木偶新知（2024）

In the Know S01E03

Part 5 April 2, 2024, 11:59 a.m.

我去拿个手提袋套在他头上
I'll get a tote bag to put over his head.
不用
Not necessary.
大块头和我以前经常一起看《伏击改头换面》
Chunks and I used to watch "Ambush Makeover" together.
他经常评论说
He'd always comment on how
演员脸上的粉底跟他们脖子的肤色不匹配
the foundation on their faces never matched their necks.
天哪他好聪明
God, he was so smart.
总之我会让你容光焕发的老兄
Anyway, I'll glow you up, brah.
谢谢你蔡丝
Thank you, Chase.
我要有最好的状态带着我的尊严离开
I need to look my best so I can go out with dignity.
他看起来就像艾薇儿·拉维尼演唱会上的便衣警♥察♥
He looks like an undercover cop at an Avril Lavigne concert.
不过他的脸部和脖子颜色一样
But his face and neck, same color.
我们一起离开老朋友
We're going out together, old friend.
我跟我死去的躯壳
Me with the death of my body.
你跟你终结的职业生涯
You with the death of your career.
停止录像
Stop the tape!
你没有害死任何人
Nobody murdered anyone!
我刚跟验尸官通完电♥话♥
I just got off the phone with the coroner,
他说死因不是劳伦引起的
and he told me the cause of death wasn't Lauren.
等等你联♥系♥了验尸官
Wait, you talked to the coroner?
他负责我丈夫的案子
He's on my husband's case.
我认识那个验尸官是个混♥蛋♥
Oh, I know that coroner. Guy's a prick.
连尸体都不准你碰
Won't even let you touch the bodies.
等等不是我的声音所致那是什么原因
Wait, but if it wasn't my voice, then what was it?
显然他死于一种什么
Apparently, he died of something called
安德斯·施密特外阴炎
Anders Schmidt Vulvitis.
不 -桑迪不是也得了这个吗
Oh, no. - Isn't that what Sandy has?
我早该相信你的
I should have believed you.
可怜的好桑迪能够好活的日子
And poor, sweet Sandy's numbered days
越来越少了
grow fewer still.
这是很悲惨
And that's very sad.
不过重要的是我的声音没有害死人
But the important thing is my voice didn't kill anyone.
我不是谋杀犯
I'm not a murderer!
别急着下定论
Not so fast.
他也许不是谋杀犯
He may not be a murderer,
可他的声音还是让人感到恶心
but his voice still makes people sick.
还记得我说的关于泰根的话吗
Remember what happened to Tegan?
不记得
Nope.
他们的经纪人告诉我泰根假装犯恶心
Their manager emailed me that Tegan faked being sick
因为劳伦的问题让她们感到不适
because Lauren's questions were making them uncomfortable.
她不是真的想吐
She wasn't really sick!
她觉得不适因为劳伦的话切中要害
She was uncomfortable because she felt so seen!
对
Right.
你们宁愿相信政♥府♥的验尸官
You're going to believe some government coroner
也不愿意相信一个垂死之人的亲身经历
over the lived experience of a dying man?
相信垂死之人
#BelieveDyingMen.
来点刺♥激♥的卡尔
Crank me up, Carl!
本主播回来了
The bitch is back!
桑迪·库特布朗纳医生会治好你的
Sandy Kooter, Dr. Bronner will heal you now.
是你
It's you.
地球飞船宝贝
Spaceship Earth, baby!