let you ladies get back to it. All right? TTFN. Yeah?
嘿对了
Hey, you know what?
正如名人名言所说我们今日要铸造奇迹好吗
What do you say we do what the man says and make today our masterpiece, yeah?
好的
Okay.
-他在床上说话风格是不是也… -全程如此而且很希望你爽
-Did he talk like that when-- -The whole time and so eager to please.
美好的回忆
It was fabulous.
-泰德 -教练
-Ted! -Coach!
劳埃德来个佩特班纳塔式提问吧
All right, Lloyd, why don't you go all Pat Benatar on me, yeah?
意思是“用我最好的招数对付你”
And hit you with my best shot?
-请开火 -太好了
-Fire away. -Yes!
这周末你们的对手是考文垂你们很被看好
So, you've got Coventry City this weekend, where you're heavily favored.
你认为这将结束令人难堪的连续平局吗
You think this'll end your team's embarrassing streak of draws?
劳埃德我从不因为平局感到难堪
Oh, Lloyd, I've never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers.
这都是成长的一部分
It's all part of growing up. Yeah?
好的还有谁吗
All right, who else?
是先生
Yes, sir.
特伦特克里姆《独♥立♥报》
Trent Crimm, The Independent.
嗨特伦特向邓斯特和尤妮安学习放马过来吧
Hi, Trent. Make like Dunst and Union and bring it on, baby.
泰德你的强项是善于打造健康的球队氛围
Ted, you're known for creating a great environment in the locker room,
但你觉得浪子杰米塔特的归队
but do you think the return of the prodigal son, Jamie Tartt,
会影响这种所谓的“好氛围”吗
will impact that so-called "vibe"?
我认为不会特伦特
Well, I don't think so, Trent.
对我相信杰米正在转变为一个更好的人
Yeah. I believe that Jamie's on a path to becoming a better man
我只是在这个旅程中助他一臂之力
and I'm just here to help him along that journey.
就当我是属于他的宫城先生吧
You know, think of me as his own personal Mr. Miyagi.
只不过我不会让他做一堆杂活是的
Except without all that extra yard work. Yeah.
-有人在吗 -嗨
-Knock knock! -Hey!
山姆我这里有样东西你一定想看
Sam, I think I have something you might wanna see.
是
Okay?
想不想看你为迪拜航♥空♥拍的照片
You wanna look at your photos from the Dubai Air shoot?
好啊拜托
Yes, please.
天啊我很紧张但也很激动
Oh, God. I'm very nervous. But also very excited.
和科林开他的兰博基尼载我的感觉一样
That's similar to whenever Colin drives me somewhere in his Lamborghini.
没错是真的我驾驭不了那车
Aye, it's true. It's way too much car for me.
-看看你天啊 -哇
-Look at you! I mean, come on. -Wow!
（欢迎体验奢华）
你真是有型有品你就是传奇
You're a mood. You're a moment. You're a mantra.
听起来是在夸我谢谢
Those sound like compliments. Thank you.
哥们我有点糊涂这是专门针对丑人的广♥告♥
Bruh, I'm confused. Is this an ad for ugly people?
恭喜你兄弟我等不及在地铁站看到这些广♥告♥
Congratulations, amigo. I can't wait to see these up in a tube station.
对这样我就能在他脸上画老二
Yeah, so I can draw a dick on his face.
对
Yeah!
哥们你为什么在飞机上还穿球衣
Bro, why you wearing your kit on the plane?
因为只有这样他们才知道他是足球运动员
'Cause it's the only way they'll know he's a footballer.
总之哥们我们要…
Anyways, man. What are we…
-照片真棒 -谢谢你
-The pictures are so great. -Thank you so much.
-对我很为你自豪 -谢谢
-Yeah, I'm so proud of you! -Thanks.
-回头见 -回头见
-I'll see you later. -I'll see you later.
小伙子们你们别忘了注册
Oh, boys. Will you remember to sign up
我电邮里说的那个新约会应用程式好吗
for that new dating app I emailed you all about?
这能帮忙吸引客流
It would really help draw some traction
年轻性感的足球员可是大卖♥♥点
if there were some young, hot footballers on there.
这个嘛…
Yeah, well…
基莉…名字叫什么来着
Keeley, what was the name again?
伴伴伴侣的伴
Bantr. B-A-N-T-R.
和Grindr一样
Like Grindr.
对
Yeah.
答应我你们会试试的好吗
Well, promise me you'll just check it out?
-好的 -你们最棒了
-Of course. -You're the best!
拜拜
Bye!
好的各位周末有重要比赛
Okay, fellas. Got a big game this weekend.
-对手特点教练 -很野蛮
-What are we looking at, Coach? -Very physical.
-好的行还有吗 -可以说是暴♥力♥倾向
-Okay. All right. Anything else? -Borderline violent.
你们也听到了
You heard the man.
仍不敢相信这运动不让球员戴安全垫惊人
Still can't believe y'all don't have pads in this sport. It's amazing.
抱歉教练我能说几句吗
Sorry, Coach. Do you mind if I say something, please?
是没问题杰米说吧
Yeah. No, sure, Jamie. Come on. Yeah.
谢谢
Thanks.
我知道过去的我不是好队友
I know I wasn't the greatest teammate.
我做了一些糟糕的事说了一些糟糕的话
I did some shitty things. I said some shitty things.
但我希望这里的每一个人知道我真的很抱歉
But I want each and every one of you to know that I'm truly sorry
也准备好了竭尽所能弥补各位好吗
and I'm ready to do whatever it takes to make it up to ya. Yeah?
你说我是有黄疸病的蠕虫
You called me a jaundiced worm.
对是的对此我很抱歉科林
Right, yeah. And I'm sorry about that, Colin.
还是在我家乡的报纸文章里
In a profile for my hometown paper.
你对我妈调情
You hit on my mum.
在我爸面前
In front of my dad.
我很抱歉邦伯凯奇
I apologize for that, Bumbercatch.
请向你父亲转达我的歉意
Please tell your father I'm sorry.
顺便和詹妮特问声好
And give Janet me best, yeah?
他说你朝手掌放屁然后把屁释放在他脸上
He said that you cupped a fart and put it in his face.
用法语说出来比较优雅
Sounds better in French.
对我知道我记得很抱歉
Yeah. I know. I do remember that and I'm sorry.
嘿还有人要说吗
Hey, is there anyone else?
你害我们降级了哥们
You got us relegated, mate.
我不认识你但我不喜欢你
I don't know you, but I don't like you.
我不是蠕虫
I am not a worm.
好的…各位够了没事
Okay, fellas. All right. That's good.
不错的道歉这是好的开始行了大家走
Good apology. Way to get the ball rolling. Okay. Come on, guys. Let's go.
去球场解决问题吧
Let's get out on the pitch. Settle it out there.
加油里士满
Let's go, Richmond!
走吧来