东镇女巫（2009）

Eastwick S01E02

Part 1 Dec. 11, 2020, 1:24 p.m.

Welcome to eastwick a quaint little town,
欢迎来到东镇一个离奇小镇
But look beneath the surface and what you'll find
透过表面你会发现
May surprise you--
很多惊喜
Women with the power to foretell the future,
女人有预言未来的能力
Control men's minds with just a flash of their eyes,
一瞥就控制男人意志的能力
Or summon the fury of mother nature. aah!
或是迸发自然威力的能力
But when a mysterious stranger arrives
但是当一个神秘陌生人
With the promise of sex and trouble,
带着绯闻和麻烦到来时
These women and this little town
这些女人和这个小镇
Will never be the same.
将不再如初
help! help!
救命救命
Somebody help!
来人啊
help! somebody help!
救命来人啊
Somebody hel
来人
Hell, you can keep screaming, Rox.
你可以一直叫罗茜
You're just gonna give yourself a sore throat.
只是白白把嗓子喊哑而已
I just love harvestfest. It's so festive--
我就是喜欢丰收节节日气氛好
The music, the dancing, the little skits,
音乐舞蹈小故事
Fabulous handmade centerpieces.
美妙的手工装饰品
Um, what's yours supposed to be?
你做的是什么
It's a turkey.
是只火鸡
Well, how come it looks like a... It does t.
它怎么看起来像它才不像
Yep, that is one hell of a va-juege.
没错是像那什么
it's really lifelike.
太生动了
It is not a va-juege. It's a turkey.
不是那什么是火鸡
It's juege-tastic. But don't worry, honey.
是那个口味的不过别担心宝贝
We'll just paint it purple, call it a flower.
我们会把它涂成紫色说它是朵花
So I'm, um, I'm thinking
我我想
That I'm gonna call that divorce lawyer,
我该打电♥话♥给离婚律师了
Even though I am kinda freaking out
整件事已经快要
About the whole thing.
让我疯掉了
Well, if you're not sure, you don't have to do it. oh, yes, she does.
如果你没决定就别打她已经决定了
Her husband's an unemployed schlub
她老公是个无业混混
Who treats her like ass.
对她太差了
Well, he's also the father of her kids--her five kids.
他还是孩子们的爸爸五个孩子
So? that means she has to bring him beers
怎么样她还是得带啤酒给他
While he farts on the couch till the day she dies? Roxie! Look, I know
而他就等着被伺候到死罗克茜
That I have to leave raymond, but it's just scary.
我知道我得离开雷蒙德但是我害怕
I've never been alone. You're not alone, Kat.
我从没一个人过你不是一个人凯特
Yeah, you have us. Well, until I get slaughtered in the woods by a madman.
你有我们在我被疯子拖去树林干掉前
Another Jamie dream last night? Wait, wait, wait. Who's Jamie?
昨晚又梦到杰米了等等谁是杰米
My future murderer. He just moved here.
我未来的凶手他刚搬来
To kill me. you don't know that.
来杀我的你还不知道
Oh, yes, I do. every other psychic vision
我知道上礼拜我做的每个通灵的梦
I've had in the past week has come true,
都已经实现了
And I'm only getting stronger. I can't explain it.
我只能坚强些我解释不了
I don't know why, but it's happening.
也不知道为什么但就是发生了
All kinds of strange things have been happening
所有奇怪的事情都在达里尔来的时候
Ever since Darryl got here. Ah, that's kind of a leap, don't you think?
发生了是有点突然你觉得呢
Co on. you have to admit, there's something about him.
拜托你得承认有些事跟他有关
Yeah, kinda dark, sinister.
对有点邪恶不吉利
Well, I think he's nice. no, no!
我觉得他很好不不
Darryl van horne is not nice.
达里尔·范·霍恩不是好人
He's... peculiar and rude
他这人古怪粗鲁
And disgusting and... hot.
恶心但是性感
And I-I can't put my finger on it,
我不能确定
But there's something about him that's not of this world.
但他有些不属于这个世界的东西
Do you think he heard me?
你觉得是他听见我说话了吗
No. No! No. I think you put too much stuff on that shelf.
不不我认为你放了太多东西在架子上
And you know what else, Miss Roxie?
你知道吗罗克茜小姐
I don't think that you're actually psychic.
我觉得你不是真正的灵媒
I think you're just dramatic. Oh, my god. here comes Jamie.
我觉得你只是运气好天杰米来了
He's totallyonna shoot me.
他是来杀我的
Wow. you never mentioned he was so...
你从没说过他这么
What?
啥
Um, claw-your-eyes-out hot.
帅到喷鼻血
Okay, well, maybe after he kills me,
好能不能等他杀我以后
You guys can propose a 3-way.
你们再玩个"三人♥大♥战"
Don't wave at my murderer!
别跟杀我的人招手
Sorry. sorry.
对不起
How you doing? Good.
你们怎么样不错
Good. Good.
不错不错
I'm Jamie. I just moved here.
我叫杰米刚搬来
Hi, Jamie.
你好杰米
Well... okay, then.
好那没事
he looks like Johnny Depp.
他巨像强尼·戴普
Excuse me. What exactly do you think you're doing?
抱歉你到底来干什么的
Um, the police said the only entrance
警♥察♥说唯一的入口
Was through your shop. I know it's a bit intimate,
得通过你的店我知道有点冒昧
But I'm sure we'll get used to it. What the hell are you talking about?
但我们慢慢会习惯的你到底说什么
Oh, Homer hasn't told you? I just signed the lease.
亨利没告诉你吗我签过约了
I'm renting the apartment upstairs.
我租了楼上的房♥子
We're gonna be neighbors.
我们是邻居了
Have you noticed that ever since Darryl bought the paper,
你有没有注意到自从达里尔买♥♥了报社
He's been putting pictures of himself up everywhere
他就把自己的照片到处发
Like he's chairman mao or something?
好象自己是毛主席似的
It's very creepy.
很奇怪
So what are we looking for, exactly?
我们到底在找什么
Yes, Darryl Van Horneis dead.
对达里尔·范·霍恩死了
I am the one who gave you this death certificate, remember?
我就是给你死亡证明的人记得吗
Yeah, but look what your source scribbled on the back.
对但你看看背面的字
"8-4-84."
8-4-84
Why would there be something about Darryl in the "Gazette"?
为什么在公报上会有关于达里尔的事情
I have no idea, and I can't find the stupid article anyway.
我不知道但我怎么也找不到那文章
Whoever organized these old issues
谁整理的这些老期刊
Did a really crappy job.
真是做事不牢靠
I organized them.
我整理的
Hey, you haven't told anyone about Darryl, have you?
你没有告诉别人达里尔的事是吗
No, and I'm dying to, but, you know,
没有我超想的但是
Journalistic integrity, blah, blah, blah.
我有记者的职业道德等等
You wanna hear my theory, though? Yes.
你想听我的理解吗想
Okay. Your mystery informant gave us a death certificate
好你的秘密线人给了我们
For a person named Darryl Van Horne.
一个叫达里尔·范·霍恩的人的死亡证明
Yeah. Well, this morning,
对但今天早上
I dug up his obituary online.
我在网上找到了他的讣告
He was a baby.
他是个死去小孩的名字
I don't get it.
我不明白
Okay, it's really easy to steal the identity
好去窃取一个死亡婴儿的身份证明
Of an infant who dies.
是很容易的
All you have to do is find one who was born
你要做的就是找到
Around the same time as you.
和你同一时间出生的人
From there, you can go to the d.m.v.
你可以去车辆管理局
And get all kinds of phony identification.
搞到各种假冒身份证
And it's really hard to get caught
还不容易被抓
Because there's never any duplicates
因为不会有同一个人
Because that person never actually grew up.
那个人其实根本没长大
You're telling me you think that Darryl stole
你想告诉我那个达里尔偷了
Some poor dead baby's birth certificate
某个死亡可怜小孩的出生证明
And then pretended to be him?
然后假装是他吗
Well, it would account for the fact that there's
真正算得上证据是
No record of darryl van horne anywhere before 1984.
1984年以前没有关于达里尔的记录
There's no school records, no i.r.s. records,
没有学校记录没有税务记录
No bank account, no parking tickets, nothing.
没有银行帐号♥ 没有停车票什么都没有
Well, because he wast Darryl Van Horne then.
因为在那之前他还不是达里尔·范·霍恩
He was someone else.
他是某个其他人
Exactly. but then in 1984, he decided to start over,
对但到了1984年他决定开始了
Become someone new-- Darryl Van Horne.
变成另一个人达里尔·范·霍恩
He got a driver's license, a bank account,
他有了驾照银行帐号♥
And then that spring he founded van horne ventures.
在同年春天他创立了范·霍恩企业
Within a year, he became the fourth richest man
一年之内他变成了纽约