德古拉

如果这能让你心里舒服些的话 我觉得你很帅
If it's any consolation, I think you're very cute.
我知道你不是...不是同性恋
I mean, I know you're not...not gay.
显然 你和露西都上过床了
I mean, obviously, what with Lucy and all.
三次还是四次
Three times, four?
我是说 不 我只是想...
I mean, no, I just wanted to...
听着 抱歉
Look, sorry.
抱歉 真希望我没有...
Sorry, I wish I'd never...
乔纳森·哈克
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
太棒了 太棒了
Yes, yes, yes!
乔纳森·哈克
我希望他们能非常幸福
I hope they'll be very happy.
我也「不希望」
Neither do I.
想去喝一杯吗
Want to get a drink?
好啊 但是...
Yeah, but, uh...
我不行
I can't.
再见
See you.
不
No!
乔纳森·哈克基金会
我没来得及带什么东西来
I didn't have the time to bring anything.
你不用带任何东西
You don't need anything.
我们试图联♥系♥你好几个小时了
We've been trying to contact you for hours.
抱歉 我当时在酒吧 很吵
Sorry, I was in a club. It was...noisy.
那么
So...
你们真的找到他了吗
..you've actually found him?
你没有喝酒吧
You weren't drinking?
-我不喝酒 -很好
- I don't drink. - Good.
他也不喝
Neither does he.
在这里面
In here.
日出时间 当前时间 日落时间
我的衣服要放在哪里
What do I do with my clothes?
放在椅子上就行了
Just leave them on the chair.
这些信息是最新的吗
Is this information up to date?
嗯 我想是的
Um, yeah, I think so.
-我们有多少人来了 -你马上就能见到大家了
- How many of us are there? - You're about to meet everyone.
来 先把这个戴上
Here, can you put this on, please?
你好 杰克
Hello, Jack.
佐伊
Zoe.
海辛医生
Dr Helsing.
-你感觉如何 -今天是科学史上重要的一天
- How are you feeling? - It's a big day for science, I suppose.
真没想到我还能活着见到
I wasn't really expecting it on my watch.
我是说 你自己还好吗
I meant, how are you?
到目前为止没有症状
Asymptomatic so far.
我尽量不去想生病的事
Try not to think about it.
我还以为你要退出这个项目了
I thought you were withdrawing from the programme.
-你不是遇到心仪的女孩了吗 -是啊
- I thought there was a girl. - Yeah.
我也是这么以为的
I did too.
走吧 那边已经开始介绍情况了
Well, come on! The briefing's started.
这是船的主体
So this is the main part of the ship.
德墨忒尔号♥
一百多年没有受到外界打扰
Basically undisturbed for over 100 years.
最初的研究团队找错了位置
The original teams were looking in the wrong place.
以前没人意识到
No-one realised
德古拉伯爵的船航行到了
quite how close Count Dracula's ship got
离英国本土多近的地方
to the British mainland.
-你好 -杰克·斯沃德
- Oh, hello. - Jack Seward.
你好 杰克
Hello, Jack.
抱歉来晚了
Sorry to be so late.
没事 我还没讲到精彩的地方
Oh, don't worry, I haven't got to the good bit yet.
又一个O型阴性血的吗
Another O negative, I see?
太普通了
Vanilla.
欢迎 杰克
Welcome, Jack.
普通没什么不好的
There's nothing wrong with vanilla.
我们搜查残骸搜查了三天
We searched the wreck for three days,
但我们寻找的目标
but what we were looking for
在它以南约二百码的地方
was approximately 200 yards south of it.
这箱子如此古老
Now, a box this old,
一般至少会长点藤壶
you'd expect at least a few barnacles.
但大家仔细看
But look at it!
完全没有沾染任何生物
Untouched by any living thing.
终于找到了
Well, there you are.
你的毕生事业
Your life's work.
你似乎不太高兴
You don't look so happy.
是啊 不如万一耶稣现身时的教宗那么高兴
Yeah. Not as happy as the Pope would be if Jesus actually turned up.
各位可以看到 哪怕过了123年
As you can see, even after 123 years,
尸体依然保存完好
the body was perfectly preserved.
或者只是我们这么认为
Or so we thought.
并不是尸体保存完好
The body was not preserved.
德古拉还活着
Dracula was, in fact, alive.
虽然在休眠
Though dormant.
处于某种恢复性昏迷状态中
Apparently in some kind of restorative coma,
本来他会一直保持昏迷
in which he would have remained
可惜我太蠢了 竟然主动送上门喂他
if I hadn't been stupid enough to feed him.
如果你们想知道的话 没错 吸血鬼会咬人
So in case you're wondering, yeah, vampires bite.
各位要明白自己参加的是什么
You need to know what you're signing up for.
我们会保证各位的安全
We will keep you safe,
但这不是献血那么简单
but this isn't just about giving blood.
不是学生药物试验
It's not just another student drug trial.
薪酬高是有原因的
There is a reason it is better paid.
你们会在可控情况下直接接触吸血鬼
Now, you will have controlled exposure to a vampire.
-明白了吗 -再见
- Are we clear? - Bye.
显然 此时 触发了他的复活机制后
Obviously, at this point, having triggered his revivification,
我们选择了战术撤退
we opted for tactical retreat.
我们重新密封了箱子 避免其他干扰
We resealed the box so nothing could interfere with the process
然后我们从岸上观察
and we monitored from the shore.
德古拉又花了十小时才真正复活
It took Dracula another ten hours to fully revive.
当然 我们在岸上等着他
And of course, we were waiting for him on the beach.
为什么
Why?
你听到了吗 这东西为什么在那儿
Did you hear me? Why is that there?
它是干什么用的
What is it for?
这是个马桶 我是吸血鬼
It's a toilet. I'm a vampire.
你们为什么给我一个马桶
Why have you given me a toilet?
早上好 德古拉伯爵
Good morning, Count Dracula.
还适应吗
How are you settling in?
我有个化学马桶
Well, uh, I have a chemical toilet.
以及这个
And this.
你拥有在你昏迷期间世上出版过的每一本书
You have every book written during your coma,
还有地方可坐
and somewhere to sit.
我需要的不止是书 佐伊
Well, I need more than books, Zoe.
脱下大衣 卷起左臂的袖子
Take off your coat and roll up your left sleeve.
为什么
Why?
因为我命令你这样做 我用一束阳光就能摧毁你
Because I told you to, and I can break you with a sunbeam.
我要进来了
I'm coming in.
你要是试图攻击我
Make any attempt to attack me,
我的同事就会敞开屋顶
and my colleague will fully open the roof
把你烧成脆片
and burn you to a crisp.
明白了吗
Do you understand?
所以这次你是医生
So you're a doctor this time, are you?
我还是更喜欢失望的修女
I think I preferred the disappointed nun.
-我是科学家 -几乎也算是一样的吧
- I'm a scientist. - Well, that amounts to the same thing.
我不是阿加莎修女
I'm not Sister Agatha.
我是海辛医生 是这个基金会的负责人
I'm Dr Helsing, and I'm the woman in charge of this foundation.
负责人
In charge of it?
当然了 我猜是因为你沉睡时
Oh, of course. I suppose women's rights
错过了女性权利运动
are just something you slept through.
女性的什么 你是说权利吗
Women's what? Did you say rights?
你会明白的
You'll get the hang of it.
不不不 帮我解释一下
No, no, no, please try and explain.
我错过了一整个世纪
I missed an entire century.
什么是权利
What are...rights?
没人有权利 佐伊
Nobody has rights, Zoe.
不管男人女人还是妖魔
Man, woman or monster.
不管在哪里 没人有权利