基和皮尔（2012）

Key and Peele S01E06

Part 4 April 26, 2021, 4:09 p.m.

while he tries to hit me with his cane, old man.
看着他试着用拐杖打到我死老头
God chose me for this fight.
神选了我来打这场决斗
God is the teacher, Derek is the student,
神就是老师德瑞克是学生
and I am God's instrument.
而我就是神的教导工具
When I squeeze your lungs, Derek,
德瑞克当我紧捏你的肺部
and you beg me for life,
你祈求我留你一条狗命时
then your heart will open up to the Lord.
你的心就会对神打开了
I'm gonna knock him out round one, bitch.
我第一轮就会把它干倒狗逼
Wait. What did he say again?
等等他刚才说什么了
He said God chose him.
他说神选择了他
That doesn't even make sense, really.
这话有点狗屁不通啊
When you eat through plastic tube,
当你得插塑料胃管进食
when you are paralyzed from neck down,
当你脖子以下全部瘫痪时
then your family
你的一家大小
will gather around your hospital bed
就会来到你医院的病榻旁
to see the new Derek.
来见证焕然一新的德瑞克
Okay, he know we just talking here, right?
好他知道我们只是在赛前吹嘘吧
I mean, we just--
我们只是扯扯皮...
We just getting people interested in the fight--
我们只是吸引观众来看这场决斗...
because I'm sorry-- is this nigger crazy?
抱歉失礼他是不是神经病
God's lessons are so beautiful.
神的教导是如此美丽
"God's lessons are beautiful"?
还"神的教导是如此美丽"
I'm sorry. Who put this fight together?
抱歉是谁安排的这场决斗
This is just--
这也太...
If y'all got an actual crazy person for me to fight,
如果你们真找了一个疯子来跟我打
well, that's not fair to me...
那也太不公平了无论是对我
Or him.
还是对他来说
What you mean, you can't find him?
你说找不到他人了是什么意思
Well, where is he?
他到底上哪去了
Yo, man, where my manager at? Steve?
靠我的经纪人呢史提夫
How's it--
这怎么...
Thank you so much.
谢谢大家
All right, so here's the thing.
好的今天是这样的
Keegan can't say good-bye, so I'm gonna say good-bye.
基根不能跟大家说再见所以我来说
Why can't I-- What?
为什么我不能... 什么
Broke your larynx. That's why.
你的咽喉被我点炸了所以你不能说
Broke your larynx. Good night, everybody.
点坏了你的咽喉大家晚安
Good night.
晚安
Remember the video stores, there was always new releases,
当年在影片出租店里都会有"新发行"
but then there was also new arrivals.
以及"新到货"这两种
lf you have Julia Roberts in your movie,
如果朱莉娅·罗伯茨在那部电影里
it's a new release.
那就会是新发行
虽然作品无数上得了台面的作品不多
男演员是朱莉娅·罗伯茨的哥哥
lf Eric Roberts is in it, it's a new arrival.
如果里面有埃里克·罗伯茨那就是新到货
Nicolas Cage, new release.
尼古拉斯·凯奇新发行
Nicolas Cage, new arrival.
尼古拉斯·凯奇新到货