大学同学（2017）

Friends from College S02E04

Part 3 July 19, 2020, 3:38 p.m.

The two of us checking in together isn't a great look.
我们又不是住一间房♥
We're not checking in together.
我们只是并排排队而已
We're just standing next to each other in a line...
虽然有点尴尬
awkwardly.
-待会我们试着 -正常点就好了
- And then we're gonna try-- - Just act normal,
没人会怀疑的
and nobody will be suspicious.
怀疑什么
Suspicious of what?
我们又没联♥系♥过对方
We haven't had any contact.
除了那条短♥信♥
Except for that text.
你根本没回那条短♥信♥
Which you didn't respond to.
你要我怎么办
What would you want me to do?
发爱心表情吗
Send hearts?
你发个"赞"或者是独角兽的表情都行啊
Maybe "Thumbs up"?Or just... you know, like a unicorn,
打蛋器也行或者是披萨
or like, you know that-- an egg beater, a pizza slice...
-什么表情都行 -够了
- an emoji. - Stop!
你生气了吗
Are you mad?
我没有我只是
No, I just...
我不想重蹈覆辙
I don't want to get all this started again.
就一条短♥信♥而已
One text?
我这么说吧
Like it's...
这就像是吃曲奇
It's like with cookies, right?
你先是咬一小口接着你吃得盒子都不剩
You take one bite and then you eat the whole box.
干嘛
What?
吃盒子
Eating box.
你是刚满14吗
What are you, 14?
老天
Jesus.
男的给女的舔逼
Adults muff-dive.
好了别笑了
Stop. Stop.
我认真的我不是来享受的好吗
Seriously, I'm not here to have a good time. Okay?
-好吧好吧 -别让我笑出来
- Okay. Okay. - Don't make me laugh.
-是你提起"舔逼"的 -别来了
- You're the one who said "Muff-dive". - Please stop.
好一小时后这里见
All right. Meet back here in an hour.
我还有另外一个大惊喜
All right. I got another big surprise on deck...
这个惊喜是不是我们要回纽约了
Oh, is this a surprise that we're going back to New York?
那可是极好的
That'd be the most amazing surprise.
那简直是世界上最棒的惊喜了
That would be the best possible surprise,
完全出乎意料
No one would see that coming.
-那会是... -尼克拜托
- That'd be a-- right? - Nick, please.
-我们回纽约好不好 -我们到底待在哪啊
- Please can that be the surprise? - Where are we really staying?
完了我们真的要在这待着了
Oh, man, we're staying here for real.
有品味
Classy!
太高端了
High-end.
这太棒了
This is amazing!
-是啊 -所以主题是
- Yeah! - So the theme is like a...
这太有品味了
This is classy.
-就像是给新娘办的单身派对 -是啊
- Like a bachelorette party, right? - Yeah.
我不知道我刚刚说的是讽刺还是冒犯随你
I don't know if it were offensive or ironic. You pick.
不过我喜欢
I like it, though.
大家注意了
Attention, please.
我想做介绍的但是这位的大名家喻户晓
I would introduce you, but this man needs no introduction.
我真的不知道他是谁
Uh... I think he absolutely does.
你们是认真的吗
Are you ser-- guys.
是"大卫·贝克汉姆"
It's David Beckham.
谢谢你
Thank you.
大家好我是"大卫·贝克汉姆"
Hi, I'm David Beckham.
欢迎来到我的地盘大西洋城
I cannot wait to show you my town, Atlantic City.
我知道我今晚要干谁了
I know who I'm fucking tonight.
-给我们看看腹肌 -太棒了
- Let's see the abs. - Exciting.
谢谢你们
Thank you, guys.
很高兴见到一个我根本
It's very exciting to meet the fake version of someone that I...
从没想过的人的山寨版
literally have never once thought about.
别这样不是吧
Come on. Really,
为什么我会...
Why would I--
因为他是超火同性恋偶像
Because he's a huge gay icon.
-是吗 -是的
- Is he? - Yes!
超火的告诉他
Big time. Tell him.
没错我有超多同性恋粉丝
Yeah, I have a massive homosexual following.
-这是真的 -我认错
- Now, it's true. - I stand corrected.
他说了那就是真的
He said it, so that makes it real.
-他告诉我 -他说了
- He told me. - He said it.
-所以... -他的山寨版说了
- And now-- - The fake version of him said it.
所以是真的了你说得对
So, now, it's true. You're right.
-我的错 -所以...
- That's my bad. - So--
你大错特错
In your-- in your face.
天啊伙计们
Oh, man. Guys.
菲利克斯正在大都会博物馆私人游
Felix is doing a private tour of the MET right now.
谁在乎
Who cares?
听起来不错
That sounds lovely.
博物馆有这些吗
Do museums have this?
-得了吧 -没错
- I mean, come on. - Yeah.
-那里有这种超大号♥吗 -没有
- Do they have these Max? - They do not.
瞧瞧这些
Look at this stuff.
给戴上假发
Here. Put the wig on.
天呐
Oh my God, guys.
我们这里有大卫·贝克汉姆
We have David Beckham,
现在又有了维多利亚·贝克汉姆
and now we have Victoria Beckham.
-高贵辣妹 -太神奇了
- Posh. - That's amazing!
天啊
Oh my God.
看起来真像真不错
No, it looks real. It's good.
-就是这样 -看就是这样
- That's it. - Look at that. That's it.
-天呐 -不可思议
- Oh my God. - Unbelievable.
萨姆太神奇了
Sam, it's amazing.
你好美国
Hello, America.
你好大西洋城
Hello Atlantic City.
我的天
Oh my Gosh.
-模仿得真像 -完美
- That was really good. - Perfect.
谢谢你
Thank you.
瞧瞧她
Look at her.
我套中了
Ah, I got the tip.
等等等一下
Hold on, wait a minute.
-套得太准了 -棒
- Oh, what a shot! - Yes!
你玩得开心吗
Are you having fun?
这场晚宴真的很棒
This is really nice dinner, guys.
棒
Yeah!
你推荐哪个
What do you recommend?
纽约客牛排非常火爆
The New York strip is very popular.
好我就点这个
Okay, I'll have that.
一分熟谢谢
Rare, please. Thank you.
其实今晚纽约客牛排已经没有了
Um, we're actually out of the New York strip tonight.
纽约脱衣舞
我给您推荐新泽西牛排
Instead, may I offer you the New Jersey Strip?
新泽西脱衣舞
那是什么
Oh, what's that?
不该死的
No! Dammit!
我又中招了
I walked right into that shit.
你是认真的吗拜托兄弟
Are you serious? Come on, man.
我说了"不要脱衣舞男" 尼克
I said "No strippers", Nick.
不要脱衣舞男
No strippers!
抱歉我忘了
Sorry, I forgot about this one.
是吗这已经是第二个脱衣舞男了
You think! This is the second stripper!
我忘了嘛
Okay, I forgot!
能把音乐关了吗
Oh, would you please turn off the music?
我真是烦死了
This is bumming me out.
露屁♥股♥
你想看我的屁屁吗
You want me to take my bum out?
你懂我什么意思
You know what I meant.
拜托音乐已经停了
Please. No-- the music is over.
别跳了
Come on, man.
-好吧 -天啊
- Alright. - Oh, my gosh.
不要介意托尼
Oh, don't take it personally, Tony.
你的屁♥股♥超挺翘
Your ass is ripped.
-我知道 -他知道呢
- I know. - Oh, he knows.