基和皮尔（2012）

Key and Peele S01E02

Part 4 April 26, 2021, 4:08 p.m.

♪ Sometimes, the thing you're searching for ♪
♪ 有时你踏破铁鞋寻觅 ♪
♪ has been there the whole time ♪
♪ 结果其实一直在身边 ♪
♪ You... I wanna give you all I got now ♪
♪ 你我想全部都赏你 ♪
♪ You... And I'll take all you can give ♪
♪ 你给我的统统吃掉 ♪
♪ You... And I'll never turn my back on you ♪
♪ 我永远不会不管你 ♪
♪ As long as we both shall live ♪
♪ 今生今世绝对不食言 ♪
♪ I'm talking about you ♪
♪ 我现在说的人就是你 ♪
♪ You... standing right in front of you ♪
♪ 你面前的那人儿啊 ♪
♪ You... Nothing left to hide ♪
♪ 你我已没啥好隐瞒 ♪
♪ You... Sugar, say, I'm telling you ♪
♪ 你宝贝快听我告白 ♪
♪ Everything I've kept very deep inside ♪
♪ 深藏内心的暗恋情怀 ♪
♪ I'm rubbing up against ♪
♪ 我摩擦摩擦再摩擦擦 ♪
♪ Your big bald head, your big bald head ♪
♪ 你的闪闪亮亮大光头 ♪
♪ I said your big bald head and then I ♪
♪ 我就爱你的那颗大头 ♪
♪ There is no-one else I could be possibly talking about ♪
♪ 这人超级明显就是你 ♪
♪ 'Cause you are bald, and you are here ♪
♪ 因为你是光头还在这 ♪
♪ You... You're a woman, I'm a man, now ♪
♪ 你是女人我是男人 ♪
♪ You... And you know that's how I like it ♪
♪ 你知道我爱男女配 ♪
♪ You... And I'm specifically talking about ♪
♪ 你我特别指的就是 ♪
♪ You... Because you're a girl and I am the opposite ♪
♪ 你因为你女而我男 ♪
♪ You... Woman, woman, woman, woman, woman ♪
♪ 你女人女人女人女 ♪
♪ You... You are a woman, I am a man ♪
♪ 你是女人我是男人 ♪
♪ You... You know I like women ♪
♪ 你知道我喜欢女人 ♪
♪ You... Because...I am a man ♪
♪ 你因为我是个男人 ♪
♪ You... Never liked a man in my life before ♪
♪ 你我从没爱过男人 ♪
♪ You... And I don't like one now ♪
♪ 你我现在也是一样 ♪
Thank you so much. Thank you.
非常谢谢各位谢谢
Good night everybody. Good night.
晚安各位观众晚安
What?
撞屁啊
You wanna go? You wanna go?
你欠扁是不是来单挑吗
You wanna go do it right now? Let's go right now.
现在想来打是不是那来打啊
Let go of my shirt, dude. Let go of my shirt, dude.
放开我的衣服你才放开我衣服
We asked 'em to move black people down, please.
我们让他们把黑人往前排移
We had enough. Black people in the front.
我们够了黑人来坐前面
l love how, if you put white people in the back,
我觉得很有趣如果让白人坐后面
all of the sudden, they become rowdy.
他们就会突然变得很吵闹
What the fuck is that? I know, right?
这是闹哪样对啊
See, we didn't really mind being in the back all those years.
我们老黑这么多年来从不介意坐后面
It's fun as shit back there.
后面可老鸡♥巴♥好玩了