呆逼还愿人（2014）

Deadbeat S02E04

Part 5 April 16, 2021, 3:08 p.m.

哦我的鸡鸡
Owww, my dick.
你觉得你能跳舞?
So you think you can dance?
如果你不像那样耍特技我会...
If you ever pull a stunt like that, I will...
我会签两季!
I will order two more seasons!
巴里·温伯格斯德
Barry Weinbergerstein,
Alt TV台长
president of Alt TV.
你们刚刚表演的
What you just did out there
将会是自莫德节目中
is gonna be the most exciting episode
莫德流产后
of TV since Maude
最令人振奋的一集
had an abortion on Maude.
你还记得她流产的时候么?
Do you remember when she had the abortion?
曾经很好听着
That was a good one. Listen.
我刚爱上你们这回
I just love the new, fun direction
新颖有趣的走向
you're taking the show.
反应灵媒题材的喜剧
A comedic take on the medium genre.
- 真天才 - 谢谢巴里
- It's pure genius. - Thank you, Barry.
我就知道你会喜欢!
I just knew you'd love it!
好吧我有两个词送你
All right. I've got two words for you:
尼科尔斯五月
Nichols. May.
所以你要说的是...
So, what you're saying is...
白菊花跟你的
Camomile White, say hello
新搭档问好吧
to your new partner.
美丽的灵媒
The beautiful medium,
和她笨手笨脚的保安
and her bumbling security guard.
好评!
It's ratings gold!
或者...
Or...
怎样?
Or, what?
巫师和她的朋友?
The psychic and her sidekick?
嘣!
Boom!
菊花你真让我惊奇
Camomile, you're blowing my mind.
谢谢巴里
Thank you, Barry.
我真高兴你喜欢我的创意
I'm so pleased you share my vision.
事实上今天就是要说这个
That was actually what today was all about.
向你们证明这个
It was really to prove to you
帮手很有用
that this dynamic works.
是的
Yeah.
好了我要回办公室了
Well, I should get back to the office.
Alt TV 不再是只有台长
Alt TV is not gonna president itself,
你知道么?
you know?
小心点 "每个"网络传媒!
Look out, Every Network!
我知道我知道这会儿你很生气
I know... I know you're upset right now,
但是听我说快速回答
but listen to me, one quick question:
我负责搬东西么
am I in charge of moving this,
还是两个人一起?
or is that like a union thing?
不不不!
No, no, no!
嗨
Hi.
嘿
Hey.
嘿对不起我回来晚了
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
今天真是疯狂的一天
It was a really crazy day at the newsstand.
听我说我知道
So, listen, I know that
我最近真的有点忽视了你
I've been really neglectifying you lately,
可能的话我非常愿意
and I... I'd really like the chance
改变这些
to change that, if I can.
可以与你共舞一曲么?
May I have this dance?
你在哪儿学的这么跳?
Where'd you learn to dance like this?
某个叫弗雷德的家伙
Just some guy named Fred.
我指的是米尔顿
I mean, Milton.
一个叫米尔顿的家伙
Some guy named Milton.