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从窗户进来 它的脸就贴在窗户上
through the window of a train! Its face was in the window!
还有一次我在修道院
And once, when I was at a monastery,
醒来时感觉有点奇怪 好像有只狐狸在附近
I woke up just feeling a bit weird, like there might be
结果真有只狐狸坐在我窗下
a fox about, and a fox was sitting underneath my window
抬头看我 指着我 好像在说
looking up like this, pointing at me like,
"你 我们盯上你了 我们要定你了"
"You, we're watching you. We're having you."
还好上帝及时赶到
Lucky God got there first.
- 是啊 - 不然你现在就成狐妖了
- Well, yeah. - You could be a fox boy by now.
我们都知道它们经历了什么
And we all know what happened to them!
- 你还好吗 - 还好
- You okay? - I'm okay.
你是不是觉得我疯了
Do you think I'm mad?
因为狐狸还是上帝
Because of the fox thing or because of the God thing?
你着相了
You're obsessed.
你有过怀疑吗
Do you ever have doubts?
当然 每天都有 生活不就是这样吗
Yes, of course, every day. It's part of the deal.
我觉得我做不到
I just don't think I could do it.
尤其是...
Especially the...
什么
What?
- 禁欲还有... - 就是只该死的狐狸
- ...celibacy and... - Oh, it's a fucking fox!
冷静点 哪来的狐狸
Chill out about the fox!
抱歉
Ooh! Sorry.
我不知道它们想从我这里得到什么
I just don't know what they want from me!
抱歉
Sorry.
禁欲
Celibacy.
继续
Go.
我只是...
I just...
我不能永远远离性♥爱♥
I couldn't give up sex forever.
太...
It's just too...
太...
It's too...
禁欲比恋爱
Celibacy is a lot less complicated than...
容易得多
romantic relationships.
那遇到喜欢的人怎么办
What if you meet someone you like?
我会和她们聊天 喝酒 大笑 给她们圣经
I talk and drink and laugh and give them Bibles,
希望她们最终会离开我
and hope they eventually leave me alone.
那遇到你爱的人怎么办
What if you meet someone you love?
我是不会跟你上♥床♥的
We're not going to have sex.
我知道那是你觉得 自己想从我这里得到的
I know that's what you think you want from me,
但不是
but it's not.
性♥爱♥不会带来任何好处
It won't bring any good.
- 可能... - 不会的
- Well, it might... - It won't.
在皈依宗教前
I've been there many times.
我尝试了很多次 很多很多次
Before I found this. Many, many times.
多少次
How many times?
很多次
Many.
但我真的很想和你做朋友
I'd really like to be your friend, though.
我也很想
I'd like to be your friend, too.
最多坚持一周
We'll last a week.
什么鬼
What was that?
什么
What?
你刚才... 你刚神游到哪去了
Where did...? Where did you just go?
什么
What?
你刚刚神游到某处了
You just went somewhere.
看 看
There. There.
你刚去哪了
Where did you just go?
哪也没去
Nowhere.
好吧
Okay.
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