呆逼还愿人（2014）

Deadbeat S02E08

Part 5 April 16, 2021, 3:08 p.m.

好的呱呱叫嘛!
Gnarly!
是啊!
Yeah!
- 我加入了! - 好哒!
- I'm in! - All right!
唷谢啦派克
Yo, thank you, Pac.
你太牛逼辣孩子!
You the bomb, son!
别让你的人上我的马子!
Don't let your boys bang my girl!
我可不敢保证!
No promises!
- 噢额滴神那!
- Oh, my god!
大家快从这楼房♥里出去!
Everybody ejaculate the building!
快点跑!跑跑跑跑!
Come on, go! Go, go, go, go!
- 卡尔?- 别管我!
- Carl? - Leave me!
别管我!
Leave me!
噢真是哔了狗了!
Oh, so gross!
别管我!
Leave me!
别管我!
Leave me!
别管我
Leave me.
别管我!
Leave me!
这是你退货的票♥据♥副本
And here's your copy of the backsies receipt.
那么那鬼魂是谁?
So, who was the ghost?
噢就是个叫杰森的朋友
Oh, just some homeslice named Jason.
来自忠于精♥子♥联盟威廉斯堡分行的
Breaking news out of the Williamsburg branch
爆♥炸♥性新闻!
of Fidelity Sperm United!
据可靠消息称这名
Sources confirm the woman
昨晚被发现的女子
found late last night
是现年33岁的萨曼萨切瑞
was 33-year-old Samantha Cherry,
于1999年新年前夜失踪
who had been missing since New Year's Eve 1999
当时被推定为死亡
and presumed dead.
当地政♥府♥称保安
Local officials say security guard
杰弗里海尔在一个地窖里
Jeffrey Hale found the woman
发现了这名女性
in an underground bunker
她已经在那儿生活了
she had been living in
近14年
for almost fourteen years.
另附一条与这件事有关的新闻:
A noteworthy addendum to the story:
白菊花
Camomile White,
著名真人秀
of the popular reality show,
曼哈顿城中灵媒中的明星
Midtown Manhattan Medium,
正是当时政♥府♥
was the reason officials originally
在2004年停止搜索切瑞小姐的原因
called off the search for Miss Cherry in early 2004.
你们的女儿萨曼萨并没有失踪
Your daughter, Samantha, isn't missing.
她已经死了
She's dead.
当时白女士可是引起了广泛的关注
Ms. White gained national attention
她声称已经引领超度了
when she claimed to have channeled
切瑞小姐的鬼魂
Miss Cherry's ghost,
她同她的父母交流
communicating to her parents
说萨曼萨已经平和安详地
that Samantha was indeed dead
逝去了
and at peace.
因女儿的离世而悲痛欲绝的
Distraught over her daughter's death,
萨曼萨的母亲在两个月后自杀了
Samantha's mother committed suicide two months later.
有一件事是确定的:
One thing is certain:
我可不想做今天的白菊花
I would not want to be Camomile White today.
下一新闻:缇娜
Up next: Tina,
关于一只猫
the story of how a cat
如何跟豪猪成为朋友的故事
became friends with a porcupine.